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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 16

Monarch Laciel said:
"I would love some sake. For some reason I feel the need to get drunk"

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's make it a competition. I bet I can drink more barrels of sake than you!"
"Oh? You got something coming if you think you can beat me!" I turn the drunk filter off. I grab a lot of barrels.

"So, let's go!" I start the battle.
 
After talking for a bit the Vikings allow me into their village where I meet there Chief,

Me: "ðÿÐéð░ð║, ð▓Ðï ÐÅð▓ð╗ÐÅðÁÐéðÁÐüÐî ð╗ð©ð┤ðÁÐÇð¥ð╝ ÐìÐéð©Ðà ð▓ð©ð║ð©ð¢ð│ð¥ð▓ ð┐ÐÇð░ð▓ð©ð╗Ðîð¢ð¥?"

Chief: "ðöð░, ð┐ð¥ÐçðÁð╝Ðâ ÐéÐï ðÀð┤ðÁÐüÐî?"

Me: "ð» ð┐ÐÇð©ÐêðÁð╗, ÐçÐéð¥ð▒Ðï ð┐ð¥ð¢ÐÅÐéÐî, ÐçÐéð¥ ðÀð┤ðÁÐüÐî ð┐ÐÇð¥ð©ðÀð¥Ðêð╗ð¥."
 
Monarch Laciel said:
"I found the reason. Hey Adrian, want to have a drinking competeition?"
"I'm a minor but sure! Also when you accomplish your goal of world peace, can you make the average woman as muscular as Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime?"
 
"Okay, i guess i'm just irritated too easily. That's what happens when you live most your life in Hell." He admitted.
 
I chug down a bottle of Sake, like the whole ******* thing, my golem would but they don't got a mouth

"Man imareal fuckingsslf lightweight, yo cool dude that I tried giving spiral.think Tom Holland is hot? He's vto lkie. Fkjcinh abs of STEEL.waif are u intouscular women?"
 
"Hold up your people. I want to make this a bet"

I chug down a bottle as well, just to make it fair, seeing as they already did.

"If you win Adrian, what do you want from me? To make all the women of the world super musclular when I become world ruler?"

"And what do you want Walter?"
 
"Well, then. I guess i can wait for anything else to attack me." He said while manipulating metal around him to create armor, just testing his powers.
 
"╩©ßÁÆßÁÿ ╦óßÁâ╩© ╩À╩░ßÁâßÁù Ôü┐ßÁÆ╩À╦Ç" He said, ever so silently.
 
Monarch Laciel said:
"And what do you want Walter?"
[Not sure how you know my name, buuutttt...]

"I heard you were really lucky right? So, if i win, i want to see if your luck at it's full power! I will ask you to do something, and you will do it, only with your luck. Deal?"
 
After we talk for a bit about what had happened I ended up drinking and getting drunk.

After a while I passed out.
 
[Lucky guess ovo]

"Sure. If it's within my luck's power and doesn't harm anyone, I'll do it. And if I win, I want ... half of your stats" I hold out my hand. "Deal?"
 
For some reason I feel like drinking. I go to Japan since I like sake. I happen to see an interesting bar, and order a cup from there, then I sense a few people I recognize at another bar nearby, so I go to see them.

I walk in on them, drinking my tenth drink from an eight foot tall sake cup designed for kaiju. "Hey guys."
 
"Oh, i turned into squid."

She used Starscourge to slowly but surely make herself "normal" again. She wonders how she throw the world into utter chaos.

"Oh, I know, the man named Kabus! Probably he can help me!"
 
Reinhardthrowhisspear said:
"Oh, i turned into squid."
She used Starscourge to slowly but surely make herself "normal" again. She wonders how she throw the world into utter chaos.

"Oh, I know, the man named Kabus! Probably he can help me!"
[I'm a kaiju...]
 
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