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"God dangit, Atari, that does it! I'm gonna kick this game's ass!" Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle (GRACE)

XitSign

XitSign

He/Him
3,134
1,791
(I never thought my life would come to this...)

Hank is trying to enjoy a little free time with those 'new-fangled videogames', but this paddle just keeps on cheating. He's sure of it! Well no more, he's going to try kicking that rectangle's ass!

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Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle - Both 9-B, Speed Equalized, Pong Paddle can use summons (will restrict if needed)

"I like this new generation of video games": 0

An actual rubber paddle: 8

This fight returns to the void from whence it came: 0

Hankhilll
Pong Paddle (Pong The Next Level)
 
Hank should be able to handle the summons but Attack Reflection is gonna be a big problem for him if he only uses guns in this case, and then the unstoppable swarm of animals should do him in.

Pong paddle probably takes this.
 
To be entirely honest, I'm not sure how we got here either...but as long as my ridiculousness is encouraged I'm going to see how far we can push this Paddle in combat.

...Two for the Pong Paddle giving Hank a paddlin'
 
This truly is the worst timeline

Pong will slowly dominate all, we are the fools who unleashed its power (...So what ridiculous matchup is next?)
 
I noticed, only poking fun mostly at myself about us getting to this point. ...Nothing else to do but to keep putting Pong in fights until someone does the right thing and stops me.
 
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