Everybody Wants to Rule the World 18

[Hl3_or_bust]

Having followed Walter back to japan and watched him make a deal with some man, i read both of their fates

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I boost my drunkness filter to max level.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[do i see anything in you guys' fates?]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Christian doesn't have a choice if at least 8 people agree]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I sense some peep using Fate-Reading with Le Spiral, and I utilize Le Spiral to render my fate unviewable... assuming someone with EVEN MORE SPIRAL doesn't undo my shit.

I add in 50 more bottles to the floating waterfall of Sake into my mouth, HOW THE **** AM I NOT DEAD YET?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I sense some peep using Fate-Reading with Le Spiral, and I utilize Le Spiral to render my fate unviewable... assuming someone with EVEN MORE SPIRAL doesn't undo my shit.
I add in 50 more bottles to the floating waterfall of Sake into my mouth, HOW THE **** AM I NOT DEAD YET?

[yeah no]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I sense some peep using Fate-Reading with Le Spiral, and I utilize Le Spiral to render my fate unviewable... assuming someone with EVEN MORE SPIRAL doesn't undo my shit.

[Nope, you can't do that.]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[do i see anything in you guys' fates?]

You see intense feelings.

[Aka, you do see who wins, but you can't say it because spoilers.]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I sense some peep using Fate-Reading with Le Spiral, and I utilize Le Spiral to render my fate unviewable... assuming someone with EVEN MORE SPIRAL doesn't undo my shit.

[Nope, you can't do that.]

[Well shit]

Apparently I can't do that, so Imma just keep pouring this shit into my mouth, and if necessary, use what little Spiral, Magic, and Le Toonforce I have to prevent Absolute Luck from ******* me up the ass

Also, I add 50 more bottles of sake to the waterfalling of Sake into my mouth

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[do i see anything in you guys' fates?]

You see intense feelings.
[Aka, you do see who wins, but you can't say it because spoilers.]

i realize that this entire thing is hilarously rigged in someone's favor

 

[PsychoWarper]

I guess no one wants to play cards

I then head to Japan where everyone else is.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[LemmegotoJapanicantrun]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[LemmegotoJapanicantrun]

[Walter made a portal boi]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I open a portal to Japan for Michael.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I start rolling around, waiting for the tournament to start but not bored enough to go get in a fight some random person.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I walk in on people drinking,

"What are you guys doing?"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Oh.

My memory fails me yet again.]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I add twenty more bottles to the waterfalling of Sake into my mouth

I'm probably gonna die soon aren't I?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I don't boost anything, because I'm a Kikai who will never die, rot, or decay, and I'm pretty sure things like alcohol poisoning can't stop me either.

"Geez man, could you slow down? If I drink 20 bottles at once, how is Walter meant to keep up"

I grab 20 bottles and chug them down.

"Round uhhhhhhhhhhh 20 for you Walter and 60 for you Adrian"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

I go through the portal.

"Hey, what's everyone doing?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I walk in on people drinking,

"What are you guys doing?"

"A bet. If i don't win i am ******."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I walk in on people drinking,
"What are you guys doing?"

some smoke appears out of my hands and forms into "Delaying the inevitable."

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Oh cool"

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I don't boost anything, because I'm a Kikai who will never die, rot, or decay, and I'm pretty sure things like alcohol poisoning can't stop me either.
"Geez man, could you slow down? If I drink 20 bottles at once, how is Walter meant to keep up"

I grab 20 bottles and chug them down.

"Round uhhhhhhhhhhh 20 for you Walter and 60 for you Adrian"

"I'm pretty sure that at this point, you have powers that make you immune to drunkness and it's associated ails ABSOLUTE LUCK DOOD. Wait wouldn't that count as cheating? I mean I'm not tryna be accusatory or anyfin, I'm just asking. Also what EXACTLY are the loss conditions?"

I say telepathically via LE SPIRAL as 50 more bottles of sake pour down into my mouth.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

"Oh my god Adrian"

I grab another 70 bottles and drink them.

"What about poor Walter?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Come on Walter you can do it" I start rooting for Walter.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

theres a robot, a child and something else chugging sake in front of me

what the **** even is this place

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I use telekinesis and drink about 70 bottles.

"There you go.

Now, where did we stop with our talk last time?"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

"Please slooow downnn" I grab more bottles, slurring my words.

"50 more bottles"

"Also, the bet was "who can drink more sake". If you think that my strange biology is cheating, then you might as well say that anyone with a better tolerance for alcohol due to their body than their opponent is cheating"

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"Oh my god Adrian"
I grab another 70 bottles and drink them.

"What about poor Walter?"

"What? I just asked about the Win Conditions and if I lose all of my Powers if I lose. Besides aren't you like, Immune to Alcohol poisoning and it's subsequent ails?"


I say, pouring 100 Bottles of Sake into my mouth, I feel the urge but I use le SPiral to teleport it to a random location in Japan, probably atop Weeaboo's head

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I get up.

"Forget it, I'm bored!"

I fly to Japan to go see Reggy and find him in a bar with other people that I recognize.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[are you in dragon form or human form?]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Theres no way Swathing should still be standing]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

"I dont... even... know... where I'm up to..."

I grab a random number of bottles and through sheer dumb luck it's the precise number I needed to remain in the game.

"I asked youu... what you'd'd'd do with your powers. FoOor me you seee..... is alll a game. AND IMMA GONNA WIN"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Nah, it's not cheating. Anyway, how did you use your powers so far?" I ask Reggy, drinking 50 more bottles.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Swathing died from sudden alcohol poisoning a few minutes ago and this is just his ego-animated corpse]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I get up.
"Forget it, I'm bored!"

I fly to Japan to go see Reggy and find him in a bar with other people that I recognize.

I pour 300 bottles into my mouth, **** YOU KIDNEYS, I'M GETTING THAT SEASON TWO, and the entire female population made as muscular as arnold schwarzenegger in his prime, but SEASON ******* TWO of LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA

"ÔêÇNNÔêÇNÔêÇNÔêÇNW ONMp ÎñNINOIÎñ Ôê®OÔàä"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[Most likely]

[Also did he just say he teleported the sake away from him, because that's cheating and means I really should have summoned another ruler to keep him in line]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Wait Swathing has Mid-Godly and Monarch has Type 5 immortality... neither of them can lose this game]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Swathing dies a Just death like a Hero.]