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(GRACE) "Stupid Gelatin! You made me look bad!"

Psychomaster35

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Gelati was shown throwing forks in random directions, until one fork accidentally hits Four in the back.

Four: WHO DID THIS!?

Everyone points at Gelatin, who makes a worried face.

Gelatin: Wait, no-

Before he could say anything, he was struck with a massive Zappy, sending him into the horizon as he screamed.

Barf Bag: Gelatin!

Snowball: Nah, he deserved it...

(Meanwhile)

We cut to the middle of Nowhere, where Eustace was shown cleaning the house while Muriel and Courage were out just to take some time away from him.

Eustace: Ugh, stupid housework... Im already fini-

But before he could finish what he was saying, something crashes into the front of his house, destroying the wall.

Eustace: Grr...

In anger, he walks up to the thing that crashed into his house, revealing to be a green blob of Gelatin, which he picks up by the leg.

Gelatin: Whoa! What gives?

Eustace: I dont know what the heck you are, but YOU are gonna pay for the damages!

In fear, Gelatin manages to punch Eustace in the face, making him drop him as he ran off.

Eustace: Thats it! Im getting me mallet!

Eustace pulled out his mallet from the closet, and ran after Gelatin, who attempts to throw a fork at him, only for Eustace to smack it off.

Gelatin: Hehe, sorry?

Eustace: Get outta here!

Eustace attempts to smack Gelatin, only for him to grab the hammer, pushing him back a bit.

Gelatin: Fine! If thats how you want it...

Gelatin punches Eustace back, pushing him back a few meters.

Gelatin: Come at me! I dare ya!

Eustace: Youve made a big mistake, YOU STUPID GELATIN!

Both get into fighting stances.

Conditions
Speed is equalized, both are 7-B, and the battle is in front of the Bagge's house. Both start 10 meters away from each other. Eustace has access to his mallet, a baseball bat, an axe, and his shotgun, while Gelatin has 5 freeze juice syringes, 20 forks, his acid spitballs, and his hammer.

Who wins?

Thats it, Im getting me mallet!:

Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy: 7 (I'm Blue daba dee daba die, Soupywolf5, GoCommitDi, Buttersamuri, One strange boi, Kriskirby, Randomperosn)

D'oh!:

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This reminds me Eustace needs Mid regen since his mid-high feat isn't legit, apparently

Well, it seems Eustace has the lifting strength, toon force and maybe experience advantage, but if he gets frozen, its lights out, and given his personality, it's pretty likely for that to happen if he doesn't repeatedly shoot Gelatin on time (not a vote by the way, atleast for now)
 
Also Gelatin apparently is pretty good at dodging Danmaku (So a shotgun shouldn't be too big of a problem), and he has a nice AP advantage (21.9 Megatons vs. 79.53)
 
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