Austin Theory Fights For The Patriarchy

[RandomGuy2345]

Yep. I'm doing this.

Austin Theory vs She-Hulk

9-A versions will be used (obviously).

Speed is equalized.

Fight takes place in the streets of Atlanta.

Feminist:

The Patriarchy: 8 (Helper, Adem, Marvel, Adem, Pika, azontr, Lacku, Dragon)

Gender Equality:

 

[Pikaman]

Ngl should’ve been The Rock for the “Shut up, B I T C H” promo

Anyways following

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Fight takes place in the streets of Atlanta.

Fun fact: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law was actually filmed in Atlanta, Georgia. Theory's hometown is Atlanta, so that's kind of cool ig.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Ngl should’ve been The Rock for the “Shut up, B I T C H” promo

****

 

[Pikaman]

****

Technically not too late to change

 

[Pikaman]

Anyways how often does She-Hulk use her sonic boom claps because that seems her only real source of useful offence

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Anyways how often does She-Hulk use her sonic boom claps because that seems her only real source of useful offence

Iirc, she doesn't spam it, but she'll use it a fair bit.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Oh btw, Theory downscales from 197-ish Megajoules, while She-Hulk upscales from 68-ish Megajoules.

 

[Pikaman]

Well Theory has nothing to deal with that but otherwise he just slaps her about with a ~3x AP advantage and disgusting skill advantage. Contact some MCU supporters and see about how often she uses the clap, but lean Theory here

 

[RandomGuy2345]

and disgusting skill advantage

******* with the terminology you used to describe the skill advantage.

 

[Dalesean027]

He'd get stomped without speed equalization

Anywho he outskills heavily here

 

[LIFE_OF_KING]

I really don't even understand why she has supersonic speed

 

[Dalesean027]

I really don't even understand why she has supersonic speed

She can move fast enough to create continuous sonic booms with her hands alone same as hulk

 

[Excellence616]

She Hulk got this

 

[Random-Helper323]

Skill and AP vs thunder clap.

Professional Wrestler:

Massive skill advantage

Significant AP advantage

Lots of experience against enemies like himself.

Professional Liar (aka lawyer):

Advantages:

Superior range with thunder clap

Minor healing

Literally trained to lie

Disadvantages:

Overconfident and cocky

Likely to underestimate him

Based on this, I'd imagine She-Hulk would keep him at bay for a while with her thunder claps, but with a 3 times AP difference that would take a while to bring him down. If he can get to her he'll immediately take control of the fight, and with his skill and superior AP he should be able to get through the thunder claps and reach her.

So I'd say Austin takes this with low to moderate difficulty.

 

[Marvel_Champion_07]

Austin FRA

 

[azontr]

Austin's misogyny stomps the verse.

 

[Dragonite007]

Austin Fra

 

[Random-Helper323]

4-0

 

[Pikaman]

Theory FRA

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

Theory FRA

 

[Random-Helper323]

6-0 now.

 

[ElajRuengies]

Is this not a stomp? Does She Hulk have any wincons?

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

Is this not a stomp? Does She Hulk have any wincons?

If She-Hulk keeps him at bay with her thunder claps, she could maybe win?

 

[Random-Helper323]

Is this not a stomp? Does She Hulk have any wincons?

If she can keep him at range with thunder claps and eventually outlast him via that and her regeneration, she has a chance.

 

[Lacku]

the one with martial arts in their P&A section FRA

 

[Expectro2000xxx]

Actually, isn't the real danger of the thunderclaps the sound they produce instead of the damage they do? From what I remember the reason of why nerfed-hulk couldn't fight her was because the loud sound made him unable to move while covering his hears, so they are a reliable way for She-Hulk to let Theory down.

 

[azontr]

This is a common feminism L.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Actually, isn't the real danger of the thunderclaps the sound they produce instead of the damage they do? From what I remember the reason of why nerfed-hulk couldn't fight her was because the loud sound made him unable to move while covering his hears, so they are a reliable way for She-Hulk to let Theory down.

That is a threat, but Theory would likely still close the distance. If he covers his ears with his hands and charges and attacks with his feet he can still stop the claps.

Anyway, Grace.

 

[Dalesean027]

I suppose She-Hulks other wincon is her LS since she's far stronger in that regard if he gets grabbed its pretty much over

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I suppose She-Hulks other wincon is her LS since she's far stronger in that regard if he gets grabbed its pretty much over

Theory has hella experienced in dealing with people with far higher LS than him.

 

[azontr]

She-Hulk tries to grab him and Austin's sheer misogyny energy passively repels her.

 

[Dalesean027]

Well **** sounds like she's finished

 

[Pikaman]

Not to mention that it’s hardly “over” if she grabs him. She’d have to hold him still for 24 hours, hardly in character. She’s just use her position of grabbing him to perform a move, and with an AP disadvantage at the scale she’s at, that wouldn’t do much

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Theory has hella experienced in dealing with people with far higher LS than him.

To add on, LS doesn't matter when you're opponent literally ***** on you in skill.

Well **** sounds like she's finished

She loses, but her thunderclaps can be useful here, and they will do a good job at keeping Theory at bay for a bit.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Oh and grace.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

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