Looks like a space monke wants to have a bad time

[Propellus]

Yeah, I'm bored, so anyways


Basically the monke annoys the skeleton boi with his silliness and Sans wants to put an end to it.


Both are at least 10 meters from each other.


BB is at least 1.5x stronger than Sans's physicals due to him being a chimpanzee.


Speed is equalized.


Who would win or why?


Barrump Barrump: 8


Sans: 1

 

[ShionAH]

I don't see how barrump wins unless its in character for him to stop time at the start
If he uses the time stop button which I don't even think he can before sans can teleport him away from the device sans just danmakus to death. Seems like a stomp

 

[Propellus]

I don't see how barrump wins unless its in character for him to stop time at the start
If he uses the time stop button which I don't even think he can before sans can teleport him away from the device sans just danmakus to death. Seems like a stomp

It is in character for him to use time-stop, he's prone to spamming it as he also starts off with that

 

[ShionAH]

It is in character for him to use time-stop, he's prone to spamming it as he also starts off with that

I still don’t see how sans can’t just you know…slam him down throw him around and literally destroy him in seconds before the monkey can even think theres also the chance of sans stealing it with teleportation

 

[Propellus]

I still don’t see how sans can’t just you know…slam him down throw him around and literally destroy him in seconds before the monkey can even think theres also the chance of sans stealing it with teleportation

And how would exactly would Sans know how his time-stopping device even works? Him pressing the timestopper's button is faster than Sans's teleportation. And either then, then monkey could still stop time, technically smack him to death

 

[ShionAH]

And how would exactly would Sans know how his time-stopping device even works?

Sans was able to look at frisk’s blank face and knew how many times he died so I think sans can literally understand this random monkeys sinister face proves the device is important

Him pressing the timestopper's button is faster than Sans's teleportation. And either then, then monkey could still stop time, technically smack him to death

How is pressing something faster than teleportation? Sans can just teleport him away from the device the moment the match starts

 

[Propellus]

Sans was able to look at frisk’s blank face and knew how many times he died so I think sans can literally understand this random monkeys sinister face proves the device is important

Maybe that's because Sans might've had some kind of physical connection to Frisk in general? I doubt he'd expect anything from a prankster monkey due to SBA.

How is pressing something faster than teleportation? Sans can just teleport him away from the device the moment the match starts

BB literally timestops stuff before they could even attack him in the first place or just for fun in general. If anything, BB timestops before Sans gets to do anything.

 

[ShionAH]

Maybe that's because Sans might've had some kind of physical connection to Frisk in general? I doubt he'd expect anything from a prankster monkey due to SBA.

Nah sans literally just looked at them and understood how many times they died, its literally in the profile "Information Analysis (Could tell how many times Frisk died by looking at their expressions and that Frisk tried to spare him)"


"BB literally timestops stuff before they could even attack him in the first place or just for fun in general. If anything, BB timestops before Sans gets to do anything."

I don't we count stuff that happen before the fight so basically BB just comes infront of sans gets the device out and presses the button this is what BB would want to do but obviously sans would stop it with telekinesis, danmaku, teleportation, probably stealing, outsmarting and so much other stuff

 

[Propellus]

Nah sans literally just looked at them and understood how many times they died, its literally in the profile "Information Analysis (Could tell how many times Frisk died by looking at their expressions and that Frisk tried to spare him)"

And I don't really see how exactly that would equate to BB's actions.

"BB literally timestops stuff before they could even attack him in the first place or just for fun in general. If anything, BB timestops before Sans gets to do anything."

I don't we count stuff that happen before the fight so basically BB just comes infront of sans gets the device out and presses the button this is what BB would want to do but obviously sans would stop it with telekinesis, danmaku, teleportation, probably stealing, outsmarting and so much other stuff

That isn't the point, BB's timestop literally stops movement all together which would still require Sans to move to be able to use his TK or Teleportation.

 

[ShionAH]

And I don't really see how exactly that would equate to BB's actions.
That isn't the point, BB's timestop literally stops movement all together which would still require Sans to move to be able to use his TK or Teleportation.

1- Sans can steal it before BB even presses the button.
2- I am not talking after the press I am saying sans can just...kill him or stop him from pressing it all together before the time stops. Sans also has thought based teleportation and attacks but it doesnt matter since BB would die or lose the device before he can press it

 

[Propellus]

1- Sans can steal it before BB even presses the button.

And BB just pauses him before he can even think about doing that.

2- I am not talking after the press I am saying sans can just...kill him or stop him from pressing it all together before the time stops. Sans also has thought based teleportation and attacks but it doesnt matter since BB would die or lose the device before he can press it

But if you want to go that way, technically by speed equalization rules, BB's reaction speed makes him more likely to press the timestopper's button in time due to him being Sub-Rel to his Hypersonic reactions.

 

[ShionAH]

And BB just pauses him before he can even think about doing that.

