Everybody Wants to Rule the World 18

[SwathingDegenera777]

[Look Imma say it anyway, if you ain't monarch or you haven't watched Gurren Lagann, IGNORE THIS. OKay in the first Gurren Lagann film, while Kamina's dying, they combine into Gurren Lagann, and the Scar on Lagann regens. Not sure if this is from the film or from the series, my memory is kinda like shit]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I grab the wine that Barian put on the table and down it.

"Ah so much flavour!"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I retrieve 5 million Bottles and ingest all of them as much as possible.

The sheer amount of alcohol stops your blood flow and gives you a heart attack, as well as major organ failure to 50% of them.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[Look Imma say it anyway, if you ain't monarch or you haven't watched Gurren Lagann, IGNORE THIS. OKay in the first Gurren Lagann film, while Kamina's dying, they combine into Gurren Lagann, and the Scar on Lagann regens.]

[There's a big difference between a metal robot being repaired and biological neurons]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I retrieve 5 million Bottles and ingest all of them as much as possible.

The sheer amount of alcohol stops your blood flow and gives you a heart attack, as well as major organ failure to 50% of them.

My Willpower is keeping me from death, albeit I near it's edge, my desire for muscular whamen and SEASON TWO of Little Witch Academia keeps me going, if not barely, I chug fifty more bottles

"Y-y-y-uor Mvoe"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I grab the wine that Barian put on the table and down it.

"Ah so much flavour!"

Before you drink everything, i manage to grab and drink a little bit of it.

"Deer lord, it's so g-g-g-g-goooooodddd..." i say.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Adrian's heart explodes. A good part of his organs rott.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[a just death]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I slur out some random words to Adrian.

Through sheer dumb luck they form the precise sentence required to break his will.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Hey, Reg, would you be willing to go against me in a game?"

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

Adrian's heart explodes. A good part of his organs rott.

[That's powerplaying]

"LE NO! SESAON TOWWO LIWW BEE BRONO!" I say, continuing operation with a heart nearing the edge of rupturation, I will not le die

 

[Torlikoff]

[That's powerplaying]

[I R O N Y]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I slur out some random words to Adrian.
Through sheer dumb luck they form the precise sentence required to break his will.

"MY WLII ANIT GNNONNA BE LE BREAKEN"

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

"Hey, Reg, would you be willing to go against me in a game?"

"inn a mooomoomoment"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I nod.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

some guy in the middle of buttfuck nowhere says he's come to challenge me and can destroy stars with his breath

i paste him by flicking in his general direction

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Blood starts coming from the eyes and holes of Adrian. Veins and arteries explode.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"Hey, Reg, would you be willing to go against me in a game?"

"inn a mooomoomoment"

"I WILL GET LE SWEASON TOWOWWOWOWOWOW... and muscular women BUT SEASON LE TWOWOWOW" I say, pouring 500 bottles into my mouth

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[That's powerplaying]

[You drinked 5 million bottles of Sake. That is what happens when you drink that much. Also, lol irony]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"IM SLII SANTDING" I say, in spite of being ******* BLIND per the collapse of artery and vein combustion.

"I LIWW GETW SWEASON TWO and LE SHIT"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

i return to japan, see them still trucking on despite already knowing who will win and leave again

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I continue to drink.

"Hehe, thisss iass the most intemse battle EVERR!"

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I chug 200 more bottles of SAKE

"DDIDID I WWIN LE YEET?"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[Forget the negative effects of drinking this much Alcohol, how can you even physically fit this much liquid in your bodies?]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[So uh]

[I'm pretty sure that even being a robot, your interal circuits and plating is going to like]

[Rust from the sake]

[Especially with luck in play]

[And apparently we have infinite sake so.. it's going to happen eventually]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Forget the negative effects of drinking this much Alcohol, how can you even physically fit this much liquid in your bodies?]

[Im a robot, Monarch is a possibility.

That's why Swathings body is exploding from inside out.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[about 100% certain this is pretty blatant cheating for whoever knows about your luck]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

[So uh]
[I'm pretty sure that even being a robot, your interal circuits and plating is going to like]

[Rust from the sake]

[Especially with luck in play]

[And apparently we have infinite sake so.. it's going to happen eventually]

[I'm still going on sheer willpower alone, it ain't even Spiral and Magic at this point, my Spiral is too shit to actually keep me alive and capable of ingestion, I don't even care about the stats, I just want that season two]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[So uh]

[I'm pretty sure that even being a robot, your interal circuits and plating is going to like]

[Rust from the sake]

[Especially with luck in play]

[And apparently we have infinite sake so.. it's going to happen eventually]

[I am made of Mega Man verse strongest metal. It's gonna happen, but it will take a while.]

 

[Torlikoff]

[Yobo just say Swathing is dead and end this.]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[Being lucky isn't cheating]

[Now, if I was actively manipulating probability to make things happen, that might be considered cheating. But I'm not doing anything. It's just me being lucky]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Swathing Degenera has died

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[except i'm pretty sure that's what your luck is doing

there is literally no way to win against you]

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[wait so do you just have like a filter that leaked out the alcohol as you drank it?]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[except i'm pretty sure that's what your luck is doing

[It's the difference between a bird flying into you and someone throwing a bird at you]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"I think he died."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[except i'm pretty sure that's what your luck is doing

[It's the difference between a bird flying into you and someone throwing a bird at you]

[except no one's throwing the bird, it's being put into the position where it'll fly into you by their lucl]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Stats rush into me as Adrian falls over. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

"Just you anddd meeee now Walterrrrrz"

 

[Torlikoff]

"Ok, who's gonna get rid of that body?'

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[will i get shot at if i eat the body in pill form?]