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JSW vs Thomas the Wank Engine

JustSomeWeirdo

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Thomas's currentlty rated at Small Building level based on a calc by Megaboy Prime

"But JSW, what's the problem with that?" You may be asking

Well, if you are to look here

You'll see a problem

Why, there's nothing there, of course! Is this calculation merely invisible? No, because there isn't a blog post, it just doesn't exist outside of a single image of an online calculator where the mass and speed are based off of a Wikia page, at least, according to Megaboy, I cannot find the mass on the page though

And, as there is no blog post, it was also NEVER evaluated by a calc group member

Also, Thomas has "Teleportation" for creating a portal that he had to go through
 
That tone is almost childish tbh.

Anywho, i agree portal creation would be more accurate.

And, ive already justified everything on the Goku vs TTTE thread.
 
I find portal creation coming from a show about realistic steam engines very hard to believe.
 
Ill update the page with a direct link to the calculations in about an hour or two, just so people will stop being salty from him being 9-A.
 
Ok yeah, from what little context that was given, the magic mountain is the thing that has portal creation, not Thomas himself. If he did, many of the times he got stuck in the series could have easily been solved. Which brings me to my next point: Thomas has never shown this portal creation outside the movie. Now I've only watched the series when I was a kid, but all the episode I watched didn't have Thomas creating portals. That would also have been hella inconsistent with the seires.

TL;DR please show me evidence that the portal created was done by Thomas, and show me him doing it anywhere but Magic Mountain.
 
I never said Thomas created the portal on his own.


Please do read before attempting to talk about stuff you do not know.


Want proof? Have your proof.
 
I'm going to need context of Gold Dust and what the Magic Railway actually does, becuase as it stands, I only understand that Gold Dust allows users to teleport, but only from Sodor and Shining Time. Thomas creating the portal is also never explained, unless you're willing to explain the mechanics of how it works to me and provide evidence that it does what you say it does.

As it stands, what is written on the page is not entirely true, as in the links that you have provided, not once has this Magic Carbon been mentioned. I don't know what that is, and unless you can explain it to me with proof, I don't think it should be on the profile.
 
>Uses "sit down" despite saying that I was insulting when I said that

Oh, okay then, I guess it's only bad when I do it

>Claims someone is using headcanon rather than proving as to why it's only a headcanon
 
Ovens said that Magic Carbon wasn't mentioned and requested an explanation with evidence, surely you're capable of that

>Treating everyone like a child in a disagreement over the ratings of a train from a kid's show that you created for the sake of memes

Okay then

I'm already predicting a ban for your behavior, surely my elders can behave well, right?
 
A ban for MY behavior?

Nice joke. I dare you to report me for calling your bs out.

I am looking for a high quality rip of the entire film, not all of us have the entire day to 'spend' in this wikia.
 
So, until you (ovens), find a statement to contradict this on youtube or something, i guess you will have to wait until i watch the movie in my free time and post scans of the portal creation feat.

I think they are evident enough with the clips ive provided, tho.
 
Megaboy Prime said:
A ban for MY behavior?

Nice joke. I dare you to report me for calling your bs out.
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Let's see, you have

Resorted to insults multiple times

Literally treated everyone like a child

Using age as an intelligence argument

Ignored arguments

Claimed that saying "sit down" is an insult and then proceeded to use it in the same way

Claimed that arguments against your own are headcanon

Had the nerve to act innocent and shift the blame onto me

And this is not the first time you misbehaved in a thread

But, I see no need to report you, multiple staff members are aware of your behavior, but if you haven't noticed, I did say something on the rule violation thread
 
At the very least, I would settle for Portal Creation, not Teleportation, like you tried to wank with Goku like it was going out of style.

Gold Dust is not standard equipment for Thomas, for he is usually depicted as a singular caboose with nothing attached. If the Gold Dust was listed under a separate key, I might allow him to keep Portal Creation. Otherwise, this whole thing with Thomas and Teleportation is nothing but a farce, and an illogical excuse for you to wank Thomas.
 
People need to calm down lol. How do you guys even manage to get so heated? I'm curious.
 
I'm not mad at the trains. I'm mad at the people driving the trains.
 
People can't act like this over Thomas The Tank Engine.

Can't believe I'm actually in a discussion about what Thomas The Tank Engine is capable of.
 
LordGriffin1000 said:
People can't act like this over Thomas The Tank Engine.
Can't believe I'm actually in a discussion about what Thomas The Tank Engine is capable of.
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This is why I love this site ovo.

Yeah, uhh, I agree FRA

Should be changed.
 
Honestly looking at this the entire profile should be evaluated and checked. Maybe even starting a thread about profiles like this in general.

Support removing teleportation and adding portal creation.
 
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