VS Wiki Strange Fake Grail War Season 1

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Character profiles are:

Saber: Justin Sowei (JSW)

NPs: Tsubame Gaeshi, Rho Aias, Unlimited Blade Works

Personal Skills: Clairvoyance (EX), Eyes of the Mind (False) (A), Knowledge of Respect and Harmony (B++)

Class Skills: Magic Resistance and Riding

Statistics: Strength B, Agility B, Endurance B, Mana C, Luck C, NP A+

Appearance: Saber Lancelot's body, Gile's sword

Starting Location: Whitechapel Galley

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Lancer: Johan (Monarch Laciel)

NPs: Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Kazikli Bey, Monte Cristo Mythologie

Class Skill: Magic Resistance

Personal Skills: Fairies Maddening, Incitement and Nega-Saver (customized to target fear/despair rather than charm, increased power at a cost of no buffing bonus)

Statistics: Strength B, Agility A, Endurance B, Mana A, Luck E, NP B

Appearance: Looks like this , except wearing a laurel crown.

Starting Location: Shakespeare's Globe

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Rider: Ramesses (Ramesses the Sun King)

NPs: Brhamastra, Meseket, Excalibur Galatine

Class Skills: Magic Resistance and Riding

Personal Skills: Numeral of the Saint (EX), True Eyes of the Mind (A), Affections of the Goddess

Statistics (including effects of AotG, but not NotS): Strength A, Agility B+, Endurance B, Mana C, Luck C, NP EX

Appearance: Ramesses's Stage 1 (is that what you wanted?)

Starting Location: St Helen's Bishopsgate

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Caster: Lewis Seed (Edwellken)

NPs: Requiem for Death, Ochd Deug Odin, Prelati's Spellbook

Personal Skills: Clown's Laughter, Scream of Awe, Consumated Shape

Class Skills: Item Creation and Territory Creation

Statistics: Strength C, Agility B, Endurance C, Mana A+, Luck B, NP A+

Appearance: Henry from Fire Emblem

Starting Location: London South Bank University

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Archer: (Redgrave)

NPs: Ea, Gae Bolg, GoB

Personal Skills: Disengage (A), Bravery (A+), Battle Continuation (EX)

Class Skills: Magic Resistance and Independent Actio

Statistics: Strength C, Agility C, Endurance C, Mana B, Luck B, NP EX

Appearance: DMC 4 Dante with Jin in tekken 7s jacket

Starting Locatio: New London Theatre

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Assassi: Blahssassin (Blah)

NPs: Saraswati Meltout (limited), Zabaniya: Ichor of Reverie, G├áomì Luózh─½ J─½ng

Class Skill: Presence Concealment

Personal Skills: Aptitude for Slaughter (tools)(A) (customized for pai), Demon of the Oni Kind (A) (flame type), Alcoholic Fruit (A) (customized as a bad migraine)

Statistics: Strength B+, Agility B, Endurance (B+), Mana C , Luck C, NP EX

Appearance: Meltlilith's body covered in a cloak. Uses Wi Zetian's weapo

Starting Location: The Shard

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Berserker: (Hizack)

NPs: Curruid Coinchenn, Armor of Fafnir, Chronos Rose

Class Skill: Mad Enhancement

Personal Skills: Protection from Arrows, Affections of the Holy Grail, Divinity

Statistics (including effects of ME): Strength A+ (EX with CC), Agility B (A++ with CR), Endurance A, Mana D, Luck C, NP B

Appearance: Phase 3 Siegfried with Curruid Coinchenn equiped and super saiyan 3 hair style.

Starting Locatio: St George's Cathedral

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Avenger: GodLlamaGod (LlamaGod)

NPs: Diatrehkon Aster Lonkhe, Enfer Chateua D'lf (needs to deactivate it to begin his attack), Sea of Life (Anti-City and Anti Unit function, B rank, resistable by magic resist B (situational) or higher (90% garaunteed resist), only useable by corruption and duplication of existing water sources, more corrupted water = higher mana cost to maintain, can be somewhat controlled once created, though not to the extent of A:tLA waterbenders)

Class Skills: Avenger, Oblivion Correction, and Self Replenishment

Personal Skills: Thrice Setting Sun, Empyrean Eyes, Knight of Owner

Statistics: Strength B, Agility B (EX with ECD), Endurance C, Mana C, Luck C, NP EX

Appearance: Strange

Starting Location: Tower Bridge ________________________________________________________________________

Gunner: Drive (Andykhang)

NPs: Stella, System Keuranos, Enuma Elish (Enkidu)

Class Skills: Independent Action, Magic Resistance

Personal Skills: Transfiguration A, Eyes of the Mind (False) B, Hawkeye B+

Statistics: Strength C, Agility C, Endurance C, Mana A, Luck C, NP EX

Appearance: An ordinary, albert unkempted man with messy hair, in a white T, blue jean, and straight jacket. Has a sniper rifle.

Starting Location: Shoreditch Park

Let the war begin

[5am. Use square brackets for meta speak]

The chanting calls me. I "hear" it, feel it, a faint but irresistable pull.

"Come forth" the chant whispers. "Guardian of the scales!"

I smile. So I am being summoned. And as a Servant no less. What a fascinating proposition.

I let the summons take hold.

...

I feel myself being forced into an uncomfortable shape...

...

I open my eyes. I stand on a stage, an empty theatre around me. In front of me stands a mage. I glance at his hand, and see command seals glowing on his hand. He shakes it like it was in pain and glances at it, then me, a look of awe on his face. I stare at him.

"I can't believe that worked" he says under his breath, then continues. "Greetings Servant! I am your master, Jonathan Dee. You will aid me in the Grail War. Just to make sure, what is your true name?"

I tilt my head. A name... One flashes into my mind.

"Johan, Master. You may call me Johan". A look of frustration fills his face.

"Johan? But, I was trying to summon you as Shakespeare! I've never even heard of Johan! I'm in the Globe Theatre and everything! How did it fail?". I glare at him.

"Well, I'm afraid you got me. And you are going to have to make do" Something changes in my voice. "What, are you a fan of Shakespeare's literature? All stolen. He barely wrote a single play, and the one he write did was edited beyond recognition by others by the time it reached the stage! Your hero is -" I stop. Dee is looking at me with horror. I tilt my head.

