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TOCOJBWA: Contracts and Terminations: Crimson Khorne

In the devastation of existence, the Warhammer 40,000 Omniverse was one of the ones destroyed. The only survivor was the malevolent Chaos God of anger, violence, and hate, Khorne. Devastated by his inability to prevent the destruction of his daemons, his throne, and his followers, Khorne began uniting devastated and confused survivors into the new Khornate Legions in preparation to take over the remnants of existence, one Omniverse at a time.

5 years later, he was approached by the remnant of Omnius that contained his mind, now having taken on the moniker of the Godmode King, and was enlisted to retrieve the "Artifact" (Versecrusher Omega) for him. He went to a remnant thread and, seeing that Jawbone has ended Nightmare x Yuri forever, personally annihilated Jawbone and spread his remains across all of existence, infused into it, and inflamed the anger of all the participants(except Yuri and Nightmare) and thus they now want to destroy all of existence, rallying, and Crimson Khorne thus took on his current moniker and formed the JBWWAR(Joke Battles Wiki Worldwide Alliance Rebellion) Initiative to destroy the TOCOJBWA(The Overpowered Characters of Joke Battles Wiki Alliance) after learning about them from the Godmode King. Now the TOCOJBWA must destroy the JBWWAR and Crimson Khorne's new army that he created with the Godmode Stone and keep Crimson Khorne from gaining the "Artifact" for the Godmode King.

Characters available: Yxz, Daniel, HOSTLESS, King, Godzilla, The Final Pam, Snek, Thanos, Skitzo(since Christian asked.)
 
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JBWWAR has been deleted and TOCOJBWA is closed and forgotten
 

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bump (Orror is allowed in this thread but only if he doesn't turn it into an incomprehensible spammy amalgamation.)
 
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bump (Orror is allowed in this thread but only if he doesn't turn it into an incomprehensible spammy amalgamation.)
Orror: I wish snek was here. (As he sees Snek partyibgin Omniverse Battles Wiki)
 
"Listen, go back to where you came from and you will be unharmed, I want to try talking things out first, please just go back, or at least don't destroy anything." I say
 
I then charge in at the 2. My fate is unknown to them.

However, I am barely alive. My legs broken, an eye gouged out, part of my skull being cracked, an exploded ribcage, a punctured lung, a rubtured kidney, a sprained spine and an arm reduced to a fine powder.

I replace myself with an android lookalike to run my investigation company and keep my wife sane. I also go under an alias "Victer A.H Dalte." The reasoning is unknown, and I will not tell you so you do not know. I use Hangar 18, and its ability as a suit provides me with not only movement, but enhanced movement and skills, even being able to do impossible stunts like deconstructing myself.

I drive to a warehouse, pull out a bottle of crystal head vodka, and drink it. On the radio, Never by Moving Pictures plays. I start footloose dancing. I suggested the song earlier.
 

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I then charge in at the 2. My fate is unknown to them.

However, I am barely alive. My legs broken, an eye gouged out, part of my skull being cracked, an exploded ribcage, a punctured lung, a rubtured kidney, a sprained spine and an arm reduced to a fine powder.

I replace myself with an android lookalike to run my investigation company and keep my wife sane. I also go under an alias "Victer A.H Dalte." The reasoning is unknown, and I will not tell you so you do not know. I use Hangar 18, and its ability as a suit provides me with not only movement, but enhanced movement and skills, even being able to do impossible stunts like deconstructing myself.

I drive to a warehouse, pull out a bottle of crystal head vodka, and drink it. On the radio, Never by Moving Pictures plays. I start footloose dancing. I suggested the song earlier.
(Is this a JoJo reference)
 
(It is several references, Victer A.H Dalte is an anagram, and Hangar 18 looks like a band mascot but as a suit. The dancing is a footloose reference, and the injury, however, is one.)
 
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I then charge in at the 2. My fate is unknown to them.

However, I am barely alive. My legs broken, an eye gouged out, part of my skull being cracked, an exploded ribcage, a punctured lung, a rubtured kidney, a sprained spine and an arm reduced to a fine powder.

I replace myself with an android lookalike to run my investigation company and keep my wife sane. I also go under an alias "Victer A.H Dalte." The reasoning is unknown, and I will not tell you so you do not know. I use Hangar 18, and its ability as a suit provides me with not only movement, but enhanced movement and skills, even being able to do impossible stunts like deconstructing myself.

