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Everybody Wants to Die 3: Fun Guy Edition (Game Thread)

Reaching Nuuk Velan notices everything and is very confused, setting the sword to float by him "What the hell happened here, and why is there fungus everywhere?"
"long story" said noah

"There was a fight against an elemental being and apparently these fungi are conscious"
 
"long story" said noah

"There was a fight against an elemental being and apparently these fungi are conscious"
"Oh, and i guess that might be related to me receiving more of my original power back" Velan takes a pause, trying to remember where he had heard something about sentient fungus he had heard from his brother "also sentient fungus, on this planet is interesting to say the very least"
 
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@ThisThingisReallyBroken

The mushroom mass let's you go.


@The_Divine_Phoenix

The silent stare continues for but a few more moments, at which point the mushroom creature speaks.

"I like you."

It states, doing a snap with it's left hand as all the shrooms that remained in the area attached to people and that which were pushed away dissapear completly.
 
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@Paul_Frank

"Given its power in combination with mine nearly ended the entire world, it would likely be quite useful. Turning it into a demon would allow me to alter it more, and thus bend it to my will. I may also be able to learn more about the nature of its existence that way, information that we are quite lacking at the moment."

Aleia explained.

"And there's a few. In general, I'd be interested in forging contracts with most. But for the ones that stand out that I haven't spoken to yet, there's the one behind the anomalies going on in some places, seems to have met with some of the others now. The one called Dieman is also extraordinarily strange. In general, you all are very interesting."

@ZephyrosOmega

"He requested to rest for now. Our lady just forged a contract with him to cure his weakness to sunlight. After he rests, maybe you can spar with him. In the meantime, I am here, but my fighting style is rather different to yours most likely."

El explained.

@Overlord775

"You are an odd one."

She replied.

She was currently reshaping the land to be less... cratery.
 
@The_Divine_Phoenix

“W-Wow! My god...”

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahem. Let’s see what they want us to do. I can’t just not help this..argh..****! I just entered and I have a vague feeling of someone wanting to beat the hell out of me! That...whatever. I’ll just avoid them.

“H-How do you sleep on a bed? Do you just lay on it or...I-I’ve never gotten the opportunity to lay down on one! Even from birth...”

God I’m stupid. How the hell do I not know?

“I’ll just..er..shit. I’m not tired at all now that I think about..just seeing this place, how the hell can I just not look around the damn thing?! Can you show me more?”
 
"Oh, and i guess that might be related to me receiving more of my original power back" Velan takes a pause, trying to remember where he had heard something about sentient fungus he had heard from his brother "also sentient fungus, on this planet is interesting to say the very least"
"Yeap, this world is stranger" the beyonder said
 
"My primary interest is in extending my martial skill. Magic is something that holds little significance to me unless it is to enhance that skill."
 
Not in the mood I use my powers to remove the fungi from my legs by transforming my legs and teleport back to new York to work.
 
@ZephyrosOmega

"Martial skill can be improved in all sorts of situations. Facing off against various powers themselves can help hone your skill, I think. But there is mostly certainly magic that can do that as well."

El answered, shrugging.

@ThisThingisReallyBroken

"You'd just lay on it and relax."

She explained.

"I can, though this place tends to shift a good bit. One moment, though."

Aya seems to flicker for a brief bit there.

"What would you like to see in particular?"

@Paul_Frank

"Maybe you should have. Also, it varies. I can offer all sorts of things to all sorts of people, and getting things from them is interesting just the same. It's all mutual agreement of course."

Aleia explained.

"Like for one of them, for whom I removed his weakness in exchange for cooperation with me."

@Overlord775 /Nuuk

The process continues, she keeps working on repairing the land where possible, putting it into some shape that can be meaningfully used as a territory.

@Hl3_or_bust

In a pocket realm, a version of Aya enters. It seems to be an old image of Nuuk, a broadcast of the past.

She awaits for it to appear, coating the area with her demonic energy while awaiting to speak to it.

@Oliver_de_jesus

[She in fact did not. She left with someone who looks entirely different, is a different demon, and explicitly cannot be discerned as connected to her through analysis]
 
@Oliver_de_jesus

[She in fact did not. She left with someone who looks entirely different, is a different demon, and explicitly cannot be discerned as connected to her through analysis]
[I said duplicate as an expression, not to cause confusion and because I didn't know how to describe it, not that it was a true duplicate]
 
@The_Divine_Phoenix

What can I see?! Where do I start? Kitchen? Spa? Bathing rooms? The dinning room? Theatre? Heeeheeee! I can’t even begin to imagine I-!

Hmm...I’m no fan of combat. However I have to prove my worth here! No one would ever let me in a place like this out of the kindness of their hearts!

“Where can I spar? I want to show you that I am worth keeping around of course. After all...that is why I am here in the first place, to serve you however I can and I’d imagine...killing is part of the contract.”

This is protect others..to protect them! I would never hurt ANYONE...who are just trying to make it like I am. Not anymore. She has her heart in the right place, despite being a demon. I hope...
 
@The_Divine_Phoenix

And then mushroom continue providing help in it's own peculiar way.

"Tell me, what is your name ?"

It asks her.

@Hl3_or_bust

[Since i forgot to ask you, how's China like ? In what condictions is it ?]

[also, how big is my territory by this point ?]
 
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@The_Divine_Phoenix

"I see, a contract for cooperation huh? Potentially a costly one depending on what happens, but oh well."

Serafall takes a seat atop her own wings, which fold up under her in the air, before speaking again.

"What exactly do you do in your spare time here? I can't imagine its too terribly entertaining sitting around here while your lessers do things outside."
 
"Well that was something."

X took note of his own increased abilities and senses, the latter of which he would focus toward Reaver, wondering if he also noticed things or experienced a change himself.
 