"Fascinating" I say.

"I apologise. I made use of one of my many skills without meaning to" I stride over to him. "My friend. Let this moment have never been. My name is Johan, and I am your Servant. I shall fight for you in this war, and we shall crush our enemies into the dirt, and with the Grail we shall both obtain our deepest desires" I smiled at him.

"My first question is thus: Do you have the means to set up a bounded field?"

"Yes, of course"

"Excellent. And do you have a home, a manor, a property?"

"Yes, of course. My family line has stretched back several centuries, and we have accumulated vast amounts of wealth"

"Then let us make haste. No doubt other servants are quickly being summoned, and we must begin our preparations at once"

• As i wake up i'm i was in the sky...OH F*CK I cried out as i crashed on too someone...a girl who i landed face first in the chest i was more struggling to breathe*

"HEY HOW THE HELL IS THAT FOR AN ENTRANCE" *She kicks me in the face oh to hell with this*

"Are girls a bit more reserved than this???" *I Pointed out but then realized where i was i didn't remember much but as i was lost in thought i managed to dodge a drop kick from the young lady she had a brunnete hair and seemed to be around 17-18 years old*

"Tsk i summoned a pervert" *HARSH AF and I'm not remembering my stupid luck*

"Ok cool it sister I'm your servant as far as i understand so cool it"

"Can't do anything about it...anyway i'm Marie and I'll be your master"

"Well I'm red so I guess that's enough...where are we??"

"The London Theatre is where we are"

"Why a theatre though?"

"My family owns the place and set up a bounded field"

"Gotcha"

[Nah, all good]

We arrive at my Master's house in Newington, a large manor, but not one grand enough to stand out. As I pass through the gates, I feel a slight magical buzz around me - I've just passed into a bounded field. Presumably one to repel unwanted invaders and warn the manor's inhabitants of attacker entering.

The doors open and we enter inside, and several maids and a butler welcome him in. A young maid stares at me as I pass by, and I turn my head and stare at her. She squeaks, and tears begin form as she looks at me, but a sharp glance from the Butler silences her. I hold back a smirk.

We make our way inside his office, and he sits down at a desk. Various magical items liter the surrounding shelves and drawers, daggers and amulets and rings.

"So this is your house Master? It is impressive. And I sense a powerful bounded field too"

"Why thank you Johan. My ancestors have each contributed to it, layering the field to make it far stronger and more versatle than an average bounded field. Even a Servant would likely be heavily weakened trying to enter, and any unwelcome mage might as well be a normal human within these walls. Additionally, the bounded field is almost completely sealed off from the outside worl - it is impossible to sense any magic from within unless you are standing directly in front of the gates"

"Sounds perfect. I'll need you to make some alterations to it Master"

"What? Why?"

"One of my abilities is only usable from within my own territory. If you could key me into the field's matrix, I would be able to call this manor my territory and make use of my abilities here. I could also attempt to secure the leylines of the area, which would allow me to use my abilities anywhere within London, but it would take several days time, and I doubt we have that long"

"Well then yes, of course. Is that your only request .. you know, I know your name, but I never got your class. What are you?"

Again, I tilt my head. I think for a moment, then hold out my hand. A large metal spear appears in my hand, a ring around the handle section. It appears thin, streamlined and almost futuristic. I give it a few experimental swings, and the speed of my motion causes papers on his desk to flutter around.

"I am Lancer"

I dismiss the spear, and it vanishes.

"I do have some other questions though. Master, are you able to create spy familiars? Or other forms of sensory equipment?"

"Of course"

"Good. It would be prudent of you to create several and begin sending them out over the city. 6 others should do, one for each of the other Servants [Johan doesn't know extra classes have been summoned]. More if you can, but 6 at the minimum

"I will instruct some of my employees. Many of them are adept mages in their own right. You shall have 6 spy familiars by midday."

"Perfect. One final question master. Do you have any combat magic?"

"Uh, some. I'm capable of some healing magic and I know how to use the Gandr curse. However, should you engage in battle, the majority of my mana supply will be used towards giving you power, so I won't be able to use my abilities much while you are fighting"

"A pity. Very well. Call me when you need me. I shall begin some preparations of my own"

I take spirit form and fly onto the rooftop. A pity about his mana supply. While I should be able to battle effectively on my own, I shall need to find an alternate source of mana if I want him to be able to support me, or utilise the full potential of my abilities. I look out onto the street.

A few drunken passerbyers walk through the darken morning sky. Dawn will soon being to break. I move towards the drunks, and quickly consume their souls, before they have even had time to shout. The mana they give me is tiny. I'll need far more of it if I am to be at peak condition.

[And now I'll wait for everyone else to get through their opening phases]

After getting summoned in a magus'workshop, I speak up to the young man standing before me.

"I am the Rider Class Servant Ramesses, I look forward to working with you master.

"Ramesses? I was going for Karna but this will do, It wasn't the expected result but it can't be helped seeing as this is a modified copy of the True Heaven's Feel ritual of Fuyuki. Ramesses do you have any memories of using the "Brahmastra?

"Hah I'm the great King of kings of Egypt to think I would posses a...

Suddenly I feel like I'm dragged to another world that appears like if time had stopped. With multiple images passing by I recognise them since I have experienced them even though I shouldn't have. Seeing images of me shooting arrows at a chariot even though I'm a terrible Archer and even fighting a knight to a stand still while he was wielding a holy sword that I recognise as Arondight.

Feeling like I lived through 3 different lifetimes I finally get back to reality. While shaking a bit I answer my master's question with a firm nod.

"You see Ramesses this is different from a regular Holy Grail War. Deciding that they needed better control over the servants and eliminating weaknesses, the mage association modified the ritual as a result they also made it possibly to summon strange Servants due to the definition of a "hero" being blurred. and One of these "heroes" is what you are, using a catalyst for the sun I managed to summon you with different aspects of heroes associated with the Sun. This is the first holy grail war ritual with this system, they where originally going to do it in America but they decided to do it here instead due to them not being sure they could prevent a abnormal Ruler getting summoned there.

