Corrupt a Wish: VSB Edition

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but they're memes that were only good last year

I wish for all a dragon radar

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but there is no dragon balls.

I wish I had a good computer

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted, but it only tracks living, furious dragons.

I wish a good ice cream.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but it melted before you could eat it.

I wish i had a good avatar.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but it is by Nurgle's standards of good.

I wish I had a Noble Phantasm (and enough magical power to use it without dying)

inb4 Stella:Lone Meteor

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but that BP is only Rank D.

I wish to control the percentage of my own existence in number terms.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but it's stuck at 0%.

I wish I could use ki.

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but you can't use it in any way

I wish to have the wish of the comment below.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

I wish for nothing.

I wish the comment below wish something.

 

[Blahblah9755]

I wish the world was a giant potato chip so Lightcould eat it.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but Light dies of diabetes halfway through

I wish to have The World

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, you have the entire planet now trying to kill you.

I wish my GF was even hotter

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, she catches on fire

I wish for a giant sword

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Granted, her temparature is now 10^10^10^10 times the heat of the sun.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, she catches on fire

I wish for a giant sword

Granted, you have dragonslayer, have fun wielding it!

I wish her bust was just perfect

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but you will suffocate immediately if you come into contact with them


I wish i had shenshinkan dreams to deny everything into dreams

 

[Newendigo]

Granted, but every other part of her body is the opposite thing.

I wish to be different person in the future, because I don't like myself present, I was better in the past :C

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, tomorrow you will be forced to create a false identity to hide after being framed for dozens of crimes against humanity.

I wish the stuffed bear uprising had actually succeeded.

 

[Schnee_One]

granted but you will suffocate immediately if you come into contact with them

Isn't that a good thing though? And that's only if she tries to smother me.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but every other part of her body is the opposite thing.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

@gargoyle i'll be clear it means any contact even touching will suffocate u that's what i mean and stuff not just smothering

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish NewestFighter would be here all day

 

[Overlord775]

i wish NewestFighter would be here all day

granted but you can't use internet

I wish stands were real

 

[BattleReviews]

dont need the internet,

granted, now every human is a stand including you

 

[Overlord775]

ZA WALDO

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

He meant you are clothing stand

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i had 5 dollars for each person that died in history.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but you immediately die as well and an extra $5 appears in your mouth to pay the ferryman

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but they're all in long dead currencies.

I wish we're all the powers, abilities, and stats of our avis and are able to retain the appearance of our avis while still retaining our personality.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish each nuclear bomb is capable of destroying at least 1/5 of a country instead of a island.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but 5 get sent to your country

I wish for a sandwich

 

[Arigarmy]

Granted, but your sandwich solos all of the other sandwiches and there will be no more sandwiches after you eat it. It's also a tuna sandwich.

I wish ovo wasnt used

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but every joke that it's used with is now serious

I wish for a giant sword

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but it is giant by tick standards.

I wish that I would be promoted to a higher staff position than Chat Mod.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

@Fll Granted, But the job is so much power you end up nearly destroying VSB because of your irresponsibility.

I wish any form of paper can legally be money because money is basically green paper.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but all money is now worthless

I wish for a very neat hat

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but everyone else also gets even neater hats so yours looks terrible by comparison

I wish I could find the motivation to do uni work

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but you never make this wish/post because you were busy catching up on college work.

PARADOX!

I wish I can just download knowledge to my mind.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but it works at a rate of one word per hour.

I wish I knew Japanese.

 

[Fllflourine]

Darnit.

Granted, but you only know a single phrase of Japanese which is this.

I wish I was Omnilingual.