Corrupt a Wish: VSB Edition

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but your ships will never happen and feels train will hit you like a truck (like boruto's dad will die before son is born OVO)

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

moon level evangelion

 

[Kaltias]

Granted, but only with a suicide attack that doesn't scale to anyone.

I still wish for a decent autocorrect on my phone

 

[Dat_Dot]

Granted, but you can't use your phone anymore.

I wish to rule the world.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but you have advisors and administrators who handle everything for you and make you into a figurehead

 

[Gemmysaur]

I wish Monarch remembered to make a wish after corrupting another's.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, jk, it never will

i wish i could post my threads whenever i want

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but you're limited on what threads you CAN make.

I wish my GF was hot.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted , but she is entirely aware of the wish you just made

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish my GF was hot.

Granted, but immediately break up with her.

I wish I can teleport.

 

[VoidGoji]

I wish my GF was hot.

Granted, but she will be a virgin forever

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted , but she is entirely aware of the wish you just made

Most girls wish to be, so she might actually be happy.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but you teleport to the ends of time every time you try.

I wish Monarch became a moron.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but your banned if so

 

[Schnee_One]

Eh, whatever.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

@Dot: Granted. You can now teleport to any location that's guaranteed to put your life at risk.

@Gargoyle: Granted, but your intelligence decreases as well.

I wish that every character I don't like has Bruce Willis level durability.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but they're all immeasurable, have infinite speed, have Mid Godly regen and start with the spear

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for FE to have Planetary feats in the next game

 

[Gemmysaur]

Granted, but all other verses ever created are at least Star level.

I wish Mushoku Tensei light novels retconned the web novel ending so there can be a sequel with Rudeus as main.

 

[ALRF]

Granted, but it's non-canon.

I wish for lewd.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's extremely censored to the point of ruining the entire thing

I wish for the 7-11 items in FE Echoes to be canon

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but not as strong.

I wish I went to hell

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish I went to hell

Granted, no buts.

I wish I have new laptop

 

[Gemmysaur]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish have enough money to buy tickets for Thor: Ragnarok.

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but the movie is shit

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish People give attention to my threads

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but it's filled with for reasons above......

Wait....That doesn't need corruption...

 

[BattleReviews]

some threads would be weird for reasons above

such as hmm, you got to beat up an robloxian thread

 

[Schnee_One]

I wish I was Omnipotent

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but everyone in the world has a plan to kill you,

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for scans of 2-C tempest appeared for me so I don't have to look for them when I get home

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Granted,but they will be debunked by everyone in the thread.

I wish sonic to be the fastest no 4-D character in history.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's only in travel speed

I wish for a dollar

 

[SomebodyData]

Granted, but now you're broke and homeless.

I wish for details surrounding the next Madoka Magica movie.

 

[ALRF]

Granted, but it will be in japanese forever.

I wish for a profile.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it gets deleted immediately after

I wish to be able to see the 8-A FE calcs

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Granted,every character in the series becomes subsonic.

I wish for Solar system Airwing (Star Fox)

 

[SomebodyData]

@Bre8k Granted, but the franchise is permanently dead.

I wish for a big thicc dictionary.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but all it has is an extremely long definition of "Thicc" that takes up the entire dictionary

I wish for a slice of pizza

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but it's undercooked Eggplant.