"I understand, so basically I'm Ramesses with a mix of Gawain and Karna thrown in?

"That is the basics yes. But do not worry the lesser grail here will still summon the greater grail that will grant you your wish.

"I see master, I will not order you to reveal your wish if you do not want to, since a pharaoh does not involve himself with the affairs of his subjects. But I want to know their names at least.

"Oh right how rude of me, my name is Oskar. I have sent out multiple familiars to scout the entirety of London as soon as a servant is spotted we will engage in battle. During battle I will let you call the shots as well as deciding if you want an alliance or not, but please consult me before doing so.

"I understand until then I'm free to do whatever right?

The moment he nodded I turn into spirit form to look around the modern world.

I have been summoned, I look at the young lady in front of me, she must be my Master

"Hello Master, I am the Saber Class Servant, Justin Sowei..." I tell her

"Well, seeing as I have summoned a Saber, this War is as good as won, isn't it?" She says, quite confident in the abilities of a Saber Class servant

"Well, Master, I would not be so sure, our enemies may have greater abilities than I, Class alone shall not be the deciding factor." I reply, but my Master doesn't seem happy with what I had said

"W-Well.... Whatever" she says, "Now let's go, we can't just stay in an art gallery forever" she then takes my arm and drags me out of the Whitechapel Gallery, and heads to her home, an apartment building in London

As I awaken I hear four sounds echoing through the cylindrical room, the first is loud blowing of wind, the second is the sound of engines, the third is the voice of a man chanting, and the fourth is the agonized screams of dozens of people. Searching the knowledge given to me of this time period, I think So this is what this world's air travel is like, how pleasant. It seems I am a servant in this war, though it seems I have many pasts.

I could have become any of these five servants… no is it six? Three humans and an Oni of the past, one being from the future [keep in mind, based on Owari's situation in game 2, moon cell events haven't occurred yet in our world], and the faintest trace of a servant from another world? And yet, I'm all of them and thus none of them. What shall I call myself? I guess as an unknown combination I'll just call myself a Blah… no, as I'm of the Assassin class I'll call myself Blahssassin.

A voice echoes in my head saying "the nameless servant's true name is now 'Blahssassin'!" I laugh a bit to myself, what a strange war.

Ater that voice finishes, the chanting ends and my body fully forms. I look around, it seems the screaming is coming from people who have been tied up and cursed, rather than being the normal sound of an airplane, how disappointing. Out the window I see a large building of glass, it seems to be the place known as the shard.

In front of me stands a young man in his early 20s. He wears an insane smile, but in his eyes there's a hint of exasperation. He must be my master. "Man, I can't believe I managed to pull off the ritual in time even though there was a flight delay, good thing planes are so spacious these days. Now then, my name is Aneil Insley, your master, what might your name be?" [The name's not as bad as Justin Sowei, but I'd say it's still a little bad.]

"Blahssassin of the Assassin class. I seem to be a number of different servants." I answer with no hesitation, and continue staring straight into the eyes of my master, in order to show that I'm serious. He stares back blankly for a moment, then bursts into laughter.

"Pffft- hahahahaha! Man that's great! Those so called big shots thought they'd go around changing the ritual to make their summonings easier, but instead they give us some weird amalgamates? And this after that abrupt scene change? They're gonna be in some deep **** with the rest of the association for all these screw ups! I can't wait to see the looks on their faces."

This master seems interesting, but I'd best keep him focused. "Ahem, master. Do you have any other requests or orders." And a smile comes over my face "Might I ask what we are doing with those humans?"

"Oh right, so you're an Assassin, huh? I guess that's alright, I'd always wanted to try letting a berserker run lose in front of the Empire State Building, but that dream was long dead before the war started. But it would have been nice to have someone with the riding skill… you wouldn't"t happen to be able to pilot plane would you Assassin? The original pilot's already gone insane from my curses."(Aneil)

"Piloting it? No. But if it's something simple like controlling its crash, that little should be fine." I begin controlling air flow outside of the plane to.

"Good, then could you crash it into that building? You can refuse your prana with the people on this flight or in the building as we go, I've gotten enough entertainment out of them already" He says as he points to an apartment complex in the distance. I begin controlling the winds again and the plane begins making a wide turn as it loses altitude. The plane crashes into the building creating a massive fireball as I focus on protecting my master and absorb the souls and mana of the humans I kill.

After the crash my master tells me, "thanks, that helped a lot! You should probably conceal your presence now since once we leave the plane we'll have left my bounded field. But my building is just a few blocks away, and has some great barriers around it, so we'll head there. And don't worry, to normal people this will just seem like a bad accident."

And thus my foray into this war began.

Using my Clairvoyance EX skill, I look into the past and future to see if me and my Master would have any trouble on the way to her home, seeing into the future, I see that a plane would crash into my Master's apartment complex [assuming that's what you meant to happen, Blah], possibly killing her in the process, I then stop letting my Master drag me around

"We should find another place to stay, something bad is going to happen to your home, Master" I tell her, hoping to avoid her early demise

"W-What do you mean, Saber?" She asks, confused

"I had seen using my Clairvoyance skill that a plane will crash into your apartment complex soon after we arrive, Master" I tell her once more, this time going into detail

"F-Fine.....but where would we go, Saber?" She asks

"Perhaps, we could go back to Whitechapel and admire the art for a while to pass the time as we think about where we will stay, or perhaps we can get some more...modern clothing for me, so I won't stick out as much as I currently do" I suggest, considering that she seems to actually like dragging me around

"Getting clothes for you is a better option, I think" she says, and I also agree, if am to be out in public and not in spirit form, then I should at least look the part of an ordinary human

"Although" she continues, "you should wait in the alley while I get clothes for you, or enter spirit form and at least help me find something for you"

"I shall enter spirit form then, we will also be able to communicate in case I notice an enemy approaching" I say, entering spirit form as my Master heads towards a clothing store instead

[Hooray for Clairvoyance EX]

As I'm wandering the streets consuming the souls of drunks, homeless, prostitutes and everyone else I come across (happily there were several mages in that group, so I do have a nice amount of mana gathered up), I hear a massive explosion. I look back across the city to see a massive plume of smoke rising into the sky. A massive explosion, just as the Grail war begins? Unlikely to be a coincidence.