I drive to a warehouse, pull out a bottle of crystal head vodka, and drink it. On the radio, Never by Moving Pictures plays. I start footloose dancing. I suggested the song earlier.
Orror: u good?
 
"Orror, no, I am not good. I can move thanks to this, but it still hurts like hell." I say. I keep playing Mega Man 1, and beat Elec Man and move onto Fire Man, and die several times, all of which I try to stay calm, and almost fail. I decide to cut my losses and switch to Ice Man, which I struggle, but still beat without a game over.
 
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Firefly, Logan, the Deep One Hybrid, Squidward, Logan Paul, Phil Swift, Alexcar3000, DerpyLulu, Sonic.exe, Bill Cipher, SCP-247 (Underbird), Tails Doll, Swap king, Plushtrap, MaxForward, and Chara teleport in a circle around Public, their funeral robes now with black-and-red armor, and their weapons now traded for glowing red swords that are no more than jagged black blades. They step forward and swing their swords in wide arcs toward him.
 
"Want to kill me? Im all yours" I say with a smug look on my face as if killing me is helpful for something.

plays as I draw the blade one final time. I leave a pager that sends a morse code signal in a language actually too obscure for anybody to understand except close friends of mine. This is called Newfoundland English.

"Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Do it. I prefer you do it quick. I am content with dying, let that be known."

Swinging my sword causes me to maim 3 of them. i am then filled with swords. Revival and ressurection is near out of the question as my life flashes before my eyes, as I take one last cigarette, dying in that room. I am only discovered dead then next day by my old teammates.
 
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"I would suggest running, I'll take things from here. Get Dark and the others. Thia is our next threat. Get them somewhere you wont be found, my little brother has a place. His name is Emi-" I have a critical heart failure before finishing the sentence.
My eyes become blank.
R.I.P. Public
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Dead sorta
Will continue dying but can be fixed. A note in text says "try it again if I die early since I know you will revive me, I can help you find him, just give me a way to stay alive for at least an hour after. I cant survive longer than 2 hours. only my brother can save me and only I can find him."
 
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"I would suggest running, I'll take things from here. Get Dark and the others. Thia is our next threat. Get them somewhere you wont be found, my little brother has a place. His name is Emi-" I have a critical heart failure before finishing the sentence.
My eyes become blank.
R.I.P. Public
1999-2020
Dead sorta
Will continue dying but can be fixed. A note in text says "try it again if I die early since I know you will revive me, I can help you find him, just give me a way to stay alive for at least an hour after. I cant survive longer than 2 hours. only my brother can save me and only I can find him."
I said, NO HEAVEN FOR YOU. Daniel says, slightly tearing up while pouring a SUPER revive potion on him.
 
I grab onto Logan's blade, after a single drop lands on me and I take it and drink it for 1 last fight, the blade manages to slice through Hangar 18 and cut open my hand. "His name is Emilio, get your ass outta here!" I kick Daniel into a portal.


Hangar 18 (which is a suit) breaks the blade.
"If I cant win, I will stall 30 minutes. Thats how long I will survive."
The portal closes.

"Want free views? Just fight me 30 minutes. Surely another death will get sime attention."
Private, who stayed with Dark for some time, notifies him. "Publics dead in every universe but 1. Grab my hand and I can prove it to you. This method is faster than anything you have." He then grabs a rocket launcher that seems to be bigger than a galaxy and somehow shoots even bigger rockets.
 
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The blade shatters, but Logan simply grabs a big piece and dual-wields the remains of his sword. He twirls them around in an impressive display of acrobatics before all the enemy basically bum-rushes Public.

I grab Private's hand, being eager to help Public.
 
We then rocket jump over which saves us a total of 2 seconds, which considering our reaction time, is quite a lot.

The masamune is unsheathed, as I signal Dark to use some kind of beam attack on me while I start spinning rapidly.
 
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I immediately comply and swing my arm as if I am snatching something out of the air. I hurl my arm forward as if throwing the thing and send a dark red Kamehameha in his direction.
 
