Corrupt a Wish: VSB Edition

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but you can only destroy your own country

 

[Dat_Dot]

Eh I'm cool with that..

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

i wish the country i live never existed OVO

 

[Dat_Dot]

Granted, but you'll end up in jail for treason OVO

I wish my waifu is real.

 

[Gemmysaur]

I wish I have country level AP and durability in real life.

Granted, but only via farting.

I wish Dat Dot had another Dot on his/her/its name.

 

[Gemmysaur]

I wish my waifu is real.

Granted, but so is her husbando.

I wish Dat Dot had another Dot Dot on his/her/its name.

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish Dat Dot had another Dot Dot on his/her/its name.

Granted, but you also had dot on your name.

Wait, what's with "It's"? (Triggered).

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Your wish comes true and you're perpetually triggered because of it.

I wish for a free, life time supply of high quality Cheese Pizzas that never get old and always stay fresh and warm.

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish for a free, life time supply of high quality Cheese Pizzas that never get old and always stay fresh and warm.

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish I have Genius Intelligence.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Your mind is instead swapped with a dog named Genius.

I wish the sun would explode.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

The sun explodes, but its GBE is too high so it reforms instantly.

I wish for the invasion of Russia.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but its during the winter.

I wish I had more good ideas for my story

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted but you suffer from Writer's Block and never implement them.

I wish for a show about a machine; big machine, that looked like humans, but humans could actually pilot it.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but they are too heavy and too big to even pilot it,

i wish earth is getting peace once and for all

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but Mr. Genie interprets it as that kind of getting peace once and for all, and retroactively erases Earth from the face of existence.

I wish I wouldn't have to bump my thread in order for it to be noticed.

 

[BattleReviews]

thats ok,

granted, but your threads are deleted

i wish you could advertise your thread on the chat whenever you want

 

[Newendigo]

Battles - You will need to wait at least another eon for that wish.

I wish that the terms "soul" and "spirit" never have existed.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but then you never existed

 

[Blahblah9755]

I wish to know who invented the ovo

No one ever answered this one, so…

Granted, but it never actually existed until you wrote it in this thread.

I wish every character on the wiki was an owl with the exact same powers, abilities, story, and personality.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

An... owl?

M E N T A L P O L L U T I O N

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but then would there be no thread about them

i wish you could advertise your thread on the chat whenever you want

 

[Hizack123]

I wish Saitama get even more ridiculous feats

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but saitama would be downgraded to 10-C

 

[Blahblah9755]

@Battle NOOOOOOOO!

@Hizack Granted, but they're ridiculous because of how weak they are.

I wish all the RP style threads on fun and games were canon to their respective verses.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, now RPG styled blogs get the attention,

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish you could advertise your thread on the chat whenever you want

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@Blah Granted, but... but... but... they... all have shitty anime adapations

 

[Schnee_One]

I wish more people saw book of Eli

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but the books are allways thrown in the trash can

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, but you gave to pay them all to do it.

I wish all shitty anime adaptations were good.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, now all good animes are shitty (except pokemon)

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

granted, but the books are allways thrown in the trash ca

BLASPHEMY

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish you can advertise your threads anytime you want

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, but since you said you, only the genie can do it.

I wish wishes wishing for wishes couldn't be wished for without wishes righting wishmakers' wishes.

 

[BattleReviews]

a genie? welp, only i would ignore the genie,

granted, but your out of wishes

i wish to refill blah's wishes

 

[Gemmysaur]

i wish to refill blah's wishes

Granted, but he's entirely unaware and he can't be notified by anyone or anything, even by indirect means.

I wish for I had a magic meatball friend.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but he allways jump in your mouth waiting to be eaten

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

i wish my matches get votes and aren't half-assed votes

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Granted, but all of the votes are so ridiculously long that you won't have the time or the patience to read them in-full. The people voting also decide not to add TL;DRs at the bottom of their posts, because who cares about making things easy?

I wish for a talking basketball.

 

[Blanked]

Granted, but the ball won't talk with you.

I wish that people actually read characters profiles before voting on vs battle threads.