Can a monkey fight a man?

[Hyper_Anon]

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Not another real world fight!


A human goes to a mysterious island where extinct species still thrive since they managed to survive on the island. He examines some prehistoric fruit, which was a giant monkey's lunch. This angered it and it attacks the human.

The human gets baseball bat and fire axe. He also gets Ruger 10/22.

No prep time.

 

[Kiryu2012]

Human via intelligence, fighting skills, and weapon expertise.

 

[Uradelbauer]

The weapons make this a win for the human. The baboon is probably more deadly and powerful though

 

[Uradelbauer]

I mean, if the Dinopithecus gets his canines into the humans neck (probably longer than a Lions) he is just going to bleed out very quickly. How far away does the human start from the baboon?

 

[Hyper_Anon]

Monkey: 0

Man: 2

Originally the human was going to fight empty handed, would the human still win if he did?

 

[Uradelbauer]

Nah. I can't see that happening at all.

 

[Hyper_Anon]

I mean, if the Dinopithecus gets his canines into the humans neck (probably longer than a Lions) he is just going to bleed out very quickly. How far away does the human start from the baboon?

About 10 feet?

 

[Uradelbauer]

Hard to tell if the human will shoot him before the baboon flings himself at him at 30mph. Baboons are aggressive little things in the modern era. Does the human start off with the gun?

 

[Hyper_Anon]

Um, depends, I'm going to give the human only one round of gun ammo (i forgot to specific), so he'd probably have to use the melee weapons mostly or wrestle the monkey. THe human could damage the monkey by biting it tho.

 

[Uradelbauer]

Btw, I keep on trying to link something on your wall but it won't send no matter how many times I try. https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/1533021 Any opinion on this?

 

[Uradelbauer]

Um, depends, I'm going to give the human only one round of gun ammo (i forgot to specific), so he'd probably have to use the melee weapons mostly or wrestle the monkey. THe human could damage the monkey by biting it tho.

Humans aren't really known for biting. We have weak jaws because our brains just take up so much space and we don't have sharp teeth at all. But if the human starts off with the baseball bat or tries to wrestle the baboon he's just going to get mauled. Baboon could literally slap the bat away or grab it since they have hands

 

[Hyper_Anon]

The axe can damage the monkey. And the human can hit the monkey in the temple with the bat which could kill it. It's gun should hold the latter off for a while as well.

 

[Uradelbauer]

Yeah the axe can damage the baboon but the bat will be much less dangerous. The gun, seeing as it looks quite powerful, could be the thing to kill him

 

[Hyper_Anon]

Yeah the axe can damage the baboon but the bat will be much less dangerous. The gun, seeing as it looks quite powerful, could be the thing to kill him

It's 10-A though. But the human could turn the monkey into a fur coat by aiming it at the head or vulnerable places.

 

[Uradelbauer]

Huh? And maybe, but this monkey would take multiple hits before going down with the melee weapons. Also, never heard of someone ever making a fur coat out of a primate before. It's like eating primate meat, weird concept

 

[Hyper_Anon]

Huh? And maybe, but this monkey would take multiple hits before going down with the melee weapons. Also, never heard of someone ever making a fur coat out of a primate before. It's like eating primate meat, weird concept

So could the human hold it off without weapons?

 

[Uradelbauer]

Nah, it'll be relatively close but the baboon'll take it without weapons

 

[Hyper_Anon]

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