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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 4

[You started this insanity, now i's going to spiral more and more until we get banned.]

[Technically, we should blame Spider for creating this ovo]
 
"ouch" Sombra says in a low-pitched voice. He feels as if he just injected 40 kilos of crack directely in his blood stream.

Other than that, he sees a pig.

"Hi pig" he says.
 
He hears a voice in his head saying "You who have disrupted The Imperium Of Penguins shall suffer the wrath of I, the Emperor of Penguinkind." You are then launched across the earth, coincidentally into Detroit right by the group. You are in pain.

[Do you see what I mean?]
 
"Because 1. I feel like testing my healing out and 2. I WANNA SEE THEM AGAIN!" He teared up suddenly and pointed two of them towards his eyes.
 
I hold on to the guns and try lowering them.

"C'mon Boris, we said we would take care of the Destroyers right? That way you can test out your healing."
 
"Fine. I just wanted to sit out, but NOOOOOO! Plot demands i-" He then covers his mouth. He said enough.
 
"Yeah, you're right. Everything's fine, everything fine, everything is NOT SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LEAVE!?" He shouted, mad while shooting into the sky.
 
Boris then starts to breathe rapidly, still a bit sad about his parents. It would appear that he was still haunted by their death to this day.
 
"Yeah if you could like, carry me that would be cool, it's gonna take a while before i heal." Sombra responds to Plane girl
 
"Oink"

Spontaniously, I start piggytrotting towards Washington DC at Hypersonic speed, with one objective in mind... Sliding on my belly, up the ramp I made earlier, to blast off into the moon to defeat that other person in league with the shock rap God looming in my mind... who I'm still in a mental staredown with.
 
Liberty transforms her arms back to normal and picks up Sombra. "There we go!" She notices the pig zoom off. "...that's probably not good."
 
Sombra searches really deep in his mind and remembers Plane Girl's name.

"Hey Liberty, can i have a Hamburger? That's all i need to be back in action."
 
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