I telepathically inform my master of the explosion, take on spirit form and fly over to the site of the explosion, engaging Monte Cristo Mythologie as I do to hide my name, skills and Noble Phantasm, and make my stats appear 1 rank lower than they really are.

[Assassin was summoned and crashed a plane into an apartment complex which just happens to be where Saber's Master lives. Saber, making sure he and his Master will have no trouble on the way to the apartment saw this with Clairvoyance and decided to stay away from that situation, and now Lancer is on his way to the explosion. Rider and Gunner were also summoned, yet they're currently doing their own thing, although, that might change soon]

[tl;dr Assassin make building go boom, Saber uses the Joestar secret technique, and Lancer goes to see boom]

• We walked through the area which then Marie came talking about things that i wouldn't know though the grail has given me info on this*

"Anyway I forgot what class are you??"

"Well I'm archer class"

"You don't look like one though"

"I get that" *I look more like gangster in my opinion then as I look around we saw an explosion*

"Wow that was wickedly nutty"

"Yeah we should ignore it for now"

"I guess so we can't charge in anyway i need to shop a bit"

"K" *As she went in while i waited in spirit form I suddenly see a vision of a fight* "kh..." *What was that a vision that felt so familliar who was that man?? He has a book and i had my spear clashing...then i started hearing a language that i couldn't understand "sahhfuhsudhfjdhhausaddfhgdsabdsbsvs" I turned pale i was in a cold sweat and it continued "SIDHSJHKAHSDAHAHGDJSDGDGUAGSYSSDHSDDGDSHADSGDGDSAYDIDGYDGSDASGYDSIYAJSHDSHGAHGHSAGHJDGSDHDSHSDADHDSGHDSHDHAGSDHGDSHIDSIGSDIGSGSDGSDIGSDIGDIGIGIGIGDIGADSIDSGDIGDIAIGDSGDSYGDYDAGGYDDGGDGDIGAGDIGDIGDYGGYGAYGGHDBKNEBHBNDJBHWBIHEBDIWB"* "Stop it..." *No i will not let this take hold of me...then what made me snap was..."My...OJSJADHHS" this made me leap back and my master came to see mean in a pathetic state*

"What happened??" *She looked really worried but i can't let her keep worrying about me*

"Nothing i just had a vague memory let's go if you're done" *Why...why did i see that vision and hear a language i can't recognize yet felt i could understand as well...*

[I'm not spamming that's a way to say that the voice in archer's head said an unknown language that can't be said nor understood when read or something]

As my master and I return to his home. I briefly sensed a presence on the way, but my master was using a bounded field that had been set up in advance to hide himself as he communicated with his allies, and I was using presence concealment, so we weren't sensed.

I would have liked to observe the servant, but my master said I should check out what we have in our base first.

So that's what I do. Upon entering the premise of the high-rise building my master supposedly owns, I can immediately sense dozens of magus who had been completely hidden from the outside, and then I realize that my steps have become heavier and my movements have dulled.

My master explains to me "What do you think? This is the base my organization has created. Quite the masterpiece isn't it? Magic from within can't be felt outside, and the weakening effect is pretty great, most magus can't do much in the way of spell-casting here, and a normal human would just die. Even a servant like you is feeling a bit weaker,right? I'll talk to someone to get that fixed. There are also hundreds of magic item based traps to capitalize on that weakness, but they aren't activating since I'm with you. Oh yeah, keep this hit on the down low, but I've also set up hidden cameras on each of them so I can watch whenever some poor fool sneaks in and gets caught. Watching their writhing is always a pleasant experience." I'll have to ask to see those later.

"It boasts a strong defense from the outside, it's not perfect, but a magus isn't gonna be breaking it, and it could at least survive a few C or above rank strikes. Further out there's a detection field and a field to dissuade weaker beings like normal humans, machines, animals, or familiars from approaching. Over a hundred of us so called geniuses spent years putting this thing together, as well as one in New York. We started the moment we learnt the mage's association had narrowed the location to these last two options."

My master's eyes are full of pride, so I compliment the base. Then another man comes running up to talk to my master. They seem to be friends. Apparently there was some betting on who would manage to summon a servant, and this man just won massively thanks to master and me.

We arrive in what seems to be a gathering place, and I can hear lots of whispering from master's allies, most of them are shocked that he succeeded despite the circumstances of his arrival. And he doesn't seem to be the most well liked member of this group. I wonder if it's bravery or foolishness that keeps these people talking despite knowing I could slaughter any and all of them on a whim.

After master goes over plans with other higher ups in his organization, he says, "Assassin, go check on the situation back where we landed, the other servants should have gone to check it out, see if it looks like any fights or alliances are forming." Finally. The instant he says that I'm gone, my presence is concealed, and I'm back to watch the crash site.

[@ St George's Cathedral]

In the middle of dust that explosion created stood a man...190 cm tall...with black and white armored....and the most crazy long ass white colored hair you even seen.

....."so i guess you are my servant in this war is suppose?" The poor-looking Man in the Pastor outfit asked the Tall man.

the tall man answer with the nod.

"Ok Then! After i win this war!, i! Diego! Will wish for The never-ending Fortune! and Reputation!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!" pastor(?) Laughing with joy.

"And then let see!" Pastor(?) said as he check the his servant stats.

"Hm...i see!, a Berserker!!" He said with pleased tone in his voice.

"But wait.." pastor(?) Said with curious in his voice.

"What with this NP's and skil set?" He said with disbelief....."you know what? Never mind!!" He then thown all that curiousness away.

"Why did i need to worry with servant as strong as you!" He said with prideful voice.

"Anyway..." he then look the aftermess "Can you please clean this up? If everyone see this their will not pleased." He asked Berserker to clean everything up....with Berserker Only nod and go to interact with the explosion size.

"Alright! I wil go to sleep now!" He said before turn back and go to sleep.........'My dad! Why did i even asked someone like Berserker to Clean something up!???' He then turn back as fast as he can to stop Berserker!

"Wait! Berserker! You don't need t-...What in the actual f@#k?" Just to see that everything has been Fixed to the point that it look Good as new....you see the differrent between Old area and Fixed area.....the he looking back to The Berserker who in the Worker Outfit and all kind of equipment laying all around him.

