Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 6

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris then comes back. "Oi, Liberty! What's goin' on with you today?"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I ask how doing the work fast is costing the company money.

 

[Torlikoff]

They tell you about how they get paid by the hour and not by the job itself.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I attempt to sneak up behind the dude everyone else is fighting steathily using my superhuman stealth and then grab him with all my kagune to wrap him up from behind him.

 

[Torlikoff]

Due to his distraction from fighting David, you can grab him.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I keep a firm grip on him and ask him a question.

"What do you know about the one wrapped in madness?"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I groan and start working more slowly, very tempted to hex the foreman's house with a small plague of cockroaches.

 

[DMUA]

Having been grovelling over my lack of looking at the explosion, I decide to get up and start opening fire on Joel

 

[Torlikoff]

@Dragon: "Who? I'm just trying to make the world a better place."

@DMUA: You don't hit much of Joel as he is currently wrapped up.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Why are you so gifted compared to other people?"

I keep him wrapped.

 

[Torlikoff]

"The power of memes man."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Despite having stopped attacking a little while ago, my hands are literally red hot and steaming

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"How many memes power you? What led you to attacking Norway?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"What's even happening, man?" He was sincerely confused.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Junko: You feel slower and corrupted

@Dragon: "All of them power me, and I destroy Norway as it's existence insults Sweden."

 

[Junkoposter]

"Fack you Bonzi I'm unsubscribeing from Joel's YouTube channel!" Liberty try's to combat Bonzi via patriotic anti-viruses. And she also unsubscribes from Joel's YouTube channel.

[reeeeeee]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Um, Liberty? You okay?" Boris is sincerely concerned as he walks up to her.

 

[Junkoposter]

"Fackin meme viruses!"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Ummm, okay then. Here's hopin' ya don't break down on me, ya know?" He says, scared he may lose a friend to a virus.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Why don't you just make Norway a part of Sweden?"

I keep him wrapped tightly.

 

[DMUA]

"All the memes... You think you have authority over nanomachines, SON?"

I get into a sumo pose and start channeling the nanomachines

.... Of course I have no real method of doing that so all I do is get into a low stance and look constipated

 

[Torlikoff]

"I have authority over the memes, so." With the last word, he turns red and begins shaking, then tearing his way out of his restraints and charching at Chad.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Junko: The virus is halted by the patriotism, yet remains in your system.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

****

I throw myself at the man as he runs, rapidly punching

 

[DMUA]

"WE SHALL SEE!"

Chad goes from his stance into a charge, and pulls out his BFGS, and swings it in a flurry of blows, all making a loud C L A N G

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty increases her internal patriotism. She also presses the dislike button on any video involving Bonzi.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Hl3: You were too far to make it in time.

@DMUA: Joel slaps you across the country during your attempt

@Junko: The dislikes only fuel Bonzi, who has replaced some of your systems with himself.

 

[Spider_Kaiju]

For the third time in a row, I take both of my hands as the thunder god and attempt to blast Joel, to see if the lightning will harm him.

 

[Torlikoff]

For the third time in a row, I take both of my hands as the thunder god and attempt to blast Joel, to see if the lightning will harm him.

Joel slaps away the lightning.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Blood seems to be streaming from my nose for no apparent reason, and the pinkish froth hasn't dissappeared yet

I continue to attempt to attack the man

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"OKAY! YOU'VE DONE IT, MOMMA'S BOY!" He then whips out a golden MACHINE GUN and starts shooting at Joel.

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty see's that she's angering the all powerful being known as Bonzi, she subscribes to Joel and presses the like button on his vids. "There, I re-subscribed, now please stop trying to hack me Bonzi!"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I attempt to sneak grab Joel again, this time tunneling my kagune under the ground to grab his feet by the ankles.

[ im waiting to do my second action if this works]

 

[DMUA]

I fly across the country, stopping upon the mighty mountains in the distance

"Hmm... I must go all out."

I lift myself out of the mountain as my muscles get swoler then before

FLEX UP

I leap high into the air, almost touching space, then, I send myself plummeting downward for a diving sword strike

 

[Torlikoff]

@Junko: Bonzi does not submit.

Joel is grabbed, but easily gets out. He dodges the sword strike.

 

[DMUA]

As I land, a large portion of the terrain is cratered, as a deafening C L A N G envelops everyone's hearing

I continue my obnoxiously clang loaded assault, though Joel probably can't hear most of it. Coolguy can't.

 

[Junkoposter]

"Bonzi pls stahp."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Bonzi pls stahp."

"Ok"

Bonzi stops

 

[Junkoposter]

"Thank you Bonzi."

 

[PsychoWarper]

[I have no idea whats happening so]

I fire a hell fire blast at Joels face.