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Mr. Bambu

Mr. Bambu

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  • I have many responsibilities on this site, and this means I only wear each hat for as long as is necessary. Therefore, you may leave CRT/calc eval/whatever requests, and I will try to get to it, but understand that my time is limited and I'm normally already tapped for some wiki policy matter or maintaining the wiki management threads or handling account issues for users who never seem to get things right. Low priority requests include tiershit, particularly active verses, and discussions with a lot of active staff voices already present. I'm not saying "no" but I probably won't get to them. If I don't reply, smart money says it won't be me to get to it. Sorry.
    Diabul
    Hello.

    Sorry to disturb you, would you mind evaluating this Minor CRT when you have time? Thanks in advance either way.

    Edit: It's done, no need to waste your time.
    Renitr
    Hello. Need you help. In A Song of Ice and Fire book verse there was a difficulties with scaling one feat. Feat: character Maelys Blackfyre kills horse with a single punch
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    Maelys Blackfyre

    Maelys I Blackfyre, better known as Maelys the Monstrous, was the last of the Blackfyre Pretenders, and the last known member of the male line of House Blackfyre. Maelys has a huge, grotesque torso and huge arms. He has a second head, sprouted, or conjoined twin from his neck. He grew up in...
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    Destrier horse in this verse described as: "are tall, strong, splendid animals, often high spirited. Destriers give knights a majestic air at tourneys. They are normally the most valuable type of horse, being well bred and highly trained but quite expensive"

    So there were difficulties related to fact that durability of RW horse is varies from street level to at most street level+ and because of this it is difficult to say how high AP of Maelys is scaled. You can also see the latest messages in this discussion thread: (devoted to this issue)
    RoTt35

    Thread 'Game of Thrones & A Song of Ice and Fire General Discussion'

    This thread is for us to talk, discuss and give our opinion about everything related to Game of Thrones, the new series House of the Dragon and those that will be released in the future. Also to talk about the Song of Ice and Fire books. It is strictly forbidden to talk about season 8 and the finale of the show
    • RoTt35
    • a song of ice and fire game of thrones general discussion house of the dragon
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    • Forum: General Discussion

    And i created a thread about this issue in Questions and Answers forum:
    Thread 'Question about horse durability and AP to kill horse' https://vsbattles.com/threads/question-about-horse-durability-and-ap-to-kill-horse.176743/

    But I haven't received the correct answer yet. Can you help please
    TWILIGHT-OP
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 🎂 🎉🎉🥳
    ARCH0207
    Sorry for the inconvenience
    I think I already got it to calculate the crystals, in one image there is a white part in the pink crystal, then I used another image where you can see that white part, with that I drew another line of the cat's height in front of the pink crystal, it was the only way I found to calculate the area of the blue crystal, please review it.
    Death moves the crystals of the cave of lost souls
    Johner2133451
    Hello sir, does effecting the universe with data manip automatically becomes info type 2 manip?
    Testarossa002
    Hello Bambu
    Could you evaluate this CRT please?
    Thanks
    Testarossa002

    Thread 'Wolyaverse: Martial Arts'

    Taking a brief break from the TBATE threads to address this.
    Apparently, you need a CRT to add VSPAs even for new verses.
    Here's one for Wolyaverse. A blessing in disguise though, as skimming through the five novels that make up the verse brought more abilities to my notice.
    All the abilities and resistances can be found in the sandbox
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    Testarossa002/Martial Arts

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    For clarity sake:

    Summary​

    Martial artists are individuals trained in martial arts, which are systematized combat techniques traditionally used for self-defense and...
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    Hello! Can you help me with something?

    It is said that the Character will not be affected by being crushed between two planets. How can I calculate this? There is no information about the planets in question.

    There are many such statements about the character and supporting feats, so we don't need to take this statement as an hyperbole.

    Also, how can I calculate this feat for a sword?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    So, I asked about this to other CGMs, as I don't know personally.

