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TOCOJBWA: Contracts and Terminations: Crimson Khorne

(When Butch asked to enter the alliance Orror had a dream of a death god that isn't Orror invading his mind)

(Once Butch asked him for a gester blester Orror had another dream with what is Clearly Butch selling himself to Malal and then attacking everyone and everything.)

(Orror put 2 and 2 together and guessed that in both of those dreams death god was butch even though there are many death gods in this verse)
 
Inksaness said:
(When Butch asked to enter the alliance Orror had a dream of a death god that isn't Orror invading his mind)

(Once Butch asked him for a gester blester Orror had another dream with what is Clearly Butch selling himself to Malal and then attacking everyone and everything.)
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(both of those things are forced deus ex machinas which were implemented retroactively, stop pulling things out of your ass)
 
BigSmoke4269 said:
(both of those things are forced deus ex machinas which were implemented retroactively, stop pulling things out of your ass)
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(So orror having daydreams are deus ex machinas but everyone being basically beyond omnipotent isn't? k. Also, the first vision might not even be Butch, as there are multiple "death" gods... it's implied that the first vision isn't butch but Orror just assumes it due to the second vision definitely being Butch.)
 
Inksaness said:
(So orror having daydreams are deus ex machinas but everyone being basically beyond omnipotent isn't? k. Also, the first vision might not even be Butch, as there are multiple "death" gods... it's implied that the first vision isn't butch but Orror just assumes it due to the second vision definitely being Butch.)
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(In previous parts, Orror mentioned Crabwhale in Combine Invasion. I'm not saying that the one in the mind is Crabwhale, it's just that since the name of the death god in the first vision wasn't revealed... it can be any profile that was/is in Joke Battles Wiki or Godmodes Wiki that claimed to be/is a god of all, a god of death, or both. The first vision "shook up" Orror's paranoia, Orror assumed that it was Butch even though it might not be Butch... it could be Negative Orror having a relapse, or Orror himself. It might actually be Crabwhale just screwing around. It could even be The Undeniable Absolute.)
 
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BigSmoke4269 said:
(it's pretty clear you have no idea what deus ex machina is lol)
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(Deus ex machina is when someone gets an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel. Orror isn't in a hopeless situation when he got those visions.)
 
Inksaness said:
(Deus ex machina is when someone gets an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel. Orror isn't in a hopeless situation when he got those visions.)
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(that might actually be worse, because it makes it unnecessary. either way, it's a contrived plot device.)
 
Brimleys ghost: Well... now we know what we're fighting against... some random technique named killy well... TOCOJBWA won against The Combine... it can defeat this revolt! Even in the darkest of times... there is hope! This is why we are training right now! Who knows... maybe... oh who am I kidding... we are doomed aren't we?

Meanwhile...

Malal: Keeps erasing Khorne by using Versecrusher Omega, bringing him back... and erasing Khorne again!!!

Khorne: P... P... Please... just s... stop!

Malal: No! You need to suffer!

Negative Ryukama: Malal: Stop and end this, kill him now!

Malal: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! (Looks back at Khorne) This is the end... brother!

Khorne: Please... kill me.

Snek: Ddddddon't Sssssstep onnnn ssssneeek! (Teleports)

Khorne: Wh... Wha?

Negative Ryukama: Oh no... not the do-gooder.

Snek (Absorbs Khorne, is finally able to transform into DEVOURER and then teleports out of there)

Godmode King (Realizing that his plan failed in the most stupid way possible again): (silent rages and then leaves)

Malal: What just happened? Oh well... now we can start the tournament!

Negative Ryukama: Indeed, but first we need to set up the ground rules... and maybe recruit some others to come into this glorious revolution.

Malal: Indeed... Indeed.

(Back to that mountain, where Butch sensed that Khorne is gone somehow...)

The Emperor of Memekind: I went to this alliance to kick spectral ass not to see you guys groaning in defeat! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. You guys defeated The Combine but shrink back at THIS!!?!?!?!??! This is not the alliance I know!!! The old alliance will think of something that will somehow think of a plan to defeat the other side! This is not the alliance that I downed in beer (and stalemated)! Are we really going to let evil win!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! We will think of a plan! We will think of something... For The Greater Good.