....."OK! That it!! I going to sleep goodnight!!" He said out loud with tired voice before walking to Bed room.

Having reached the site of the explosion, I look around. A plane crashed into the building. I can see fire fighters at work. I enter in spirit form, and observe the area. Several corpses are being moved out, and I move over to check them. It hasn't been long since their death, and their souls should still be around, and yet... Nothing. Something else was here, and has already eaten their souls. Most likely another servant, given the context. I can't sense anything around, but I am still cautious. It could be Assassin, or another class with a concealment ability. I prepare myself to attack if necessary, and continue up the apartment. As I look around, I see a few magical artifices in the ruins of a apartment. I take a moment to look, but I don't see any corpses with magic circuits, so I assume the Mage was out. I leave the apartment building, to wait and observe for any other servants that might be attracted to the explosion on a nearby rooftop.

[Story's redux]

"Time to wipe the map early."

He silently spoke. Turning part of himself into BP Drive, he propel himself out of the ground as lightning speed. The speed of it managed to create shockwave that's more than enough to catch everyone intention, breaking window and eardrum of civilian miles away. But it was too late...

Soon enough, he found himself above the Earth, right at a geostationary orbit right above London.

"Now then... Would it be fine to set the crater level to be the entire London City?"

He said, not joking with himself. He then began firing his NP, combining both the strength and quality of a living NP, and the power of the hero who sacrifice himself to draw a power enough to draw the boundary...The BP drive he used earlier to escape from Earth, now he's going to used it to deliver a massive orbital bombardment onto London.

The preparation is complete, now he's only need to pulled the trigger...

...Is the dream he have, before he wake up. Finding himself standing in a middle of a park, he look around, to find his master, shivering in fright.

"You...what the heck do you planning to do !?"

Said a young man, of about 20, before he delivered a chop onto the Servant's head.

"...Ouch."

"Stop being sarcastic, I'm the one who have to said that here." The young man continued to speak, while caressing his arm out of pain.

Feel that he should stop pitying him now (despite only wake up about a few dozen seconds ago), the Servant ask:

"So...are you my Master?"

"Hell yeah I am." The young man speak pridefully, showing the Command Spell on his forehand. " The more importance question is...what the hell do you intend to do?"

"...That vision...So you're..."

"A fortune teller, yes. As I summoned you, I also suddenly receive the vision...Really, again, what the hell do you even thinking then?"

"...Who know? It haven't happened yet, isn't it?"

Seeing the Servant smile refreshingly, the Master given up.

"...Don't joke about that shit...Okay, let do an introduction to each other. My name is William Fortune, as I said before I'm a fortune teller. What's your True Name?"

"...Drive."

"Drive, is it. From that vision earlier, and the sniper rifle right behind you, I could safely assume that you're an Archer, right?"

"...Gunner."

"Huh?"

"I'm a Gunner, actually."

"Gunner huh...Don't know if I could even consider it to be a good thing..."

William said, as he scratch his head, feeling annoyed.

"...Welp, doesn't matter. So, I could count on you to win this War, right?"

William then look straight into Drive's eyes, confirming his intention. Drive then silently nodded.

"...That's that then. So, before we started..."

"Should I wipe the map early then, Master?"

"I said what the hell do you even thinking!?"

The sound of another chop in the head disturb the silent of the park, along with another groaning sound as William caress his hand again...

"So, what's exactly could you do?"

"Before that though, Master... Is this place properly shielded?"

Looking around how they're standing in a middle of a park, Drive gave out a concerned look.

"...So you notice huh... This pocket bounded field is pretty much only good for concealment and basic defense."

Said so, he took it out from his pocket. It's box, with the shape of a trigrams engrave on the top.

"If you Servants fight, and a stray shot happen to come at me, there's not much chance I'll live through it...That's where you come in, right?"

Saying so, William smirk at him.

"Don't worry, my fortune said that I'll be fine, having such a reliable Servant such as you...hard to believe though."

He said, looking at the shabby clothes the Servant wear.

"So, exactly, what could you do?"

"...Well, for starter, this."

Saying so, Drive then touch his hand on the pocket bounded field. After a green light glow and faded, Drive then explain:

"With this, you could survive abit more than a stray shot. Next..."

After that, Drive then used his hand to touch as his head. Nearly an instant later, he let his hand go.

"...So that what you can do."

"Lastly, is this."

Drive then take out his straight jacket, and give it to him.

"...Are you sure you want to give me this?"

"This is for insurance. It's not like you have any fighting skill whatsoever."

"Harsh...I do have a feel that this is going to be one heck of an insurance."

Saying so, William then wear it over his body.

"So, like we planned huh?"

Hearing such, Drive silently nodded. Through use of his transfiguration skill, he turned the rifle on his back, which was part of his body, into a briefcase. The briefcase began emitting small particles of dust, also part of him, blown aloft by a breeze conjured by his master. Oer the course of the next few days they would spread throughout the city, and allow him to know the position of any servant within.

"Now then, I'm going to turn off the concealment...So, do you want to eat something?"

"No thanks...I don't need nourishment."

"Come on, don't be shy...I know someplace that's open in this wee hours. It's going to be good, I'll bet my fortune..."

And so, they silently go out of the park, and into the city.

A loud boom was heard of in a certain direction.

"What was that!?"

Hearing so, Drive then jumped off to a certain building. After looking at the crash, he then immediately jumped down, before the sight of the surprised Master.

"Does all of you guy're monster like that..."

"Look like a plane crashed onto an apartment complex, creating a huge explosion."

"...I guess that no normal human survive then?"

"Most likely."

"Hah...This war is ******* crazy, already...No, with you earlier, I should've notice that."

Thinking about what was happen, he can only give out a big sigh.

"...Your vital, though nervous, remain unchanged...This is your first time participating in this War, correct?"

"Yeah...but this is not my first time seeing someone died."

"?"

"Hey, it have to take some gut to participate in this right?...Anyway, the "dust" you're scatterring..."

"It's still take a few day before it's completely cover the entire city, yes."

"Well then, that mean until then, we don't have much to do right? Let just keep looking for a place to eat...this way."

