A Cucumber fights a pickle

[Jackythejack]

Okay so obviously I had to do this and I don't know why you'd expect any better of me. Speed equalized and stuff. 10-C versions used

Rick Sanchez

Larry the Cucumber

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Larry has a profile now?

 

[Jackythejack]

Yes

 

[GoCommitDi]

larrys base key should have summoning via summoning god

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Larry probably stomps. Rick in this form can't even move

 

[Kriskirby]

Even though he's willing to kill, Larry is super friendly and won't even fight a pickle that can't fight back. But also Larry is gullible and Rick is a literal supergenius and could manipulate him but maybe they just talk about life lessons and whatever until Larry brings up Christianity and Rick goes "Religion is a load of buUR-ull" then Larry sings a song and forces Rick to join along due to broadway force and...


...incon????

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Worse comes to worse Larry can just yeet Rick away from the area and Rick can't do anything to stop him.

 

[GoCommitDi]

The thought of larry throwing rick to a far away distance made me laugh so hard i started crying

 

[Kriskirby]

You know what, use 9-B Pickle Rick vs 9-B Larry-Boy

It's not as funny but way fairer

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Actually LB would AP stomp in that scenario

 

[Kriskirby]

At least Rick isn't stationary and useless

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

9-B Rick has no calc. This would place him at 1.5 kilojoules. Larry-Boy's AP is 17.1 megajoules.

(17.1e+6)/(1.5e+4) = 1140

Larry is 1140 times stronger than Rick. Meaning, Rick cannot put a scratch on Larry.