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eric cartman

  1. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Eric cartman vs the hunter (grace)

    Eric The hunter Rules: Speed equalized First key hunter used and first key Eric Hunter has tranquilizers equipped while cartman has his pistol Starting distance is 20ft and out of sight Location South Park nuff said
  2. Salt-on-pizza

    Pico vs Cartman (0|0|0)

    One fateful day at South Park, a mercenary by the name of Pico is sent down to take out an "Eric Cartman", for the sole reason of being a fat ****. Upon arriving, he's trips on and is promptly electrocuted by live wires, is then slapped in the face by a nail board attached to a rope, dunked into...
    • Salt-on-pizza
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    • eric cartman friday night funkin pico (friday night funkin') south park
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. GoCommitDi

    Eric Cartman vs Jimmy Hopkins (0-7-0)

    Jimmy was scrolling through his social media and saw Eric Cartman's profile, which showcased Cartman pulling off all sorts of...uhh..."pranks" on both kids and adults, including one where he fed a certain teen his parents at a chili cook-off. Jimmy then decided to grab his weapons, head over to...
  4. Jason_Courne

    South Park: Wall level+ / Subsonic stats and Satan upgrade

    Timmy throws a javelin: 153 joules and 19.6 m/s Jimmy lifts weights: 453 kilograms and 2.8 kilojoules Verse should get upgraded to Peak Human lifting strength and Superhuman combat speed, with Jimmy also being upgraded to Street level AP. As for Steroids Jimmy, he dominated the Special...
    • Jason_Courne
    • Thread
    • eric cartman jimmy valmer kenny mccormick satan (south park) south park stan marsh
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Content Revision
  5. King_Dom470

    Two children fight each other (Calvin vs Eric Cartman) (0-0-0)

    The Rules: - Speed equalized Calvin is bloodlusted Calvin doesn't have Hobbes Fight takes place in Cartmans house Win via incapacitation Both are street level (Cartmans "Default" key is used) They start 5 meters away from each other Eric Cartman: Calvin:
    • King_Dom470
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    • calvin (calvin and hobbes) calvin and hobbes eric cartman south park
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Jason_Courne

    South Park: The lifting strength upgrade

    The kids in South Park should have their lifting strength upgraded for the following reasons: In Fun with Veal, the main boys could lift two veel cattle at once Baby calfs will weigh between 65 to 90 pounds which is a total weight of 59 kg to 82 kg In T.M.I, Cartman could easily shake and...
    • Jason_Courne
    • Thread
    • butters stotch eric cartman jimmy valmer kenny mccormick kyle broflovski pc principal randy marsh south park stan marsh
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Content Revision
  7. GoCommitDi

    Jimmy Hopkins vs Eric Cartman

    One day, Cartman was going for a ride in his Big Wheel tricycle, until Jimmy 'borrowed' (stole) it since he was late for school, and he didn't want to get yelled at by Dr. Crabblesnitch for the tenth time this month. "Sorry, fatty, I need this more than you do." Cartman got up, pissed off. "Hey...
    • GoCommitDi
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    • bully eric cartman grand theft auto jimmy hopkins south park
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Fat Kid Fight

    Cartman keeps making fun of bobby because of his weight and hair bobby gets tired of this and hank tells him to stand up for himself also to kick his ass The battle takes place in Arlen texas Both will have nothing Both are at 9-C Bobby: Cartman: Incon:
  9. MistaClean

    Time to take a shot at this, South Park Upgrade

    Alrighty, This is gonna get closed. The Problem The South Park kids are rated 10-C to 10-B but i feel like a 9-B rating would be better. The Proof So.. Eric Cartman has 9-B dura and characters such as Kyle Broflovski and Wendy Testaburger have harmed him before which should give them a 9-B...
  10. MistaClean

    Eric Cartman vs Togame

    Eric Cartman vs Togame speed equal weapons restricted both 10-C battle takes place in Cartman's house Cartman: 2 Togame:
  11. MistaClean

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman both 10-C speed equal and thats it really. gun restricted Cartman: 0 Burns: 1
  12. GoCommitDi

    Fat kid fight: Butch the Bully vs Eric Cartman

    Cartman is 10-C and has his flute Butch has his gun fight is at an elementary school playground Speed is =
  13. Pygmy_Goat

    Pokey Minch vs. Eric Cartman

    MOTHER 3 Pokey, Stick of Truth Cartman Low 7-B forms, Speed equalize, In character, Standard Equipment Location: New Pork City, 20 meters apart Victory Method: KO or Death Pokey https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Cartman https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman
  14. Insecurity97

    Kevin McCallister vs. Eric Cartman

    One is a skinny 9-B with 10-C durability, the other is a fat 10-C with 9-B durability Both have a day of prep. Cartman is dedicated to this goal because if he wins, he gets a lifetime supply of Cheesy Poofs Kevin McCallister: 6 Eric Cartman: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  15. Unknownuser1010101010101

    eric cartman vs TOAA

    looks like cartman found someone...
  16. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Eric Cartman as an iconic character

    Shouldn't he be an iconic character? South Park is one of the most recognized shows out there, just like The Simpsons and Family Guy, and Cartman is by far the most promoted character in merchandise. He's kind of like Bart Simpson.
  17. Snaily100

    South Park: Butters, This is small but I thought it was worth noting

    =In the episode "Super Fun Time" Butters climbs a traffic light fairly quickly while carrying Cartman in one hand. Cartman is stated to weigh 90 lbs (or 40.8 kilograms), so with two hands Butters should be able to at least lift 181 kilograms, making him above average human strength. Now take...
  18. CursedGentleman

    About South Park pages

    I just went through it and It needs to be asked. WTF. Eric is as High 5-A on the games because he fought against the new kid Stan is at least 9-A on the game because he fought against the new kid Kyle is low 7-B on the games because he fought himself and is comparable to Jimmy. The New kid...
  19. Jeune_fou

    Intelligence feat for Eric Cartman (season 21)

    Hello everyone, I wanted to know if you thought we could add "Eric Cartman is a skilled manipulator (showed when he basically "brainwashed" Heidi Turner (a nice and intelligent girl) into becoming a female version of himself and made her think Kyle is the one who manipulated her)" in the...
  20. Pure_King_of_Rage

    Eric Cartman vs Bart Simpson

    1 week of prep time All weapons, alter egos, and video game abilities allowed The Fight takes place in imaginationland Who Would Win?
  21. Franciscuu

    trapper keeper ?

    Upgrade for Cartman with trapper keeper?
  22. Pure_King_of_Rage

    Eric Cartman and Butters vs Billy and Mandy

    Fight takes place in South Park With Prep Time and Full Knowledge of Each Other Fight to the Death Video game abilities are allowed
  23. ZacharyGrossman273

    Eric Cartman VS Batman (Post Flashpoint)

    9-A versions. Speed equalized.
  24. ZacharyGrossman273

    Robbie Rotten VS Eric Cartman

    The memester Robbie: 4 Cartman: 0 Bloodlusted
  25. ZacharyGrossman273

    South Park upgrade

    At the end of the stick of truth, the finishing blow dealt to Kenny causes a shockwave throughout the whole town of South Park.
  26. ArbitraryNumbers

    Eric Cartman's profile

    This profile in general seems... really weird. The explanations for statistics are either vague and/or strangely worded. It also includes "a LOT of luck" as one of the abilities, and the explanation as to why he has it is also vague. I'm not sure if this is even a quantifiable, legitimate...
  27. ZacharyGrossman273

    Eric Cartman VS Batman

    Eric Cartman VS Batma Random encounter Speed Equalized No prior knowledge In-character Who wins?
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