Fish solider vs Purple Pirate

Sans is dead. A sad day in the underground. A Purple Pirate wanted for his murder. While Patchy roamed the Underground, a certain weapon wielding armored fish was there. This was shovel knight. He also killed sans. Interesting. But then they both run into another armored fight. Undyne! She seemed revenge. Shovel knight had completely vanished as being a quick gag joke and never actually was there. So they prepare for battle

Undyne starts in her Undying form

They starts 40 meters away, cause nobody ever uses 40

Speed is equal

Who wins and why?

Undyne:

Patchy the Pirate:

Inconclusive/Draw:

Bloodlusted Patchy solos Undertale


Now we wait...

I just realized. I can't have speed unequal. Patchy hard blitzes then.