    The short answer is that it's complicated, but if the planets break apart on impact, you're probably best just calcing the planet destroying force and then applying that to a guy's surface area. It would be a lot lower than the full force of the planets breaking.
    Floxiaaa
    Floxiaaa

    Thread 'Upgrade request for The End Point'

    I wish you all a good day before moving on to the scaling and request section. No matter how tired I am, I feel like I have to do it. I wish you a good read.



    1) First of all, I would like to point out that the last point is a pure and unqualified canvas, and all the layers of creation depend on it and are superior to it.



    There was only white that seemed to stretch on forever and no god to be found. It was just endless nothingness.



    The end point of everything is the beginning and end of everything. It encompasses all possible worlds and timelines, but also exists outside of...
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    Can you look at it
    Dark_Soul20189
    Hello @Mr. Bambu, Would you be willing to evaluate this CRT (Downgrade), Just a heads up, it's a lot longer than my normal CRTs but should still be straightforward.

    Either way, I wish you a great day!
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    dxd...
    Dark_Soul20189
    Dark_Soul20189
    Yep, I have a large problem due to the more recent upgrades and the quality of the verse. Not to mention how my verse deletion request was denied. I decided to take things into my own hands and debunk it as far as I could go. No worries, I wouldn't bare calling you for an upgrade for DxD...
    Testarossa002
    Hello
    Could I get permission to talk here?
    Thanks
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I can only really offer you three messages- I can't give permanent ability to speak there. I'll grant you your three messages, for now- make them count. For anything more you'll need to speak to a bureaucrat.
    Testarossa002
    Testarossa002
    Thank you
    I only plan on speaking once
    ARCH0207
    Sorry for the inconvenience
    I'm going to let the wolf rest a little, that is, one day Xd. The thing is that I have made 2 blogs of different verses
    Bowser ilumination
    This blog is about when Bowser throws a big rock. I did it again because I saw that the volume of the original blog did not have a formula and it said that it was a spherical cap but it was not seen what formula it used so I recalculated it and I got a smaller number. What do you think, amigo?
    Thor endures the force of the star neutron
    this other blog is about when thor set out to open the mechanism to create stormbreaker, in this blog i calculated the mass of the energy beam using the Density of a Neutron Star and then i got the distance, time, acceleration speed, force (the force that thor endured) and the Kinetic energy. What do you think my amigo?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Without looking at them (I'm at work), I know the second one has been calculated before. Even if your calc were to be approved on the basis of math, we'd then have to create a CRT to get it approved over the other variants of the feat.
    Lordhesperus
    HI. Bambu, Which boss in Soulsborne games was the hardest for you?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Malenia was hard enough that I told my friends I wouldn't help them with her. Aldrich took the longest real world time because I was new to the franchise and he made me want to stop playing. But, the end answer is probably Manus. Manus is a real asshole.
    PHANtomFELdway
    Hello I made a thread and was wondering if I can get your vote Here. It is regarding a rule change,or rather a new addition to popular verses
    Leloutchis134
    I need an administrator to allow me to make a suggestion for an addition to the Wiki rules, can you help me?
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    Leloutchis134
    Leloutchis134
    It's basically a discussion about "Talking is a free action", in 2018 there was a thread to discuss this and adding a rule about it, but it wasn't closed, but recently a Staff Member used a conversation as an mainly argument to invalidate a feat. If the topic hadn't been abandoned we would probably have a rule preventing this type of argument. I have a ready text about what I would like to say, but I don't know if it's appropriate just to paste here.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Talking isn't a free action, I'd say that if someone is talking then the timeframe for a feat changes. You can create a thread on the subject, I give permission even though I disagree, however you can't revive the old conversation. It's been so long that most of our staff team has changed from 2018 to 2025- I started in 2018 and I'm considered fairly old.
    Leloutchis134
    Leloutchis134
    Thanks.
    ARCH0207
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    ARCH0207
    ARCH0207
    I just ask you to forgive me please I beg you forgive me, and I did not become aggressive and insulting look if you think I did it to make you feel bad forgive me but I promise you that I did not do it with that intention I just expressed myself badly and I am sorry for this please when you read this, I ask for your forgiveness
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I don't hate you and I'm not really even mad at you, you're just pushing this matter but the calc as it was is wrong.

