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Nothing is real but pain nowgobble gobblewhat's that? you know what time it is? its Cranksgivingโข ๏ธ your turkey is dry its time to give it a little gravy๏ธ we're serving it up HOT this year send this to potato sucking stuffin lovin hoes within hour or your corn won't get shucked for an entire year only get and a ****** pilgrim will literally kill you get and you'll be STUFFING your wild hog in an applepie in NO time ๐ฐโฑโฒ get and you'll be crowned the true King Of Cranksgiving and you'll get to shoot your Special Sauce in Chris Cringle'seye ๐ as soon as he comes down your chimney good luck to all
Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Oh please god wake me.