2 Axe wielding maniacs face off (Father Gascoigne vs Vindicator and Evoker)

[Peppersalt43]

Daddy Gasoline : 7
Johnny and Bear Trap Man : 0
Incon : 0

Gascoigne starts in his human form
Fight takes place in a village, 5 meters apart

 

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[GoldExPoints]

Guacamole has the AP advantage (3.897 tons) compared to the duo (3.53 tons) but it's so small (1.1x) that it shouldn't matter at all, just that they can hurt each other.
Guacamole has a sizeable speed advantage with ~Mach 1 vs the duo's ~50 m/s, he's pretty much FTE to them (6.86x), and considering MC mobs' intelligence, that's pretty much a blitz.
Guacamole can't hurt the vexes at all, but that's assuming they can even get to him with their pathetic speed.
Vindicator can probably use its self healing if the village is populated, but it'd probably attract an Iron Golem and make their already tough job even tougher. Evoker's revive could be put to good use if Guacamole didn't blitz him again.
The pair's only possible wincon are the Evoker's fangs, which ignore whatever thin defenses Guac has, but that's assuming the Evoker leads with fangs, which I don't know.

 

[Peppersalt43]

Evoker leads with fangs, which I don't know.

Yes actually, that's their main method of attack

 

[GoldExPoints]

Yes actually, that's their main method of attack

Hmm, Guacamole can lead with his pistol/shotgun from my experience playing BB so it may be an incon. Evoker activates Fangs and gores Guac while Guac plants in place to shoot his gun and spray both at the same time.

 

[Peppersalt43]

Hmm, Guacamole can lead with his pistol/shotgun from my experience playing BB so it may be an incon. Evoker activates Fangs and gores Guac while Guac plants in place to shoot his gun and spray both at the same time.

Okay, counted

 

[GoldExPoints]

Okay, counted

Oh wait, Evoker's revive might actually turn this into a win for them. Since it'd survive the spray but Guac might not survive the fangs

 

[Peppersalt43]

Oh wait, Evoker's revive might actually turn this into a win for them. Since it'd survive the spray but Guac might not survive the fangs

Keep in mind that the fangs don't insta-kill, it simply hurts through armor

And the resurrection only happens once

 

[GoldExPoints]

Keep in mind that the fangs don't insta-kill, it simply hurts through armor

And the resurrection only happens once

Hmm, do you think the fangs would hurt enough to turn Guac into his beast form?

 

[Peppersalt43]

Hmm, do you think the fangs would hurt enough to turn Guac into his beast form?

Probably

 

[GoldExPoints]

Beast Form exclusively uses CQC so Guac finishes off the revived Evoker if the Vexes he's walking into doesn't kill him first. I think the former's more likely so Guac FRA

 

[Mapl3Sy4up]

Padre Gascune FRA

 

[Peppersalt43]

Counted and thank you

 

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[Stillwinston]

Music Box FRA

 

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Counted and thank you

 

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[Popted2]

Gascoigne FRA

 

[AceOfSpaces3709]

Hardest boss in Bloodborne FRA

 

[rawXDglomp]

+ 1 vote for the father. I'd think fang dude if his 'likely at least city class' attack had any basis at all but it doesn't seem to and his fangs just ignore durability, they don't make him hit any harder.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Gassy Boi FRA.

 

[Peppersalt43]

And that's grace, thanks everyone