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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 6

Sombra gets a pipeweed

>Light pipe

>Light pipeweed

>Put pipeweed in dead hobbit

>Get match

>Light match

>Light pipe with match

>Smoke old pipe

"...God this sucks." Sombra drops it and steps on it.
 
Joel is hit by both of these,k knocking him back onto the ground and getting him slightly stuck as the spike that are in him get jammed.
 
"Not my phone, goddamit."

I use my Sword still stuck in to Joel's head to possess the other pieces of metal that Mia launched inside his body.

I then try using them to rip him apart from the inside.
 
Coolguy McChad gets up, as he was temporarily incapacitated from the sheer noise of his own C L A N G

"... Did that get him?"

I straighten my sunglasses
 
Torlikoff said:
Joel's head suddenly starts talking.

"You can't kill the memes!"
I pick up his skull and over charge it with electricity from both of my hands. . . causing it to hopefully explode.
 
"Wait... What if we go to the land of dead memes?"

"Grab a Ziploc, we're going to the EU-"

Chad's plan is interrupted as he hears a clap from the heavens, followed up by "MEME REVIEW"

"... nevermind"
 
I recollect back the swords i used during the fight, reassimilate them back in tot he giant blades.

I then put the swords back in to hammerspace.

"Well, that's it for that i guess."

I then go search for my telephone, which Joel had kicked away from me.
 
Alright, so, now that that's taken care of...

Chad kinda wonders what he should spend his time on. I mean, he mostly just jumped out of hell because country nuking and he doesn't even have powers.

Maybe he should find the gate back down and punch the devil for his stuff back.
 
"Hmm...."

I suppose I'll head over to Italy for now
 
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