TOP 5 CHARACTERS SAUL GOODMAN WOULD BEAT (AND 5 HE'D LOSE TO)

[SlendVeny]

By Slendveny, CEO of Terrible Scaling Compan


Saul Goodman is a character I know nothing about, making me qualified to write one of these articles.


10. Could Beat: Chuul(D and D)

The Chuul is a monster from D and D with the capability to sense magic and breathe underwater. It also has powerful claws, and a poison in its tentacles. However, Saul Goodman has one thing it isn't prepared for: guns. The Chuul is from the past, making it unaware of what a bullet is.

9. Would Lose: The Terminator

Saul may be strong, but Terminator knows what guns are.

8. Could Beat: Cyborg(DC Comics)

Idk, you could aim for the head? I don't get paid to read the comics.

7. Couldn't Beat: Enel(One Piece)

Lightning is faster than bullets, duh. You fool. You buffoon. You charlatan. YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE.

6. Could Beat: Knull(Marvel Comics)

Knull? More like doesn't know what a bullet is.

5. Couldn't Beat: Jotaro Kujo(JJBA)

Bullets don't work in stopped time. Duh.

4. Could Beat: The Monitor(DC Comics)

Honestly, I'm just saying things. Please fire me from this company.

3. Couldn't Beat: Basking Shark(Real Life)

Saul can't swim.

2. Goku

This is a clickbait article. Anyway, Goku gets hurt by bullets sometimes.

1. Oceanic Sunfish

Honestly, this one's a meta breaker, I'm just memeing here.





But seriously, I look at these articles in my free time, and getting angry at them is funny as anything.

 

[ElajRuengies]

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[SlendVeny]

That's what you get for not blocking CBR

I really want to read those articles though. I would LOVE to debate those writers.