Corrupt a Wish: VSB Edition

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but that makes Bruce Lee more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I wish Star Wars Episode VII followed the EU.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, im not corrupting this wish, and star wars Vll will get money

 

[Newendigo]

How bad, I'm corrupting this wish, ST Vll will follow a new cannon.

I wish that I become a computer ovo.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but you got a virus

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but you have every virus in the world, don't have internet and can't download good games.

I wish Ben 10 didn't had a reboot.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, the reboot is now a sequel and is just as bad

I wish Fire Emblem Heroes had good feats

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but then Omniverse would still ongoing, until we all die.

I wish I could have Dress Break.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted but they are outliers.

I wish Goku had hax.

 

[ALRF]

Granted but it works on men only.

I wish someone to notice me :v

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's me

I wish Alfonse wasn't such a garbage character

 

[SomebodyData]

Granted, but I'm last one to ever notice you.

I wish that someone corrupts this wish.

EDIT: Three people just noticed him...

 

[Blanked]

Granted, but it won't be burning.

I wish for a bad anime recommendation.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, your in the bad anime

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish that everyone is an admin

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but all current admins are now promoted

I wish for a Stand

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but now that stand is secretly in love with you.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish there was only one admin

 

[SomebodyData]

Granted, but its Mikoto

I wish for a haxed Goku

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but that Admin was I, NEW!

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

@New

That's hardly a bad trade

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but his only hax is omniscience, without being omnipotent,

 

[Newendigo]

The replies are going to fast.

I wish that I everyone had lag except I.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but the universe resets due to the amount of lag

I wish for a neat hat

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but its a hat full of trolls, (sorry if i made you mad, again)

 

[Anonimoe7875]

I wish Battle didn't had a Sans pic

 

[Blanked]

Granted, but you will still see his sans avatar.

I wish for Erza.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but it's actually a dog named Erza.

I wish Antvasima was Immortal

 

[Blanked]

Not Granted cause he is beyond our power.

I wish for time to stop.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's Type 8 relying on the wiki

I just want every Friday to be free pizza day

 

[ALRF]

Granted but it's only in my region

I wish for a new thread to be created

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but the universe get destroyed due to our speed.

I wish the wiki had only 1 profile.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for this will to accept that Speedwagon can defeat The One Above All

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but only through a clone from The One Above All

 

[Overlord775]

i wish that lantern rings esisted

 

[BattleReviews]

i would never change my sans pic ever, its my favorite character of all time,

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, but only red lantern rings, and every psychopath ever has one.

I wish I was faster than every fictional character is within their work.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but everyone is sub-human now.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for a can of Pringles

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Granted, but they're a foreign flavor of pringles.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

I wish this thread had good memes.