But if you want to go that way, technically by speed equalization rules, BB's reaction speed makes him more likely to press the timestopper's button in time due to him being Sub-Rel to his Hypersonic reactions.

How?? Its a press not a instant think believe me thinking is really fast and sans will do it in seconds
Doesn't matter since all sans has to do is think and teleport him away.

 

[Sans2345]

Gonna go with Barrump Barrump due to being physically stronger than Sans and has time stop.

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[Propellus]

Gonna go with Barrump Barrump due to being physically stronger than Sans and has time stop.

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Counted

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

monke

@MonkeyOfLife would like to have a word with you.

he gets angry when a member of his kind gets hurt.

 

[ShionAH]

Gonna go with Barrump Barrump due to being physically stronger than Sans and has time stop.

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I don't understand how BBs AP matters here since sans gets one-shotted over 90 percent of his matches, How will he use the time stop when sans can just blink him away with a thought?

 

[Propellus]

@MonkeyOfLife would like to have a word with you.

he gets angry when a member of his kind gets hurt.

Well then maybe this match would interest him lol

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Well then maybe this match would interest him lol

Don’t get me started on how he reacted to harambe’s death.

he was also without his snickers at the time. (Combined it’s not very pretty)

 

[Sans2345]

I don't understand how BBs AP matters here since sans gets one-shotted over 90 percent of his matches, How will he use the time stop when sans can just blink him away with a thought?

Since when did Sans do that, this is a serious debate not a fun and games thread.

 

[Propellus]

I don't understand how BBs AP matters here since sans gets one-shotted over 90 percent of his matches, How will he use the time stop when sans can just blink him away with a thought?

And again, BB can time stop Sans before he gets the chance to use either TK or Teleportation due to the properties of his device.

 

[ShionAH]

Since when did Sans do that, this is a serious debate not a fun and games thread.

He literally does...the entire battle? You do know his teleportation is thought based right?

 

[ShionAH]

And again, BB can time stop Sans before he gets the chance to use either TK or Teleportation due to the properties of his device.

I am confused how is button press faster than a thought? I saw the clip and it looks like he has to press it

 

[Sans2345]

He literally does...the entire battle? You do know his teleportation is thought based right?

Well his teleportation isn't really thought based as it was never implied it was in the game or in Deltarune.

 

[ShionAH]

Well his teleportation isn't really thought based as it was never implied it was in the game or in Deltarune.

He does it without any movement he just Ig does it, in the fight his hands are always in the pockets and just stands there as he teleports you to 5 different places while teleporting his bones and himself all at the same time? If its not thought based then what is it based?

 

[Sans2345]

I am confused how is button press faster than a thought? I saw the clip and it looks like he has to press it

If BB presses the button, Sans is pretty much dead.

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Gg toon force, gg time stop

 

[ShionAH]

If BB presses the button, Sans is pretty much dead.

I know that. Thats why I am arguing sans can get the device away from BB or kill him before he presses

 

[ShionAH]

Gg toon force, gg time stop

Mmm...monke

 

[Sans2345]

I know that. Thats why I am arguing sans can get the device away from BB or kill him before he presses

I pretty much agree with Propellus, with Sans being in-character he would either be really lazy or try to get the device away from BB before he presses the button, which i doubt he could get the device in time.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Gg toon force, gg time stop

Monkey wins here so humans are spared, if monkey lost, well monkey you get the picture

 

[ShionAH]

I pretty much agree with Propellus, with Sans being in-character he would either be really lazy or try to get the device away from BB before he presses the button, which i doubt he could get the device in time.

Sans is extremely lazy but by SBA he will be like in the genocide route where he actually wanted to win, I mean its basically thought based so I don't see how a supergenius like sans wouldn't able to understand the device is something that is important to the monkey.

 

[ShionAH]

Sans would just think and teleport the monkey away OR he can just grab the monkey and slam him down like he does in the battle making BB drop it

 

[ShionAH]

also doesn't sans 9-A telekinesis one shot BB?

 

[Propellus]

Gg toon force, gg time stop

Monkey wins here so humans are spared, if monkey lost, well monkey you get the picture

Also, do these count as votes?

 

[ShionAH]

Also, do these count as votes?

Obviously no LMAO

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Also, do these count as votes?

Yeah monkey fra

 

[Propellus]

Counted

 

[ShionAH]

Yeah monkey fra

Oh damn

 

[ShionAH]

I don’t understand how BB wins?
Sans can kill bb in literal seconds, or just use his telekinesis to one shot him? He can teleport BB away or teleport himself close to steal the thing. Sans can also just throw him way with a hand move and win
If you somehow say BB is faster than all of those then it just becomes a stomp for BB

 

[ShionAH]

Why is everyone ignoring the telekinesis moving your hand is much faster than taking a device out and pressing it. I also saw in the clip he waited at the last second to press the button so?