@WHYNAUT

The armored man pauses, seeming to consider a bit more deeply than most would Vie's comment.

"I see. It would be appreciated if you left this area immediately, then. We've already had enough trouble with "curious" individuals."

Despite the obvious vitriol in his statement, the man sounds more vaguely annoyed than directly angry. The man in a suit nods to him.

@Overlord775

[Similar to most places, although there's obviously some differences. The CCP didn't last very long with the breakdown and mass deaths, for one]

[and wdym territory? A supernatural thing like what Phoenix has, because I don't see that on any of your characters, or literal controlled space?]

@The_Divine_Phoenix

Just as Aya remembers, or rather as El does but that information isn't exactly private, the thing walks across the water onto the stoney beaches of a recreated Nuuk... until it stops. It seems confused, looking around like it forgot what it was here to do.

@Edwellken

X can rather easily determine that Reaver noticed what happened, even if he didn't make any mention of it, but doesn't appear to have changed himself. His physical capabilities are slightly above X's own, although his combat skill is significantly above that of Reaver's. Despite this, he still feels... quite threatening, as though some other factor is at play to make up for those deficiencies.

A slight vibration comes from his pants pocket: a phone, looking only somewhat similar to anything X had ever seen.

"Hold that thought."

Reaver states, holding up a finger as one would to sush someone. He places the device against his ear, but it's clear that it's not emitting sound in any way that listening from the outside would pick up on. Reaver doesn't speak much to whoever is on the other end, simply nodding and grunting an affirmative or negative now and then. After a moment, he seems to hang up.

"Well shit, there goes my vacation. A few of your fellows have caused some fuckery, "X." I'll see you around~."

He turns and waves, before disappearing in a small cloud of bluish smoke.
 
[Similar to most places, although there's obviously some differences. The CCP didn't last very long with the breakdown and mass deaths, for one]

[and wdym territory? A supernatural thing like what Phoenix has, because I don't see that on any of your characters, or literal controlled space?]
[So, from 1 to 10, how much of a barren wasteland is it ?]

[also i mean litteral controlled space]
 
@ThisThingisReallyBroken

"Oh, don't worry. I've already gotten a degree of evaluation about you, so I don't think I need to do something like that right now. I can show you to places to spar at if you'd like, or I could take you to any number of those rooms. Let's start with this."

Aya snapped her fingers and the surroundings changed, the two were now in a large and grandiose kitchen where many demons were working on all sorts of things.

"Most of us don't actually eat, but food is still nice sometimes."

She explained.

@Paul_Frank

Aleia responded by sitting down on what seems to be the air itself.

"It is what it is. It is their own will to choose to cooperate and all that."

She shrugged.

"As for how I spend my time, well, I do look at things through the eyes of my demons and share their experiences to some extent. But I only just got here and my life has changed quite a bit, so I'm not fully sure on what things will end up being like for me in the future. So I guess I haven't fully figured that out yet."

"Though there are quite a few things I could do if I wanted, I suppose. Still, an odd question."

She seemed genuinely at a slight loss at this. She hadn't fully adapted to life here, so she hadn't really thought about other entertainment besides the usual collection thing.

"Experiences would be what I look for most, I suppose."

@ZephyrosOmega

El seems to shift a bit, her power in particular. She was rather weak compared to Corrin before, but just now she was rewritten somewhat to be better suited for this.

She seemed different from Aya, also, as if her own unique demon.

She summoned a pair of glowing red knives in her hands.

"I will fight you using these. You now face me as El, the Demon of Forces, as I have been shaped to be by my lady. Begin."

@deonment

"She's sparring with one of my attendants at the moment, so she is busy. She resides within my palace right now."

Aya explained.

@Hl3_or_bust

Aya could be seen, sitting atop a nearby piece of rubble, with the Triforce of Power distinctly glowing on her hand.

"I imagine you probably want an explanation for what's going on, don't you?"

She spoke up.

"In short... you were killed already. The events you're witnessing now are the past, in an odd way. You could say I've brought you back, or rather, brought back the time within which you existed and anchored it in this realm. You drew my interest earlier, or well, later for you I suppose. Time is confusing and all."

@Overlord775

"And my name is Aya."
 
"Right."

Corrin reaches up and pulls a pin on the red bracelet she's wearing, which causes her body to glow, suddenly engulfed by glowing red fibers. When the fibers reform, they reform into a revealing combat outfit, complete with two red blades that appear as though they each form part of a giant pair of scissors.

"...I hate this outfit."
 
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@deonment

"She's sparring with one of my attendants at the moment, so she is busy. She resides within my palace right now."

Aya explained.
"I see thank you for the explanation, although the prospect of sparring would be one that I would be interested in participating in if you would be okay with it. Due to me getting more power i would like to shake off the millennia old rust i had.
 
Oh motherfffffucker. I establish a telepathic connection to Dieman.

What's your call here, Dieman? Do we watch, or do we take advantage of the distraction and move on?
"We should continue the operation. We all know this will end in escalating violence."
 
@The_Divine_Phoenix

Wow! S-She can read my mind?! Oooh I don’t even have to speak to her...just watch!

I REQUIRE FOOOOOD. GIVE ME FOOOOOOOD. Brrrrr...

Hehehee..
God I am quite unfunny...Nice as this is, I am on a mission. I have to be able to protect the others. Shroom. The humans. Anyone that hasn’t tried to kill me...

“Th-This is all so perfect! The kitchen...the..er...people..but I have to ready myself against those would seek to hurt us. My nerves are too weak at the sight of battle...at the sight of those crushed under war and by my hands! I-I must learn to steady myself. Would you show me the way to the sparring room?”
 
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