Orror (Cutesy eyes): So amaze!!!

N-Alex: Yuuuo wanna buy-

Orror: No. Don't ruin the moment with commercialism!

N-Alex: oh...

The Emperor of Memekind: So what do you say... Brimley? At least... that's what I think your name is (Looks at Brimleys Ghost), shall we continue?

(I used all of my brainpower typing this just so you know)
 
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BigSmoke4269 said:
(basically, khorne wouldn't just get stomped like that. he'd certainly put up more of a fight than he did there.)
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(I mean, I explained why Khorne got stomped and that's due to killy and a Copetan level threat (Negative Ryukama) It's not really a Deus ex Machina as he had that ability since his profile got made so... yes. Negative Ryukama had that ability all along and he has used it before in Combine Invasion. Let's not forget that Malal has Versecrusher Omega and there are people stronger than Negative Ryukama in The Revolution.)
 
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(That's why I am so confused on why TOCOJBWA seems to be in a corner now since Negative Ryukama has been defeated before.)
 
BigSmoke4269 said:
(it's not that tocojbwa is in a corner, it's that the plot has nowhere to go)
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(Yes there is somewhere to go. There is TOCOJBWA planning to defeat The Revolution while The Revolution grows stronger through a Tournament of Power, not to mention that Godmode King still exists. Also, as of why The Revolution defeated Khorne so easily, I implied with previous comments that The Revolution was attacking at once with Malal attempting to strike the final blow. Malal got interrupted tho.)
 
Inksaness said:
(I mean, I explained why Khorne got stomped and that's due to killy and a Copetan level threat (Negative Ryukama) It's not really a Deus ex Machina as he had that ability since his profile got made so... yes. Negative Ryukama had that ability all along and he has used it before in Combine Invasion. Let's not forget that Malal has Versecrusher Omega and there are people stronger than Negative Ryukama in The Revolution.)
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(i don't recall malal actually finding the versecrusher omega)
 
Inksaness said:
(Yes there is somewhere to go. There is TOCOJBWA planning to defeat The Revolution while The Revolution grows stronger through a Tournament of Power, not to mention that Godmode King still exists.)
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(no, tocojbwa is training to grow stronger as well. they're both training now, and since they will continue to do so indefinitely, the plot has hit a dead end.)
 
BigSmoke4269 said:
(no, tocojbwa is training to grow stronger as well. they're both training now, and since they will continue to do so indefinitely, the plot has hit a dead end.)
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(Umm... they could still fight against each other, not to mention TOCOJBWA has Emperor of Memekind now.)
 
(There is still lots of places for the plot to go to tho... we can give depth to characters/verses that were barely used (Memo/Hohenzollernverse), Rivalries between The Revolution and TOCOJBWA, heroic sacrifices (Adolf Hitler trying to fight The Revolution), and so much more! You just need to be creative!)
 
BigSmoke4269 said:
(that post doesn't have anything to do with the versecrusher, that's just malal and negative ryukama unsealing some evil stuff)
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(Why do you think Malal would even attempt that? Also, the unsealed ancient evils I was talking about are sealed evils in TRUE OMNIVERSE to continue what happened in Combine Invasion but instead of Good, it's Evil coming to fight.)
 
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BigSmoke4269 said:
(to recruit allies)

(still doesn't mean he has the versecrusher)
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(Remember, Negative Ryukama lost to Gaster if you know anything about Crossoverse lore. If Malal were to have a chance, then Malal would need a power up (Especially with Khorne's performance against a few users.). Guess which artifact would give him a big enough ego to attempt that... yeah it's versecrusher. Malal told The Revolution to find versecrusher, deal with enemies later (paraphrased). Now Malal is dealing with one of his enemies, Crimson Khorne even though Malal wouldn't attempt that unless Versecrusher was found.)
 