Looking at the direction he was looking at - the same direction as the crash - Drive's looking at him with a knowing look.

"Hey, it's easier to look at it if we're closer to it, right? Plus, since this morning is going to be pretty hectic near the place, all the more easier to blend in...Come on, the breakfast at the Duck& Waffle is pretty good, you know."

"...Affirmative."

Smiling faintly, the two of them head to that direction, using the motocycles he used to come here, to this park.

Meanwhile, the wind blades come to all four corner of the city, spreading out from the center that's the park, and start spreading "dust"

I'm summoned in what seems to be an empty storage room, by someone who appears to be about the age of a university student. A kitsune mask and lengthy robes hide any of his/her identifiable features.

"You are... not what I expected. Who are you?"

"The name's Edel- I mean Lewis Seed, a Caster class servant."

"...Well I suppose it doesn't matter since you seem to be just as combat applicable, if not more so. I have one simple task for you, Caster. Kill anyone and everyone involved with this Grail War. Servants, masters, and all their allies. There must be no survivors."

"Sure can do, kiddo. Any personal preference to how it's done? Shall I slowly and painfully tear them limb from limb? Or maybe burn them to ash until there's nothing left-"

"I don't care how, as long as it gets done."

My master walks towards the eastern wall of the room, opening up a secret passage that seems to lead into the sewers.

"If you follow this path, you'll eventually come to a hideout I've prepared for you. Whether you decide to use it or not, I don't care."

He/she starts to head in the opposite direction, out of the storage room.

"Where are you off to?" I ask.

"I have preparations to attend to elsewhere." says The Mask.

"But don't worry, I'll be keeping an eye on your activities. Also, if and when we need to meet I'll come to you."

My master leaves the room, and I crawl into the sewers, with the passageway closing behind me.

-

I take my time as I go through the sewers, taking in the scenery. The foul stench, leaking walls, weird noises and almost complete darkness.

"This is nice."

In the deepest parts of the sewer, I finally arrive at the destination The Mask set for me. A large rat runs across my path and I swiftly block its escape, scooping it up into my hands. It frantically squirms and chomps down on my thumb.

"Aww I love you too little guy! I think I'll call you... Almo."

I stuff Almo into my pocket as I lower myself through a trapdoor into the hideout.

While I'm creating a makeshift rat cage, I hear a loud rumbling noise. An explosion from above? Looks like the others have started fighting without me. (Rude.) I'll just finish up this cage and... There. Okay, now it's time to go kill something. I begin to head in the direction of the noise.

[Had some catching up to do so I rolled the summon and reaction to the plane crash into one post.]

[Just Llama left then]

I sense two servants closing in. Facing multiple servants at once is hardly impossible given by abilities, but it is not ideal given my specialties, and I would prefer to have some information on my targets prior to battling with them all at once. While I am waiting for them to arrive, I spirit form down to the floor below, and burn a rings of symbols roughly six metres diamer into the ceiling. Black flame flickers slightly in the carvings. There's nothing really special about them. They won't weaken an enemy that enters, or seal their abilities. They don't warn of someone entering, not that such as thing is relevant here. They won't even last a day. They are simply my marking of an area. I spirit form back through the ceiling through the centre of the ring up to the roof above me, and send black flame upwards in a torrent, marking my presence to the approaching Servants.

I am here. Come and find me.

[Welp, I accidentally refresh while typing my message, so I guess I'll just say the gist of what happened]

[Last time, on Dragon Ball Z...] Saber uses Clairvoyance/his best ability to see if anyone was coming to where he and his Master are at/the clothes store while just saying "sure" to whatever his Master picks out for him, but he finds no enemy approaching, when they leave the store, Saber tells his Master that going to the plane crash would still be a bad idea, as it was likely not a coincidental random plane crash during a HGW, and that there are likely other Servants investigating the crash, his Master then jokingly suggests that they break into someone's home and use it for themselves, which Saber takes seriously and refuses, Saber's still unnamed Master says that she was only kidding and that a friend of hers has prepared a house with a bounded field before going away, they then head to Saber's Master's Friend's home to stay

It seems there are three servants nearby, the one I sensed before has just finished investigating the crash, and seems to be trying to watch for enemies, another is moving around underground a distance away from the first, and the last is walking around carefreely with his master right next to a place that's about to become a battlefield.

Recently the flow of the wind in the city has become unnatural, the origin of it was in the direction the third servant came from, it seems like he's spread something from there that gives off a presence similar to himself. I telepathically tell my master, and confirm that his thoughts are the same as mine, "worst case scenario, this could be a preparation to use a noble phantasm. It would feel a bit wasteful to use so much prana if it isn't, but that isn't important. All that matters right now is that we screw up whatever they're planning and laugh at their frustration and misery!"

So I control the winds and gather the particles the servant had spread before. I move it inside a distant bounded field created by my master's allies, where it won't spread and can be analyzed. Don't think you can just freely manipulate the winds while I'm here!

I see a large light appear above the crash site, as if calling out to the other servants, it must be the first one. I ignore it for now, but it seems it's about time I made a move as well. The third one was planning something, I should deal with him. I move closer to the third servant and his master, stopping on a rooftop 100 meters away, and begin controlling the flow of a certain fluid. That fluid is his master's blood, I'll pop him like a balloon! Once I do that, I'll just stop the flow of words from him so he can't invoke the true name of his NP. I'll watch his brief struggling as he fades from reality without his anchor. Thus my first assassination attempt began.

[i deleted the messages to clear the thread, so I'll just explain here. Andy thought you could have whatever rating and type of skill you wanted, even if it wasn't a rannking that any servant had. I fixed this. Using his transfiguration skill, he is currently emitting dust, which are pieces of himself, throughout the city using his master to blow them around with wind. As the dust is till part of him, it will allow him to sense motion through the dust and sense servants that get close to it. Conversely, the dust is still part of him, so other servants will sense the dust as if each piece was an extremely weak servant]

[Andy, what Blah is using is an OP application of his ability to control "things that flow" that I really should have thought of. It costs him a hell of a lot of mana though, so if something can force him to need to keep using that power for even a minute or so, he'll need to stop or else die from mana overuse]

[Also, 100 metres is close enough to sense, and he just prepared to attack so his presence concealment is down, and you don't need to activate your NP to use transfiguration attacks, so he hasn't made you completely helpless]

I sense a third servant presence pulse into being a couple blocks away in the same direction as one of the other presences. Assassin. He must have attacked one of the incoming servants. I turn to watch.

