Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 6

[DMUA]

"hmm.........."

".... Killing demons with my dad gets old really fast when nuking a country is brought up. I'll be in."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Sign here." He says, handing Chad a pen.

 

[Overlord775]

I pull out 4 of the number 1200 blades and create 4 Armored Sword Knights.

Then i start boosting the defence and offence of all my swords by using Iron Defence and Sword Dance.

 

[DMUA]

I look at the contract very intently

Not to say I'm actually reading it to understand the mumbo jumbo, I'm just seeing how impatient the guy is

After like a solid minute, I decide to sign it

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Bring it on, Joel!" He tried to shoot Joel in the head.

 

[Torlikoff]

@DMUA: "Thank you for signing sir, enjoy your trip." In an instant Chad is launched up, blasting him back into the real world. He is in Sweden, he can hear a battle in the distance.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I decide to go check on the homeless man.

 

[DMUA]

I take a step and immediately jettison towards the field of battle

"I heard something about nuking a country so I kinda got out of hell to check it out!"

 

[Torlikoff]

@Overlord: "Oh boy, you've made me do this." He says, pulling out a gigantic black and red sword. "It's the burning SuperDeath Sword! Anyone who touches other than me will die!" He is then knocked by the bullet.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Hahaaaaa, yeees!" He shouts, claiming victory for himself.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I punch the knife

 

[Overlord775]

"Oh, look at that big blade, i want it.

After using my boost twice, i send the 4 knights after Joel, with three swinging their swords at him, while the 4th tries to steal his weapon.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Dragon: The man is asleep in some bizarre sleeping bag

@Hl3: Unfortunately for you, this is not a normal knife. This knife had been passed on from generation to generation, each father passing it onto this so . Through this process, the knife was im he'd with incredible power, beyond anything any man had ever seen. The mere presence of the knife launches you straight up at thousands of miles per second, causing you to crash back out of the TV.

 

[Torlikoff]

"Oh, look at that big blade, i want it.
After using my boost twice, i send the 4 knights after Joel, with three swinging their swords at him, while the 4th tries to steal his weapon.

Joel defends himself with the SuperDeath Sword. He slices at one of the knights, instantly killing it while also erasing it from existence. He does the same for the one that tries to grab the sword.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, that ain't good." Boris slowly stepped away.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I tap the dude to see if he's alright.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I plow directly through the house and basically everything for around 100 feet

what the ****

 

[Torlikoff]

I tap the dude to see if he's alright.

He slowly wakes up, not seemingly aware of your presence

 

[DMUA]

Considering they probably didn't hear me, I simply walk up to the fight, and put a C4 on Joel's back, before stepping back, turning around, straightening my sunglasses, and blowing it up.

 

[Torlikoff]

Joel does in fact hear you, slicing the C4 and erasing it when Chad tries to put it on his back.

 

[DMUA]

I step back

"Well, that's something.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Hello?"

I whisper so he doesn't get spooked.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Dragon: "getouttamyhouse" he mumbles, still half asleep.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I gently pat him on the head and then try to turn on the TV.

 

[Torlikoff]

His 1980s tube TV turns on.

 

[Spider_Kaiju]

"What the hell is going on?" I ask silently to myself as I see Joel fighting my team mates. I take my battle staff and attempt to knock him out as I did with Coolguy McChad.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ is the news on there?]

 

[Overlord775]

"OHNO."

I then immidiatly recall back the last 2 knights and turn them back in to particles, as i don't want to lose more AB material because of erasure sheninigans,

I then manipulate the 4 giant blades and make them attack in pairs to use Full Power Slash, sending 2 very large, one red and one blue, X shaped energy projectiles towards Joel.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Seeing the Destroyer ping in Sweden, I start heading there

 

[Junkoposter]

"I swear I have no idea what's happening anymore..." Liberty sighs.

 

[DMUA]

Since blowing them up didn't work, I pull out my autoshotgun and open fire on the guy

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Same here, Liberty. This is why we make good friends." He admits.

 

[Torlikoff]

Joel sprouts two blades from his back, using them to fly up and dodge several attacks.

@Dragon: There is news of an attack in Norway

@Hl3: You arrive

 

[Spider_Kaiju]

Let's see if Joel can avoid my flying kung fu attack with my battle staff. . . I attack with my battle staff, attempting disarm him.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Well this is weird

I jump straight at the guy with the blade-wings, throwing a shitton of punches

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, Okay, this is it!" He tries to shoot Joel in the....hotdog. You know where.

 

[Torlikoff]

The triple attack knocks The Burning SuperDeath Sword out of Joel's hand and forces him to the ground.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Boris then aims for his head, waiting for him to get up.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

continues attacking

 

[DMUA]

I prepare to throw a C4 to finish him off while he's down, but then I realize, Scan before you plant

"You guys should probably step back"

I throw it, turn around, then detonate