    If you have an alternate method of deriving height in mind, I'm content to revise the calc. Some shots imply the crystals are larger, but Puss is never close enough to use those shots, and it may be a trick of perspective.
    ARCH0207
    ARCH0207
    Thank you and I apologize again
    Grabbing_dragon
    Should this be a staff thread or no
    Grabbing_dragon

    Thread '1A+ range mistake'

    This is a simple thread, as it says 1A+ range mistake.

    So, this is what it says on the range page for 1A+.

    Outerversal+: Attacks and abilities that can reach an infinite number of hierarchical steps above "baseline" 1-A realms and structures.

    The issue here is that 1A+ is described as encompassing only a countable infinity or aleph null layers of hierarchical steps or levels above baseline 1A structures, when really that is not the case.

    1A+ encompasses any imaginable infinity levels, not just countable infinity layers .

    So the wording should...
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    Dark_Soul20189
    Sorry for asking you again today, since I know you're busy, but would you be willing to check this CRT out?...
    Dark_Soul20189

    Thread 'Missed removals'

    I remember this already being a CRT before, but can't seem to find it so just remaking it real quick. (Likely due to not having the correct tags?)

    UEG's profile

    In this thread, UEG's NEP was removed.


    As a direct consequence, all people who got NEP erasure for it, or can interact with it should be removed.
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    There may also exist some kind of interaction ability linked to it, too that I have missed. The profiles are so outdated a lot of them are...
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    Shadow_x007x
    Could you please leave a comment in this thread?
    Shadow_x007x

    Thread 'Levi dodge bullets'

    Levi dodge bullets
    Levi did not dodge the bullet by himself. He used the 3D Maneuver Gear by releasing the hook attached to the wall on one side, shooting the hook to the wall on the other side, and pulling himself away. Levi did not move 5.6524 meters on his own; he used the 3D Maneuver Gear to evade the bullet. Therefore, Levi does not possess such speed; it is the speed of the 3D Maneuver Gear, which has already been specified, so there is no need for calculation. What Levi needed to do was simply react quickly enough to fire the hook in time...​
    AkaneMori78
    Hello Bambu
    Can you help me in changing my username?
    I want to change it to "Akane".

    Thanks.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    You'll have to speak to a bureaucrat about that.
    Ar1216789
    Hello again, does the wiki accept spoofs such as this? If not, I'm fine with it's deletion.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Looking into it, I think it runs into two notable issues, one we have historically deleted profiles with significant prejudice with.

    The first and more tenuous issue is our rules regarding real life people. It's tenuous because it is a parody of the person, rather than a dramatization (such as a stage persona- we've blocked things like musical artist pages in the past). However, we have deleted "problematic" people's profiles before under this rule, so the precedence here is dicey.

    The other rule that I think more likely kills this is the plain and simple fact that this is a video game parody, a la Red vs Blue, only (I presume) without the express permission of the original creators to use their medium for this purpose. It is animated via The Sims 2, a private property the creators don't own. We haven't allowed people to create verses or pages for such things as a result, it must be strictly original.
    Apotheosis69
    Hello Bambu. I was wondering if you could promote the WoD CRT to other administrators and Content Moderators. As it unfortunately has been insanely inactive.

    Udlmaster

    Thread 'World of Darkness, an Unasked for Sequel'

    You know what time it is, THAT'S RIGHT. WOD REVISION TIME BBY


    Introduction:​

    I can't keep getting away with it. Each new revision and WoD just gets bigger, crazy that. 3 more years of research since the last thread and barely anything has changed except the way we interpret things.

    The Changes:​

    Functionally, there will be no additional changes to the Powers and abilities of the current profiles, we'll get around to fixing those soon(TM). Some profiles will be reworked once this has passed, but that will be shown at another time, for now, let's focus...
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    turns out when your upgrades hail from a war of attrition over two years with evaluating staff, people tend to avoid your verse

    I don't really want to do that. I wouldn't subject others to what I, myself, wouldn't want to be subjected to. Sorry man. Good luck.
    Apotheosis69
    Apotheosis69
    I completely understand man. Just hard times

    Edit: If you don't mind me asking, what is that subjection in particular?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    the world of darkness thread

    I don't want to be in on it and I would not want to coerce my friends to be in on it, it's not exactly fair
    First_Witch
    Oi you groggy sack of life, do we have any shockwave feat guidelines and formulas?
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    First_Witch
    First_Witch
    Just wondering if there are any requirements and rules that would make a shockwave feat uncalcable or useless.