Inksaness said:
(Remember, Negative Ryukama lost to Gaster if you know anything about Crossoverse lore. If Malal were to have a chance, then Malal would need a power up (Especially with Khorne's performance against a few users.). Guess which artifact would give him a big enough ego to attempt that... yeah it's versecrusher. Malal told The Revolution to find versecrusher, deal with enemies later (paraphrased). Now Malal is dealing with one of his enemies, Crimson Khorne even though Malal wouldn't attempt that unless Versecrusher was found.)
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(then why didn't you ever show him having or obtaining it?)
 
butch: wait a second, brimley. if this "killy" thing is a technique, that means it can be learned. do you think you could teach me how to use it? that way, we can fight fire with fire.
 
brimely: Yes the thing is... I don't know how to do it!

Snek: I overhearred thhhhhat ttthey aare haaaaving aaa tournammment!

brimely: Wait, really?

Snek: Onnnnce ttthe tournammment issssss over... everyone in thhhe rrrrevolution will have the ability to killllly and tttto overccccome the "ovvvverwrite ccccycle" wwwhatever that issssssss!

brimely: We need to go there at once!

Orror: actually...

Dark: WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Orror: The tournament... is being broadcasted in langit (Killy's all the times he said Orrorhala when reffering to langit and killys it to say langit instead)!

Dark: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Orror: I didn't keep it a secret... I even told all of TOCOJBWA back in langit. You probably just forgot.
 
Meanwhile back in Langit

Kaiser Wilhelm Karl The Vulture of The Roman Reich: Put it back father... I want to see it again!

Kaiser Otto The Great (sighs): (rewinds the video)

Malal (Gains the Versecrusher Omega after getting humiliated by Verblase): FINALLY!!! NOW WE CAN DEFEAT KHORNE AND SACRIFICE HIM TO ME!!!

Negative Ryukama: So? Let's do it right now.

Malal: No! We have some... unfinished buisiness in TRUE OMNIVERSE!

Negative Ryukama: What are you suggesting? Are you suggesting... recruit Gaster, Senusret, ?????????, Voidijazalthate into this revolution?

Malal: NO!!! I have a better idea (Goes to the sealed evils of TRUE OMNIVERSE)

Malal: See this?

Negative Ryukama: Yes?

Negative Ryukama: Wait... you aren't suggesting?

Malal: YES!!! I WILL OPEN UP THE SEALED EVILS AND HAVE THEM BOW DOWN TO ME!!!! TO THE END OF THE CYCLE!

Negative Ryukama:...
 
Malal: Now... It's TIME!!! (Tries to open the seals of Dizalthoth, Core Gaster, Zalgo (Chaos), Azathoth, Azathoth (Chaos), and SCP 682 (beast of void) (Their TRUE selves not some weak avatar) and was failing.)

Negative Ryukama (Opens the seals secretly)

Malal: I HAVE OPENED THE SEALS!!! KNEEL TO ME GREAT EVILS FOR I AM VOIDIJAZALTHATE!!!

The sealed evils that have awakened: That's really heretical but, we will... join your revolution... as well as our... avatars. We won't kneel to you though...

Malal: Hmph! Have it your way!!! but... you will help me destroy everything... right?

The awakened sealed evils: Sure, why not?

(Video get's paused by Kaiser Otto)

Kaiser Wilhelm Karl: I don't remember ordering you to pause the video! Oh well, I had enough! Go and go to the present time for all I care!

Kaiser Otto:... (Fast forwards the video to the present time)
 
Meanwhile...

Negative Ryukama: Besides... we have new members in this revolution!

(Skodwarde The Almighty enters this "roleplay", JBW weakened self and his full power, as well as... MaxwellFISH)

Negative Ryukama: Now... I might try to recruit... NULL.

Back in langit...

4 Chan Shitler and Willhelm Karl "The Vulture" were staring at each other and Daniel just stared... Daniel started to remember "Random" words from a "Random" General.

Daniel (Hits himself in the head)

Daniel: NO!!!!

Adolf Hitler: Wut?

Daniel: ... Nevermind.

(It is April 15th, it's been one month since Orror mindcontrolled Godmode King to officially end The Combine for good in March 10 offscreen, and after that in celebration, Orror let people from TRUE OMNIVERSE enter this RP.)

Orror (In celebration): Time to combine both...
 
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