Axe Cop vs Khârn the Betrayer

[The_Smashor]

I see two characters that I don't understand from two verses I don't understand and I say "Yes. I'll make THIS fight."

Rules: Speed Equalized. Both are in their High 5-A tiers. Otherwise SBA.



Axe Cop:
Khârn the Betrayer:

Inconclusive:

 

[Wokistan]

I do think the High 5-A versions are probably fairer, because 4-B Kharn's durability is in the gigafoe.

 

[The_Smashor]

Alright.

 

[DistinctiveFeature]

What's AxeCops combat experience and how good is he in combat?

What can he do against Gorechild?

 

[The_Smashor]

Axe Cop might have the expirience edge, being a million years old (Ten times older than Kharn) and has defeated the master of every martial art in hand-to-hand combat

I don't entirely know

 

[PaChi2]

"Axey Smartist is the brother of Flutey Smartist, born to Bobber and Gobber Smartist. After making himself the enemy of Telescoping Gun Cop in the future, Telescoping Gun Cop went back in time to poison Axey's parents. He swore he'd find his parent's killer. Axey eventually became a policeman. It was when he found the "perfect fire ax" at the scene of a fire that he became Axe Cop. He hired a partner (this was his brother, Flute Cop, but he didn't know it was him because of amnesia), and got to work cleaning the streets of crime."

Whoever wrote this was high. Very high.

 

[Wokistan]

age on its own isn't necessarily gonna do it. How are the people he's defeated?

 

[Wokistan]

Pretty sure it was written by a 5 year old.

 

[DistinctiveFeature]

He has the combat experience edge because apparently he's been fighting cosmic aliens and evil guys for a million years. I still think it's highly likely that he gets struck with Gorechild though.

 

[PaChi2]

Pretty sure it was written by a 5 year old.

"Axe Cop is a series of webcomics written by Malachai Nicolle (age 5 when the series began in December 2009) and illustrated by his older brother, Ethan Nicolle (age 29 when the series began)."

Ok. That child had some wild ideas in his head. Galaxy brain level ideas.

 

[Andytrenom]

Pretty sure it was written by a 5 year old.

Proof that writing skills decrease with age ovo

 

[PaChi2]

Imagine if that child had written GoT's season 8.

 

[Andytrenom]

Lol I thought Wok was joking

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

That's Genius Intelligence right there

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Please don't get too far on this before I can get on my PC

Thanks

 

[PaChi2]

Imma ask the important questions.

Can Kharn stop Axe cop from singing?

 

[The_Smashor]

Khrone probably can

 

[PaChi2]

But if Axe cop bites Khorne, Khorne turns good. Becoming a paradox and dying. And if Khorne is not around Axe cop sings GG.

 

[The_Smashor]

Khorne is always around.

He's High 1-B.

Axe Cop ain't biting that

 

[TriforcePower1]

He's just joking.

 

[The_Smashor]

Oh. Pai. That's what these are for

 

[PaChi2]

He's just joking.

Thanks a lot for clarifying that ovo

But if Axe cop cant bite Khorne, do you know what he can bite? Za dusto!

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Not on my computer yet but I guess I should ask what's Kharn's AP?

 

[Andytrenom]

Dwarf Star level

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Helpful

 

[The_Smashor]

Axe Cop's AP seems to be 760.031070746 ninatons

Khrone is considered "More Dangerous" than an entire group of characters who can tank 16,798.63 yottaton (Or 16.79863 ninaton) attacks.

If we used their 4-B tiers, Axe Cop is at 730.3 foe while Kharn massively upscales from a fodder who did a 151.7 foe feat.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

So Axe Cop is 45 times stronger in High 5-A. That'd probably make this an AP stomp.

 

[The_Smashor]

Tell that to gorechild

But yeah, we should switch to their 4-B tiers, since if we ignore Kharn's upscaling Axe Cop only has a 4.81410678972x AP advantage there.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

I don't think so. IIRC Kharn has Dura in the GigaFOE in that key.

 

[The_Smashor]

Where is that said? People say that's the case, but I don't see that anywhere.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

I think he tanked a beating from someone who had AP in the GigaFOE or something like that, can't say more, you'll have to ask a Warhammer expert for that.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

It's from surviving a beatdown from Angron, who is in the Gigafoe.

 

[The_Smashor]

''And naturally they decided to measure that calc in joules to make it as hard to understand as humanly possible''

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

So Axe Cop is 45 times stronger in High 5-A. That'd probably make this an AP stomp.

I find it difficult to believe a Warhammer character doesn't have some way to ignore durability.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

They do, but does Kharn actually do that before getting vaporized by Axe Cop looking in his general direction?

 

[The_Smashor]

Axe Cop would have to fight Kharn like a man because Khrone

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Does Khorne null AP? I thought he didn't.

 

[The_Smashor]

If he nulls something like shooting at Kharn while running away then he's probably null killing him by looking at him.

 

[EmperorRorepmeThree]

Why would he get vaporised by looking at him?

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Massive AP gap, anything Axe Cop does oneshots.