I wish we had profiles/keys for Cosmog & Cosmoem.
They're Pokemon, &
SPOILERS the pre-evolutionary stages of Solgaleo & Lunala, the "box Legendaries" of Pokemon Sun & Moon. SPOILERS
However,
Cosmog is only like 9-B (Estimation, not official.) for breaking some stuff with its teleport, which even Magikarp can breach.
& unlike Magikarp, they don't learn ANY attacks.
Cosmog's ENTIRE movepool is:
1. Splash (A move more accurately translated as "Hop". As in, it can jump. No water manipulation involved. Move specifically does nothing.)
2. Teleport (Would be useful if it had good abilities.)
Cosmog also has pretty incompetent behaviour. A statement that, IIRC, is from the official website:
"Cosmog is very curious and shows no fear of people or Pokémon. If you treat it with any consideration at all, it will take an immediate liking to you. This personality trait often leads it into danger."
& Pokedex entries include:
| Sun | Its body is gaseous and frail. It slowly grows as it collects dust from the atmosphere. |
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| Ultra Sun | Even though its helpless, gaseous body can be blown away by the slightest breeze, it doesn’t seem to care. |
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| Ultra Moon | Whether or not it’s a Pokémon from this world is a mystery. When it’s in a jam, it warps away to a safe place to hide. |
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| Shield | Cosmog is very curious but not very cautious, often placing itself in danger. If things start to look dicey, it teleports away. |
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It's also 20 cm in height & 0.1 kg in weight, so it's not very massive, for all its dust collecting & star-like, gaseous body.
Meanwhile, its evolution is Cosmoem, which SHOULD be stronger, especially given Evolutionary stage scaling, but....
Pokédex entry for #790 Cosmoem containing stats, moves learned, evolution chain, location and more!
pokemondb.net
At 0.1 meters in height, it's even smaller, & with a weight of 999.9 kg, it's also far denser.
New moves?
Cosmic Power:
"The user absorbs a mystical power from space to raise its Defense and Sp. Def stats."
Cosmic Power was introduced in Gen 3, Cosmog & Cosmoem are from Gen 7, & many, Pokemon that are better & stronger than Cosmoem learn it.
At least its base stats are better (100 more in both Defenses.), but that's durability, & it can't even attack outside of Struggle.
Also:
| Sun | Motionless as if dead, its body is faintly warm to the touch. In the distant past, it was called the cocoon of the stars. |
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| Moon | There’s something accumulating around the black core within its hard shell. People think this Pokémon may come from another world. |
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| Ultra Moon | As it absorbs light, Cosmoem continues to grow. Its golden shell is surprisingly solid. |
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| Sword | The absorption of starlight fuels this Pokémon’s growth. The shell that encases it is harder than any known material. |
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| Shield | It sucks in dust from the air at an astounding rate, frantically building up energy within its core as preparation for evolution. |
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So yeah.
Cosmog can only achieve 9-B via the AoE of a teleport it did in its panic, & otherwise, doesn't attack, & can be blown away by "the slightest breeze", & endangers itself via its reckless curiousity.
Its evolution, Cosmoem has better defenses, & should be stronger, but doesn't move. At all. The Pokedex compares it to being dead.
& neither can use ANY attacking moves. (Except Struggle, which requires exhausting all their other moves to the point of being unable to use them anymore.)
Shame they don't have profiles.