[I'm still wondering is this day or night???]

[With this and that happening, probably 5:40 ~ 6:20]

[Andy. These are your abilities:

NPs: Stella, System Keuranos, Enuma Elish (Enkidu)

Class Skills: Independent Action, Magic Resistance

Personal Skills: Transfiguration A, Eyes of the Mind (False) B, Hawkeye B+

Not one of these abilities (or a combo of them) lets you analyse your opponent's abilities. Enuma Elish means you can shoot chains and transform into chains. Transfiguration means you can shape your body into weapons and animals. The ability to be a living NP means precisely that and nothing more. You have the classification of "Noble Phantasm". It doesn't just let you create a new NP with custom abilities like analysis and power nullification for youself. Hawkeye is just good eyesight for shooting. Eyes of the Mind is just skilled combat. If System Keuranos is acting as a power source, sure, but that means any destruction it can do is scaled down and you should have specified that

"I still have ways". Sorry. This doesn't work. You need to clearly explain what you are doing, how it is a part of your Skills and/or NP. You can't just say the end result. By this same principle, if your combination of abilities (as in a combination of their functions, not the abilities themself) lets you make a rail gun, explain how the functions of your abilities allow that to happen, because otherwise it looks like you are just bullshitting with powers you do not have.]

[Andy, you appear to be trying to say that giving your master your jacket, which is a part of you thanks to transfiguration, gives your master your own magic resist. First, this would not protect your master from what Blah is doing, because A) the jacket doesn't protect your master from magic, it protects itself from magic and consequently B) because Blah isn't using some projectile magic attack that hits the jacket first, he's directly screwing with your master's bloodstream, the jacket will do nothing to nullify it. Second, and more importantly, if this is indeed what you are trying to imply, don't imply it. Unless it is so very very obvious that its not so much an implication as a big red flag with "i am doing this" labelled on it, like me marking the ground around me with my flames, it is a lot easier for everyone involved to blatantly say "oh, by giving my master this jacket that is a part of me and has my magic resistance, it will help protect against magical attacks".

Ok, sure you don't need to spell out some amazing master plan you are setting up and ruin the surprise, but anything and everything you do needs to be in line with what your abilities let you do, and if what you are doing doesn't sound like the description of what your abilities let you do, you better immediately explain how the functions of your abilities are letting you do it.]

As we walk through the area i saw a game center with tekken 7 fated retribution with my master who explained what the arcade machines work

"I'll challenge you to a tekken 7 match but I'm a big player in this game and currently i'm at True Tekken God Rank with Kazuya"

"Ok...if you want to win so badly we'll see" *We get into our seats and I selected Devil Jin was the character... seems to suit me while buying the card*

"Oh i'm about to reach tekken god prime this will be an easy win and i won't hold back" *though she is beating me with two perfects... no mercy...*

"After all that I think I can figure something out..." *I started to land counter attacks and was able to read her movements quite well until a two to two tie*

"This time i'mma gonna have to whip you down"

"Oi don't use BDSM right now..." *She managed to take down my health to practically one hp left **** but after realizing one thing I saw a good opening and managed to hit a death combo until i destroy her health...*

"WHAT THE HELL?? LUCKY"

"I don't know i just found out a small hole in your strength" *It's that electric duck it and punishable plus her defense has holes so if you let her attacks overwhelm you*

"TSK AGAIN" *After 100 games she was demoted to 27 dan and i was promoted to tekken god prime with devil jin next is Jin and Akuma caught my interest but i find it perculiar this jin has the same jacket as i do*

"Changing characters find i'll change to heihachi" *We still fought but i've been winning until Jin went to the same rank as my devil jin while later she changed to Bryan while i went with Akuma and went till tekken prime god then i tried Bryan myself with the card and told myself don't use my card if i want to use my mains because i just want to go easy...* "STOP WINNING you go my mains demoted..."

"Like i said woman i found a hole in each of your characters"

"How can you win if that's your first time??"

"I just yolo honestly i just go with the stylish moves that i think link and that's it"

"WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP LOGIC IS THAT? FROM WHAT IK THAT"S NOT EVEN A PERSONAL SKILL"

"Yeah i know i just learn things quickly"

"Anyway let's get a bite"

"Yeah agreed" *We walk to a cafe near the area*

[edit: made 3 mains to highest rank so i'm not using card for them OVO]

As we arrive to the house that my Master will be staying, I decide that I would like to go out by myself for the night, wearing casual clothing, I leave and wander the streets of London, still avoiding the area of the crash, with my Clairvoyance, I see if I ever miss anyone following me and if there will be any trouble along the way, I do not see anyone that I missed in the past, nor in the future [Although I might end up changing this if something happens, although the only Servants I might encounter would be Red or Hizack]

[Also hey Saber is finally doing something, while also being an idiot and not using spirit form]

...A hostile, moreover, they're already touch on Master.

Immediately, I transform my briefcase into a pair of Uzi. Then, using the lightning coasting through the gun, a flurry of Mach 100 bullets come out toward the sources.

...He's still in dangers. Look like the opponent want to pop his head already.

Looking at him, I can only sign... Why does I get summoned with a Master who's about to have his head explode without any protection?

Look like the opponent kept their distance...In that case...

I wrap my Master with clay. After he's properly secured, I instantly throw out both a flashbang and a smoke bomb. Then, sprouting wings, I immediately carried him and fly away from the battlefield, while hold the opponent in place with more bullets.

As I do, the opponent screams "No running!". She just casually stepped through my bullets. The blood already spraying from my master's wing forms a spear and pierces through my wing. I start reforming it immediately, but it costs me altitude. I desperately try to fly away further, but then my master screams and his head explodes in a gush of blood.

[Facepalming so hard right now… Monarch explained how to save your master. Yet instead of throwing him away and keeping me occupied yourself, you run away with him despite being slower, and weakening yourself by splitting off a bunch of clay. That's that, I'm just gonna kill him.]

