Who can defeat Goku and Superman

[Goosethehonker]

Hi Guys it's Goose here today I will give you a list that can defeat Goku and Superman as a team

1: Patrick Star: Patrick one shotted Majin Buu in Salt Assault and Seth never debunked that so he stomps

2: Batman: Because he's Batman duh

3: Jevil: Jevil can beat Goku and Superman because he can do ANYTHING so he just teleports the duo to a volcano or erase them out of existence

4: Movie Thanos: Thanos wiped out half the universe with a snap, he will do the same thing what he did at the end of Avengers Infinity War

5: Candy the cat: Candy has the ability to jumpscare his victims making him able to give Goku and Superman cardiac arrest so they die in the night shift

6: Shaggy Rogers: Shaggy only needs to use 0% of his power to vaporize them

7: Christian Higdon: Because Christian is real, Goku and Superman are not, he also created HOSTLESS who is stronger than Goku and Superman

8: Godzilla: He is the king of monsters, Goku and Superman came from different planets and Godzilla easily wipes them out

9: Michael Myers: Michael can come out at Halloween and give Goku and Superman nightmares meaning that they will run away when the encounter him

10: A Human: Humans are omnivores which means there omnipotent so Goku and Superman gets erased

11: Rainbow.EXE: Rainbow.EXE has control over the task manager, can see everything, search everything, know everything, and can do everything and she also beat Weegee in a staring contest, she blinks and Goku and Superman gets erased

12: Tails: Tails has an IQ of 300 he could build a Alien destroyer robot which would be 2-A to kill the both of them

And last the one who stomps those weaklings the most


PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pewdiepie sings a diss track and Goku and Superman will be crying and that's it


Happy April fools day!

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I agree with two of these TBH. Other than that, eh.

 

[MLPlover2011]

You forgot Logan Paul his page made half of the JBW community leave

 

[Vegeta_Doll]

I knew this thread was a joke

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Vriska Serket can easily beat both:

• Superman is weak to magic, and Homestuck establishes that magic is fake as shit, so Superman is weak to nothing meaning Vriska defeats him by doing nothing.
• Goku's plot armor is weaker than Vriska's. For comparision, while Goku had been saved from death by making Trunks go back in time, Vriska was saved from death by retconing the history of Homestuck. And she can manipulate luck, so bigger plot armor + luck = ded Goku.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Goku and Superman.

One team would be overwhelmed by an existential crisis, commits die, and bam. Goku and Superman defeated Goku and Superman.

 

[MLPlover2011]

A bee can beat Goku and Superman

 

[Vegeta_Doll]

Howard can defeat Kakarot and Superman

 

[Christian_Higdon]

The Nostalgia Critic could obliterate both of them depending on what we use. Not joking.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Yeah, he'd stomp most Gokus and Supermans, but there's a few of each who could stomp.

But seeing how this seems to be going, I doubt we're using the Cosmic Armor or Xeno versions.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Sans can he has gaming hax

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I mean, by that logic...

 

[MLPlover2011]

Howard could just by dancing