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so Reinhard and BB go on a nature walk and they bring 682 with them.
so after 5 miles of walking through fields and 682 stopping every 200 feet to murder every single thing that moves down to the molecular level, they reach a forest
but when one of the trees randomly throws poison at 682.... then trips him with his roots
682: did that tree.. throw poison at me... then ******* trip me?
Reinhard: 682, don't be a bad dog!
682: I WILL ******* EAT YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT
tl;dr composite tree vs SCP-682
so after 5 miles of walking through fields and 682 stopping every 200 feet to murder every single thing that moves down to the molecular level, they reach a forest
but when one of the trees randomly throws poison at 682.... then trips him with his roots
682: did that tree.. throw poison at me... then ******* trip me?
Reinhard: 682, don't be a bad dog!
682: I WILL ******* EAT YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT
tl;dr composite tree vs SCP-682