Meanwhile, I dual weild nunchucks and manage to fight off some godmodes before collapsing.
"I dont know how much longer I can hold them off, theres little of this left. Dark, you got his back, right?" Private says
 
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The JBWWAR's forces seize the opportunity and start closing in around Public as a massive crimson-armored colossus appears above them. It can barely be seen between the flailing swords obscuring Public's vision. It raises its massive sword and prepares to stab it into Public.
Before it can, though, the JBWWAR are suddenly forced back by the newly-appearing TOCOJBWA, helped by my blasting dark red Kamehamehas at their supporting Godmode forces.
"Yeah, I do!" I shout to Private.
 
Private gets stabbed only to appear beind and cut the guy who did it in half.
"Dark... cough 1 second is enough for you to do some damage right?" I ask
 
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"Ok!" I raise my hand and the Cringual Gauntlet is on it. All in that one second, I send out a massive orange shockwave from the Ban Hammer Stone that strikes all the Godmodes except for the JBWWAR, who the crimson colossus had generated a massive red energy wall for that the shockwave harmlessly dissipates against.
 
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The Godmodes' bodies are literally shattered and then reduced to nonexistence by the Ban Hammer Stone. This leaves Crimson Khorne open for inspection:
 
"Uhhhh, fuck. Any other options that doesn't involve us dying? Not suggesting we run but we may need a plan before we go head on against someone around godmode king levels of powers, so... maybe I am. Unless Daniel ended up in the portal where I tried to send him, then us dying wont really matter."
 
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I look up as the entire EDA Navy charges down from the clouds and rains fire down upon Crimson Khorne and the JBWWAR. Crimson Khorne, however, simply swings his weapon upwards and bifurcates a few of the golden ships with no effort.
"...Run?" I suggest.
 
"For now at least." I say, sweating a bit.

I knock out Private, and open another portal. I stop time yet again and throw Private in. "Alright lets go." I say with a calm voice since I know we are safe.
 
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"Right." I respond as I charge into the portal. "The last thing we should do is let the Versecrusher Omega fall into Crimson Khorne's hands..."
 
I enter and close the portal then time resumrs and it just seems were gone.


"I trust if we were to fuse, it wouldnt lead to what happened the first time we did."
 
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"Yeah," I agree. "Let's make sure something like Galeem doesn't imprint on our fusion and create an outer shell resembling it to deceive us."
 
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"Indeed." DarkMinority's DarkSide857 head said to his other head, which represented PublicMinority87, as the monstrosity swung his staff and obliterated the entire force of Godmodes that managed to break through and charge at him.
 
The fusion, similarly to the Night King, ressurects the godmodes and makes them attack like mindless zombies, if mindless zombies had a sense of combat plan
 
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DarkMinority follows this up by snapping his fingers and wiping out even more enemy Godmodes with a massive shockwave. This takes the pressure off of Yxz, who had been starting to get overwhelmed by the assault of Godmodes.
 
the fusion then summons Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Dock Oct and Hulk Hogan
 
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Meanwhile, Daniel is in the portal Public sent him to. "What is this place?" He says. He's in Public's home dimension.
 
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"What is that!?" I yell as HOSTLESS stomps a Godmode into the ground and rips his upper half off before proceeding to beat more Godmodes into bloody smears with the upper half. Light spears a Godmode with his golden blade and then commands more EDA troops with his hand to flip a switch and change their golden blasts to orange. The orange ones turn out to be much more explosive and tear bigger chunks in the Godmode army.
 
I then pull out an Xplorer guitar hero controller and start playing an endless Jordan by Buckethead making us invulnerable
 
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Stevie T then appears.
I speed in front of him and tank several Godmode blasts that were meant for him with the invulnerability, before HOSTLESS charges past us and lays waste to the Godmodes attacking. I turn to Stevie T and yell "What the freak are you doing here, this is a warzone!!!"
 

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I speed in front of him and tank several Godmode blasts that were meant for him with the invulnerability, before HOSTLESS charges past us and lays waste to the Godmodes attacking. I turn to Stevie T and yell "What the freak are you doing here, this is a warzone!!!"
"I'm just here to shred." Stevie T then plays an epic guitar solo, which shoots out electricity that destroys a few Godmodes
 
"Fuck it im doing it now"
I launch the car straight at Crimson Khorne doing major damage as it explodes somehow, then stopping time to escape the blast as well as get a few more hits on him. Doing so, however, I collapse to the ground from overexertion
 
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