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VS Battles Wiki Sitcom RP Thread Episode 2: "Reinhard's Big Break...The Golden Bois"

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Decided to continue this from here (Since it kinda died...) while also including some new characters mostly from this thread. Now we shall come up with their roles within this monster of a story and find out why Reinhard wanted to fuse with the Golden Bois and leave his wife. Shall be fun. Also you can suggest your own newcomers (Including ships).

Ga as the writer who gets rid of all the continuity errors in the script.

Reinhard Heydrich, as the two timing playboy husband.

BB, as the hardworking housewife

Breinhard Bheydrich, as the slutty thirsty older sister.

Lavos is Breinhard's hamster that everyone loves except Reinhard since he is attacked by it when no one else is at home.

Lucifer Morningstar as Reinhard's twin brother who is loved by everyone except Sidious and Reinhard and was clearly their parents' favorite child

Simon the Digger - The little brother who everyone thinks will be a failure but grows up to become super successful.

Lucemo - Reinhard's crazy psychotic killer friend.

Kirby - Spoiled bratty child who microwaves a hamster whenever something doesn't go his way.

Kratos - Kenny. Nuff' frickin' said.

Sans - Kid who goes around the neighborhood pranking people.

Scarlet King as the local pet shop owner that only sells Dogs.

SCP-682, as the family pet.

Kiara Sessyoi, BB's MIL- I mean mother. Married to Darth Sidious

Darth Sidious , the wise old grandpa who seems nice but is secretly an ass. Married to Kiara.

The Enchiridio - The extremely unnecessary picture book of the family that seemingly exists for no reason and then vanishes and is never bought up again after appearing in very specific 1 hour specials where the family remembers their past moments

The White Quee, as Reinhard's side chick. BB's childhood rival and office mate.

Mercurius, as Reinhard's second side chick. Works as YHVH's secretary.

Gilgamesh as Breinhard's rich af boyfriend. One of the newest members of The Golden Bois.

Kharn the Betrayer, as that annoying neighbour.

Khorne - Khorne is Slaanesh's bitter ex that utterly hate each other and yet still get it on.

Arceus - Always gets in fights with 682, which he gets absolutely creamed i

He-Ma , the incredibly flamboyant neighbor whose rarely seen wearing a shirt.

YHVH, the overbearing boss Reinhard works for. Makes him work late shifts and frankly toys with him for fun.

Goku - Popular jock at school who everyone loves except for the main character.

Slaanesh - ambigiously defined (In gender) best friend of Breinhard who flirts with everyone at school. Youngest member of the Chaos (thats their last name) family. Also apparantly got frisky with the family pet to create the thing below.

SlaaneshCP-682: Hard-to-Destroy Thot, "Slaanti" -

Kars (JORGE JOESTAR) - The hyper oiled up workout dude who's 2Swole2Control. He releases workout DvDs with the tagline: "Become the Ultimate Lifeform"

Medaka Kurokami - Saleswoman for said workout DvD.

Medakars Kurokarmi - Trained to hate the Bheydriches but has some sort of attraction to Breinhard, which she displays in a passive aggressive nature.

Giorno Giovanna is Medakars' soy boy boyfriend whom she only dates to rival Breinhard's relationship with Gilgamesh. Though still a member of The Golden Bois.

Dis/Ram Abbalah - Old bizarre and rich neighbor who lives on a mansion on top of the hill...always scheming.

Death of the Endless - The wife of the Crimson King who is especially creepy. Ominously walks around the neighborhood at night with her umbrella.

Crimson Princess of the Endless - An "evil" spoiled little girl that helps scheme with her father and nags her mother a lot

Los' - The Uncle Fester of the "Crimson Endless" Family.

Monika -

Chara -

Monikhara -

Nicol Bolas -

Homura Akemi -

Nakemo Homulas - The Token Clumsy House Maid of everyone's house.

SCP-001 (Swann) - The introverted nerd who spends all his free time writing fanfiction.

The Writer - Swann's dad

The Emperor of Mankind - The School Principle and head of The Golden Bois

The Living Tribunal - Besties with The Emperor as they were gold enthusiests since they were little.

Darquesse - That chick who low-key wants to murder everyone in violent ways, but acts all upbeat and bubbly all the time.

Cthulhu (Cthulhu Saves the World) as the prick who always breaks the fourth wall.

Haju - Some narcissist dude who ruins everything in his wake that has a cancer.

Seventh Heave - Hajun's little bro. Always get bullied by Hajun.

Rick's the insane science teacher who's always wrapping the students up in crazy shenanigans.

Feel free to add anyone else that comes to mind as guest appearances. Have fun.
 
>More combinations of characters

...i think my faith in humanity just vanished
 
Wait if the Princess is the Crimson King's daughter

Then what is Los' position in all of this?

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probably because of the old lolplot
 
Ultima Reality said:
Wait if the Princess is the Crimson King's daughter Then what is Los' position in all of this?
The Uncle Fester of the bunch?
 
Homura is that person always successful in everything because she did nothing wrong
 
Again

The Enchiridio is the extremely unnecessary picture book of the family that seemingly exists for no reason and then vanishes and is never bought up again after appearing in very specific 1 hour specials where the family remembers their past moments
 
TLT as the Health Inspector and the one person YHVH fears.

Monika is Yandere for Reinhard, despite being like 10+ years younger.
 
Wow never knew Sidious was so good with the ladies

For real tho im surprised Nihilus isnt the REALLY edgy kid in the class yet
 
Does this means that he is the responsible for the immutable Status Quo of the sitcom?
 
Monarch Laciel said:
So... if Monika is Yandere for Reinhard, how does Monichara exist?
Was about to say. Here, those two are...a ship...

Perhaps they were rival yanderes for Reinhard who ended up loving each other for...reasons?

Though TLT is fine...we need the Golden Bois here
 
Ultima Reality said:
Does this means that he is the responsible for the immutable Status Quo of the sitcom?
Yes. Very much so.

To quote a bald doctor, "What you call 'freedom of choice' is part of what we call ka."
 
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