    Could you elaborate on the formular?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Fully missed this shit.

    I could foresee there being instances where a shockwave is not usable (such as causing no damage to anything), but these things are so ingrained in context that it would be easier for you to provide the specific example you're thinking of.

    Sure. First, you would get a destruction value somehow. Since we're speaking in hypotheticals, let's say the shockwave shattered a steel door at a radius of twenty meters from its center. You would get the value for that (voila, 1.289e7 Joules) and the directional surface area of the door (let's say 2 m^2 for simplicity's sake). Now, you need to get intensity of the shockwave.

    For my sake, I'm going to take the shape of this hypothetical shockwave as a hemisphere (or half a sphere). With a 20 meter radius, the surface area of that hemisphere cap is 2513.3 m^2. We know that 2 m^2 of that fragmented a steel door, so it's time to get intensity, which is a very simple calculation: 1.289e7 / 2 = 6.445e6 Joules/m^2. The net energy of the shockwave is the intensity multiplied by its surface area. So:

    6.445e6 Joules/m^2 * 2.513.3 m^2 = 1.620e11 Joules, City Block level.
    Napoleondevious
    Hello
    you seem to disagree with the current tiering (1-A particularly), is there a thread where you discussed and argued on why ? i just want to see your point of view on the tiering system.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    On tiering in general? No, I've never made a thread to discuss that, and I almost certainly never will.

    My thought process is simple. It is entirely arbitrary. All of the tiering system past a point is based on mutual agreement as to what constitutes greater powers- the real science community has no consensus on these things, and we are hardly scientists. We simplify the concepts explored by the brightest minds in the world down to something the average 20-something can understand without getting bored and hamfist it to something workable by our standards. None of it is real. R>F is only a philosophy, a consideration applied to something that isn't real. It's just as valid as the next thing, we have a system derived from the musings of one or two people who thought about it for a long time.

    I don't think tier 1 exists, and if it does, we may be the least qualified people in the world to decipher it. "We" as in, the royal we, all powerscalers. Still. People want the higher numbers, eh? So, we have it. It is what it is.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    To answer a question I foresee as plausibly forthcoming. "Why don't you make a thread?"

    I don't like arguing, really. It's sort of counter-productive, to have that trait on a wiki dedicated to arguing, but I have been fortunate enough to be recognized as reliable, so I don't need to argue to have a say. I really am fairly non-confrontational, I rarely make threads myself to pursue things. I say what I think and sometimes people agree. I don't habitually debate, my interest is not in arguing, least of all something so unlikely to succeed. The end truth of the matter is that most users really like Tier 1. It would be an insanely unpopular move to remove it. Most people would convince themselves we're wrong, anyway. So, I am content to just let others handle it.
    Rikimarox2
    Hello! Can you check this QnA thread later? Don't worry, I won't trick you as last time. There's no xianxia or anime shenanigans.

    It's just a simple QnA thread talking about whether we can use blogs that are made in other sites/apps, like Notion.
    Quangotjokes
    Hey Bambu, it’s been a while. A few years back you helped me with a crt to upgrade an obscure verse Adventure quest. I never got around to making the profiles for the Dhe Ehm (You concluded they were tier 1 but not bound to the realities of the game itself) but given how much has changed in the tiering system I figured I’d ask if you’d be interested in taking a look at another upgrade with more information and context. I’ll link it Here.

    Thank you again for the assistance, hope all is well 🙏🏽
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Hi. I don't remember you in particular, but the "Dhe Ehm" phrase rings a bell. I actively avoid Tier 1 discussions these days (I did back then as well, but may have made an exception). I hope you get the eyes on it you want. Good luck.
    Quangotjokes
    Quangotjokes
    No worries, and thank you. I completely understand lol
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