After I refocus my efforts on the head, the servant encases his master in a clay-like substance, [Edit:now continued in my next message.]

[@Ramesses I crashed a plane and three moths went to the fire.]

[Whether or not you want to fight first day doesn't really matter at this point, you got dragged into one against a character that doesn't plan to let up]

He grows wings and tries to flee upwards, but I'm faster. The blood that's already been ripped from his master's head violently shoots towards his wing, piercing it, and the Archer begins to lose altitude.

"No running!" I yell to him.

He tries to repair his wing, but before he can escape his master's head explodes.

Puhahahahaha! I laugh as I prepare to stop him from invoking any noble phantasm's true name through the flow of words and move closer to him.

[@Blah Your suggestion of how your Charisma works fine. As for Divinity and Mystery, I'll just customise it so it works based on a higher sin count or something instead. Or just merge it with MCM's flames when I use it.

>Flames of hell that burn the soul

>A trident (fine, a spear, but I can make a trident)

>Can give myself horns

>Try to "tempt" people into joining me or commiting suicide

> Name referencing a famous legend about a demon

> Can summon hell on earth

>Am ********* * ***** (this will be revealed at some point)

Hooray, I'm one step away from literally being the devil]

[.....Monarch did you make yourself a beast of calamity]

[No, nothing so overt. I learnt my lesson from last game. The reveal is more along the lines of "oh, so that's why some things went screwy, oh well I guess we'll keep fighting for the grail anyway" than "oh look, main boss"]

[Literally Satan, main boss confirmed ovo]

[Satus Update:]

• So, Gunner's master is dead, and he is fleeing.

• Assassin's letting Gunner go because she's a ****** who wants to see him struggle and die.

• Caster's on his way to where Assassin is.

• Lancer's standing around 100m away from where Gunner was, saw the master pop.

• Berserker's hiding in a church

• Avenger hasn't been summoned yet due to internet issues.

• Saber is wandering the city streets.

• Archer is kicking his master's ass in Tekken.

• Rider is wandering

[From Goetia's page

-Clairvoyance (ÕìâÚçîþ£╝, Senrigan, lit. "Thousand-League Eyes"): connotes superior visual perception and dynamic occipital capture, such as to supplement the long-range aiming of projectile weapons. At higher ranks, it is possible that the bearers of this skill have acquired such abilities as precognition ("future vision") and other forms of perception beyond standard eyesight (X-ray vision and so forth). Solomon's EX Rank in this skill allows him to view the past, present, and future simultaneously. Goetia is able to utilize this power while using Solomon's body]

I watch a servant sprout wings and attempt to fly into the air, carrying a man sized lump of clay. Before he get's very far though, a spray of blood impales his wing, and a second later the head of the clay lumo explodes.

I turn back to look at the other servant [So Andy can write whatever he wants to do without my perspective interfering]. They are dressed in a large cloak. They also can apparently control blood, which explains how they made that master's head explode. They don't appear to be pursuing the other servant, so I don't either. Instead, I leap over, my black cloak unfolding like wings across the dawn sky and I glide over to their building, landing on the opposite side of the roof.

"Hello there" I say amniably. "Come here often?"

As I'm walking over towards the Archer's direction, preparing to cancel his noble Phantasms from and slowly kill him, I think of something more fun. He's dying anyway, why limit myself to a few minutes of fun? I control his former master's blood to split one of his wings off, and he falls to the ground as I again prepare to stop his noble phantasm from activating. I run to where he's falling avoiding his fire, killing any witnesses in the area as they scream about the gunshots, blood falling from the sky, and the fact that they can't hear anymore. I take their souls to not be wasteful.

Still, it's incredible that even with such destruction of his balance and with his concentration breaking this Archer can still fire with this level of accuracy, even if it's not enough to get in a solid hit. But I yell to him with my charisma active "Stop wasting prana you insignificant bug!" Not only charisma, but also stronger effects of migraine fruit take action.

When I reach him, I pick up the wing that fell to the side and say, "Thanks for putting on this little show for me, watching your feeble resistance was enjoyable. But that show has ended. But as an Archer, you have a second chance. I'm stopping you from activating your noble phantasms, and without them you will lose. So use your class skill, and put on a good show for me squirming like a bug until you disappear!" My charisma will bring out fear within him and impress my strength into his mind.

Then I hold the wing up and tell him "Instead of your life, this will be my trophy. I look forward to watching you struggle in vain."

I begin eliminating any remaining witnesses, while keeping an eye on Archer as he flees. After I've had my meal, our little voyeurist friend arrives. He asks me, "Hello there. Come here often?"

He even waited until I finished cleaning up, seems like an interesting fellow. "Hello there mister voyeurist, did you enjoy today's domination play? And yes, seeing as I've been here three times since coming into existence this morning, I suppose I do come here quite often."

[Incitement is basically that you always know what, when, and how to say something to manipulate people, right? So I figured having you wait until what I thought would be the best time to approach Blahssassin would make sense.]

[And I was just saying the thing about gender to put it out there, not specifically telling or correcting you or something like that.]

"3 times you say? So am I to assume you were the one to cause our little explosion over there?" I gesture to the building

"Of course, who else? Ah, could it be? Do you like my handiwork? After such a beautiful symphony of screams, I thought that an explosion was the perfect way to send those souls off." It's a girl. Her smile under her hood is beaming.

"Why of course. Fire is the best way to kill. It gets them ready for what comes next" I beam back. "I must say, that little show you put on just then was fascinating. You enjoy suffering do you? A bit of the ol' S of the S&M?" I chuckle slightly

"Hahaha!" Assassin laughs loudly, and her smile widens. "There's nothing quite like it, the faces of fear and horror, the screams of agony and cries for help, the begging for mercy in its many forms, the squirming and struggling for life, and the body contorting in death. Truly, nothing else can match!". Her voice is increasing in intensity as she speaks.

"Truly, you are an assassin after my own heart. Not literally of course. Not for a while hopefully. For you see, I do believe that we would make a fine team. What say you to a little bit of a truce? I'll distract the foes from the front, and you make them go pop from the back with that little blood control you just showed. An excellent strategy, don't you think?"