One of my opps hijacked a Robosaurus during a monster truck show and gone off the rails to attack me and some other people he found "annoying". Everybody ran away, while I remembered that I brought a lot of fireworks and firecrackers in my backpack, so I tried to take him down once and for all
Here are some conditions:
- I have fireworks, firecrackers, backpack and zippo lighter (obviously)
- My opp knows how to drive a Robosaurus, so he could use some of it's moves somewhat effectively (even though he still won't match any professionals in skill)
- Speed is not equalized
- Starting distance is 40 meters
- Battle takes place in deserted area, with some monster trucks and cars left there
- Firecrackers and fireworks are powerful enough to damage Robosaurus
- Battle theme is this
"You're too slow":
"You're not that guy":
Y'all going to jail (incon):
....
I'm not even sure why this matchup was made but OK screw it.
You'd need to find a way to either launch the fireworks into the head of the Robosaurus to blow up the flamethrowers and destroy the head or use any of the monster trucks or cars to either ram the Robosaurus in the side and topple it over or just manoeuvre behind it and then climb onto it, place the fireworks and firecrackers on the body of it and then set them off (though you seriously need to find a way to set them off from a distance to not injure yourself).
It should be easy enough cause the Robosaurus is much slower than even a running human, as long as you can move out of the range of its flamethrowers and arms.
There is also possibly another option of planting the fireworks and firecrackers in a car and placing/moving the car close enough to the Robosaurus for the Robosaurus to "eat" the car with the jaws (you need to get out of the car and run/push the car up and then run away before the Robosaurus tries to "eat" the car), possibly blowing up the fireworks, firecrackers, car and Robosaurus head all at once, but this would be likely to fail cause the Robosaurus could just set the car off by using flamethrowers from a distance.
I think you could also siphon any leftover fuel from the cars and trucks and use that as an ad hoc replacement of your gasoline and then either do the first plan of climbing onto it but this time covering the firecrackers and fireworks in the fuel and leaving a trail of the fuel for you to use the lighter to remotely ignite the fuel and set off the firecrackers and fireworks from a distance or do the second plan with planting the fireworks and firecrackers inside a car but this time covering the inside of the car with the siphoned fuel while putting the firecrackers and fireworks in and THEN moving the car so that the Robosaurus can eat it, but again the first plan is safer as mentioned previously.
That being said, all that hinges on you being able to make sure you do not get hit by the flamethrowers at the start, which should be OK since the starting distance is too far for the flamethrowers to reach you.
I'd vote for you winning/Robosaurus losing in this case.
