(A Portion Of) Everybody Wants To Rule The World RP Thread 19

[Overlord775]

"I have plenty of computers and I can easily create them en masse. I can give the entire country free and wireless access to the internet too. Kittens will be here tomorrow"
I reply in a very serious tone.

"Good"

 

[PsychoWarper]

Meat Salad

I order Cool Kraut Salad.

 

[Overlord775]

Meat SaladI order Cool Kraut Salad.

You recive your order

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Well, i figured i should look how you are doing. This place needs work, but i think it will look pretty nice when it finishes."

"Thanks. I'm working hard on it. I want to finish as much as possible today since I have no idea when the tournament of power Omni told us about will start"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"I don't even know what is happening anymore. Im just waiting for omni to do his stuff."

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Well I need to get back to working"

I start constructing more buildings out of metal and transmute water from the sea to create more building materials.

 

[Overlord775]

"Hey Walter, do you want to make a bet ?"

I ask in a friendly tone

 

[PsychoWarper]

I start eating,

Hm not bad.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Hey Walter, do you want to make a bet ?"

I ask in a friendly tone

"Sure." I answer, curious. [Also, hey i got 4k edits]

 

[Overlord775]

I start eating,
Hm not bad.

As you start eating the salad you realise something

It's really good

TOO GOOD

 

[WHYNAUT]

The Rahkshi that spread the message come back.

Am I missing two? Maybe they got eaten by a sea monster or something.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I decide to test out the abilities i may have gotten from those 2 snake things, easily hitting a bird many kilometers into the air without even knowing it was there

 

[WHYNAUT]

I start eating,
Hm not bad.

As you start eating the salad you realise something
It's really good

TOO GOOD

[This must be the work of an enemy stando]

 

[PsychoWarper]

What the hell is with this... ive never had such good Kraut before.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Killer Queen has already touched the spaget the salad]

 

[Overlord775]

"Sure." I answer, curious. [Also, hey i got 4k edits]

"I bet you don't have the skill to do a execute a perfect Doot"

 

[WHYNAUT]

I fly back to Melvin and Walter.

"You guys can bet inside my base if you want to. It has some excellent chairs and couches"

 

[Overlord775]

What the hell is with this... ive never had such good Kraut before.

A man in a military uniform and a tusk force suddenly bust in to the resturant.

"Restrain the SCP !"

The man shouts as the member of the task force jump on top of the salad

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[i swear i know the number this is based on kek]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[about 99% certain this is based on a soup SCP]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Yeah looking at it now your right, retcon]

I jump back as the men jump on my salad.

 

[Overlord775]

[about 99% certain this is based on a soup SCP]

[No, this inspired me

https://www.deviantart.com/toadking07/art/LOLF-S1C01-Deli-Cious-Comic-v1-399195220

]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[good taste]

I continue to wander

 

[Overlord775]

[Yeah looking at it now your right, retcon]
I jump back as the men jump on my salad.

The tusk force brings away the salad for reaserch on it's supernatural proprieties and give to you a perfectly normal Cool Kraut Salad instead.

Also they bring away the cook and all the stuff memebers, and put the resturant under quarantine, just in case.

They then gently ask you to eat your vegetables and go away.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Im a leader of a major country and I just got told to "go away" ugh...

I start eating my much worse Kraut Salad and walk away.

 

[Overlord775]

"Sure." I answer, curious. [Also, hey i got 4k edits]

"I bet you don't have the skill to do a execute a perfect Doot"

I repeat my bet offer again and then say

"Also we should go inside, i want to try out those couches,"

 

[WHYNAUT]

"you can stay here as long as you want. There's also a Jacuzzi and a sauna. There's a film theater and a fast food restaurant. There's drinks and snacks in the fridge"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Suddenly, a massive, pulsing mass of pitch-black appears in North America, big enough to be seen from orbit quite easily

 

[PsychoWarper]

Well eating my salad I look up at a mass black object in the sky.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I ignore it and keep constructing my country.

[I'm going to sleep]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[i'll try to keep it from accidentally destroiying your country i swear ovo]

Massive hordes of what appear to be bio-mechanically mutated swine fall from the mass, and charge over the landscape in all directions

 

[Torlikoff]

[But why?]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[because reasons]

 

[Torlikoff]

I fire a massive Ki blast at the black mass in the air.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The Ki blast seemingly dissipates on contact with the mass

 

[Blahblah9755]

The people of Vegas seem to completely ignore the event, going about their daily lives as normal. Well, not completely normal, some put their hands together, or offer up a prayer. But aside from that they give no reaction.

I leap into the air and create a barrier out of both magic and alchemy around the state of Nevada, and land on top of it, watching what the creatures are doing.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The creatures appear to all be from one giant mass of flesh and metal that's hanging beneath the mass

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I fly over to the black mass and use Knocking on it from far away.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"I bet you don't have the skill to do a execute a perfect Doot"
I repeat my bet offer again and then say

"Also we should go inside, i want to try out those couches,"

"Alright, you got a bet." I go inside.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I fly over to the black mass and use Knocking on it from far away.

[what are your characters?]