Bandana 40K

[Overlord775]

if you can't tell from the obvius title, this is about: BANDANA DEE GOING ON A KILLING RAMPAGE IN THE WARHAMMER 40K-VERSE, so who can stomp this brutal killing machine ? and how long does he last ?


DEATH


all resurections are removed and all higher dimensional beings are also removed

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Well, obvious answer aside, the blitz is strong here...but probably several characters.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The first thing that kills him is going to depend entirely on where he starts and what order he goes in.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I will say he shanks Kharn a few times just to feel good about himself ovo

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

"a few"

Understatement.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

But anyway, being (semi) serious here, I guess I should just list things he stops at whenever he gets to them, or whatever. Keep in mind this isn't everything, just things off the top of my head. This also excludes the obvious answer of THE EMPRAH! and assumes BWD is running around in modern 40k.

• A C'tan shard, which can quite literally look at Dee and make him cease to exist.

• Powerful enough psykers, such as Ahriman or Eldrad, who use Divination to see him coming and set up insta-kills before he even arrives.

• Daemon Primarchs, who are way too haxxed for him.

• Any Necron Tomb World he gets near, for too many reasons to list.

• Anything and everything related to Nurgle, which Dee dies to as soon as he decides to fight them. For lesser beings, him killing them first is just going to increase these chances.

• The Yncarne for obvious reasons.

• A large enough group of Tyranids, who waste him with psychic powers before he can make it through all of them.

• A vast multitude of daemons and other things that while astronomically weaker, Warp reality with their mere presence to a level that Dee can't withstand.

• A group of Dark Eldar who decide it would be funny to drop a black hole in a box on the area where the current fighting is going on.

• Any other psykers on the level of Iskandar Khayon, who just make BWD kill himself before he arrives.

• The Adeptus Mechanicus when not dicking around.

• Lukas the Trickster, since Dee dies from killing him in close enough proximity, which is the only way he can.

• Any Eldar Craftworld willing to bust out the D weapons.

• Cato Sicarius holding a void grenade

 

[Noahkaismith]

I'd say he could beat some of the above, but for the most part, I agree.