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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 6

In the middle of David's attack, one of his punches is caught. Using this opportunity, Joel launches several hundreds of precise attacks with his fingers at David with a cry of "ATATATATATATATTATATA", ending by launching him, along with the C4, into Chad as it explodes.
 
GWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I WAS BETRAYED BY THE PROVERBS!"

I take the explosion, though, I have more then enough durability to take it
 
I create a single Soul Arrow and lauch it towards the SuperDeath Sword, to try possess it.

At the same time, i continue throwing giant energy projectiles at Joel.
 
I feel like i've been stabbed a lot

Quickly running back up in the brief opening, I repeat the exact same attack onto the man
 
@Christian [What Weapon we talking?]

@Overlord: The Sword erases the arrow on contact while Joel shoots his own lasers at your own, though one hits him.

@Hl3: You don't feel so good when running towards him. This is made a little worse when your chest explodes before reaching him.
 
"HeheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" He then kept on shooting Joel, trying to do what he did with the trash man.
 
  • Sad sword noises
I then summon the rest of Number 1200 blades and make them continue spam red and blue projectiles at Joel, while i start shooting purple moon crescent projectiles, which are much stronger than the other two colors, at him.
 
Joel is overwhelmed by this, summoning his stand to deflect some, another stand that appears to be bootleg mario to block others, and tries to block the rest himself, but the sword is blown out of his hands.
 
Boris keeps shooting at Joel, not caring about anything that's blocking as he wanted this to be over. He just kept shooting.
 
Leaning against a wall, I realize that i can still kinda breathe, despite not having any lungs or a heart

the ****?

It's not enough to keep me alive on it's own, at least not in the long-term, but it's more than enough for now

My body distinctly blurs around the edges as I charge straight at the man again, mimicing his own attack again
 
Joel blasts back David using a barrage of seizure inducing wacky effects while using the spinning Jotaro to deflect Boris' bullets.

In the sky there is a man in a blue and white set of spandex like armor with golden hair, shakily floating towards Waldo.
 
I straight up have a seizure

Normally this would be an issue, but my body just kinda keeps doing it's own thing, randomly switching between and using various martial arts I know and motions i've seen while throwing itself at the man
 
"You asked for it, momma's boy!" He then shot many times at him, before charging again and shooting a more powerful bullet. If anymore buffoonery happens, he's outta here.
 
@Hl3: Before you can reach Joel, a large frog is suddenly teleported in front of you. Kermit blocks your path.

@Christian: The blasts are all deflected by Jotaro, right back to you.
 
I turn off the TV and get out of the house before running at full speed towards Norway after googling where Norway is from where I am. I look at the scene unfolding before me.
 
Boris took most of the bullets and healed, but the charged up one made him stumble a bit. Especially since it was in the head. "That does it, I'm going for a walk."
 
@Christian: Sweden is nice this time of year, but it's a little cold

@Hl3: Kermit takes the hits and goes down, but not before blasting you with a gun. You are still having a seizure.

@Psycho: [it's Joel]
 
"Well, I guess I'll have something to do this year. Dunno why Joel wants this place dead, it's a bit nice." Boris comments on the scenery.
 
A pinkish froth begins to form around my mouth as my body works it's way over to the man, all the while attacking in random directions and with randoms styles
 
@Hl3: Unfortunately, as you are attacking in random directions with random styles, nothing hits. Joel doesn't even look.

@Junko: Joel gets blasted back by you; He then shoots a bolt of lightning, zapping you. Things feel weird. You hear a voice in your system say: "Hello There, I'm Bonzi."

@Monarch: You are reprimanded for costing the company money by going so fast.

@Dragon: It seems you aren't noticed.
 
@Hl3: Joel initially matches you, but as you regain composure is slowly overwhelmed.

@Junko: "Oh yes. It is time to spread my love over your systems."
 
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