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I actually do it: Bowser vs Bill REMATCH (Done, needs to be added)

Christian_Higdon

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Since Bill is 2-A but his hax is mostly 3-D, this may be fair.

Speed Equalized.

2-B Bowser vs 2-A Bill.

Bowser has a week of prep-time, so all his weapons.

Battle is in Oregon.

Who wins?

A Koopa God: 7

A Nacho God: 0

Tie: 0

NotAMarioFan Dreamy Bowser
SHOWTIME!

Bill cipher 1
I'M OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, KID.
 
Ok...? Bowser is 3-D => All of Bill's hax will work

How fast can Bowser use his hax? Because Bill just snaps his fingers and Bowser is literally dead.
 
You missed your chance to use a Bowsette picture. I am sorely disappointed.
 
How is Bowz NOT 4-D?

He merged with a 4-D artifact for crying out loud.
 
If he attacks first, which may be likely.

Also, speed is equal, so both can do it at the same time.
 
I'm gonna quote Azzy's post from the old thread:

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot said:
1. The Star Rod does not remotely operate on the scale Bowser and Bill are fighting on, here.
2. There is no justification given for why the Star Rod provides Plot Manipulation.

3. Bowser has zero viable counters presented for the extremely viable tactic of Bill hitting him with anything once.
 
Well, then.

Even then, he has other weapons.

Like say, the Dream Stone-OH. WAIT.
 
Quick question (and I've been asking this many times):

Where does Plot manipulation come from in Bowsers profile?
 
So yeah, I don't see how this isn't a stomp in Bill's favor.

Bowser is a 3-D with 4-D powers => Not just 1 but all of Bill's hax will work. In addition to Bill having a massive AP advantage and can just snap his fingers before Bowser can literally do a thing.
 
Dimentio can mindhax so maybe. But depends on how fast can he do it.

Edit: Just realized Bowser has that also. How fast can he do it?
 
I don't remember how fast Bowz did it. But maybe just him using a weapon and insta-mind.
 
Bowser's mindhax could possibly work on Dreamy Luigi, who is 4-D IIRC.
 
ShadowWarrior1999 said:
Bill's resistance is pretty weak though and it's likely going to get removed.
So basically

Bowser walks all over him.

Is that right?
 
It sort of is. Either that or he just holds a hand out like Star Wars.

Way above finger snaps.

He's likely to lead with mind hax. He has preparation.
 
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