Corrupt a Wish: VSB Edition

[ZacharyGrossman273]

A dollar bill weighs one gram

That's 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Grams

The earth is 5,974,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Kilograms, which would be 5,974,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 grams.


Yeah, your right.

 

[Blanked]

I wish for a lot of things.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, you got an universe made out of poo, and your living there as you on earth

 

[Blanked]

I wish you understand you are supposed to write a wish after granting mine.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but about 900 years,

i wish william had patient and would shut up for once

 

[BattleReviews]

1. rekt

 

[Blanked]

I am writing so how can you even know whether I am talking or not...

I wish for light to be black.

 

[BattleReviews]

unlike sans, precognition,

granted, but everybody wont use lights, and it would be dark forever

 

[Blahblah9755]

^o,o^ Perfect for all the owls my wish created! ^o,o^

I wish every character in the HST, including fodder, all had the same stats… and were also koalas.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Granted. The entire verse now consists of koala bears with potato-chip durability.

I wish I could see in the dark.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but you can only see Pennywise forever

 

[Blahblah9755]

That is a thing of beauty.

Granted, you are now an owl. ^o,o^

I wish the concept of similarity didn't apply to the Sun.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, now is the sun going to you

 

[Overlord775]

i wish Half Life 3 was realesed this year

 

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but the only completed bit is the prologue.

I wish KH was Universal.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but it's shit.

I wish Senpai noticed Gemmy

 

[Overlord775]

@ever granted, but they have wall level durability

i wish kirby was 3-A

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, no corruption.

Cal will do more then enough chaos

 

[Badboybilly1000]

I wish that link was 3-A

And I had a car

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's a 3-A car named Link

I wish for Planet level Naga

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Granted, but it's even less combat applicable than 2-C Torrent.

I wish I was a potato.

 

[Badboybilly1000]

Granted but you will be the patato from toy story

 

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but you become GLaDOS.

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish Yhwach is 2-C

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

He performs a 2-C feat, but the universe explodes as soon as it happens. Turns out his 2-C feat was destroying our universe.

I wish our universe doesn't go boom in the foreseeable future.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Granted, but it instead enters Heat Death by next Tuesday.

I wish I could meet the Doctor.

 

[Badboybilly1000]

Granted but its doctor doo. And he is pissed at you

 

[Overlord775]

i wish that for making a change to pokemon you didn't need 3 months and several theads

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it takes 4 months and 7 threads

I wish for a pocket dimension

 

[Gemmysaur]

Granted, it takes 4 months over 1 thread with barely any response.

I wish my waifu became a real person.

 

[Schnee_One]

JSW, Granted, it's Sithis

Gemmy>Granted

 

[Overlord775]

granted, but now granted means gemmy and gemmy means granted

i wish that the terrarian was 3-C

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but turns out to be 11-A

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish that we can close this thread because we already have a winner, me

 

[Jinx666]

You cant "win" in these sorts of threads

 

[BattleReviews]

if you check all messages, one says that someone did panick, so did i win or did he lose

 

[SomebodyData]

wut

 

[Gemmysaur]

I wish I understood what is being talked about in this thread at the moment.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but you already knowing it, your just spending the wishes for nothing, i wish i could have 100 euro (country money)

 

[SomebodyData]

Granted, but inflammation makes those 100 euro worthless.

I wish for Chuck Norris to get nerfed.