The Simpsons: 8-A and General Upgrade thread

[Jason_Courne]

• Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt)
  Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation
• Wiggum tanks an APC getting pulverized (.3 tons of tnt)
• Skinner tanks his car getting vaporized (3.36 tons of tnt
• Bart tanks a shockwave (729 tons of tnt)
• Homer lifts a boulder recalc (8.3 metric tons)
• Homer swings a motorcycle at subsonic speeds (9043 kgf and 28 tonnes of force)

• Homer moves in tandem with gunfire (Mach 1.05)
• Krusty dodges bullets (Unevaluated)
• Fat Tony dodges bullets (Unevaluated)
  Credit to @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99 for both latter calculations

AP / Durability

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2 new Multi City Block level feats, a new Large Building level feat, and another Building level feat alongside a pre-existing Building level feat, the verse has consistent Tier 8 showcases and should be upgraded to "8-A+" or "at least High 8-C, likely 8-A"

Simpsons characters have also frequently withstanding being shocked by lightning, which is 8-C

• Agree: @Accelerated_Evolution, @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99, @ReaperAndBlues, @Tonygameman, @James_Plays_4_Games
• Disagree:

Speed

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There are now transonic, supersonic, and supersonic+ reaction calculation. So the verse shuld be upgraded to Subsonic+ with Supersonic+ reactions

• Agree: @Accelerated_Evolution, @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99, @ReaperAndBlues, @Tonygameman, @James_Plays_4_Games
• Disagree:

Lumpy the Snake upgrade

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Lumpy can carry 3 children, and assuming they're all 4th graders (which we already have listed at 35 kg each on its profile), that would equal 105 kilograms or Above Average LS

• Agree: @Accelerated_Evolution, @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99, @ReaperAndBlues, @Tonygameman, @James_Plays_4_Games
• Disagree:

Homer's intelligence

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From this

Varies from Below Average to Gifted. Most of the time, Homer is often portrayed as being simple-minded and ignorant, mainly due to the fact that there is a crayon lodged inside his brain which reduced his brain capacity to 55 IQ.[19] However, he has been shown to have competency in fighting, along with having astonishing knowledge in specific areas. He has had many jobs that would require a good resume and 188 different jobs within the first 400 episodes. Homer is a polyglot and has been shown to speak several different languages, including Spanish, Chinese, Penguin and Drunk and when he and Bart were imprisoned in Japan for a seemingly short amount of time and was able to speak the language fluently by the time he left.[20] He was also able to pick up a few Indian words by watching Apu and Manjula argue.[21] He was also shown to mimic people's voices especially well. He was able to solve the Rubik's Cube in just a few seconds without needing to look at it.[19]

To this

Below Average common sense with Gifted general intelligence (Typically portrayed as incredibly slow witted and lacking common sense due to a crayon lodged into his brain[1], however he has shown incredible skill in multiple fields. Handcrafted the Wonder Bat from a single tree branch struck by lightning that allowed te Nuclear Power Plant softball team to go unmatched. Has knowledge of several fighting abilities, fought with Tom, a F-14 fighter pilot from the U.S. Navy, knows sleeper hold pressure points, fought George Bush to a standstill, who was trained by the CIA in close quarters combat. Graduated the Naval Academy. Brewed his own rye, gin, beer, cognac, 12 year old scotch, and pina colada in his basement to smuggle through the Springfield prohibition[2]. Skilled musician, has won a grammy for his barbershop quartet[3]. Founded Sadgasm, inventing the grunge music genre, reaching top grunge artists on Mucus Records, getting covers of his songs, appearing on gameshows, and winning countless golden records[4]. At the last second, wrote a completely original song for Lisa. Conducted the untrained anfjd unskilled Springfield Elementary band into playing a flawless rendition of Stars and Stripes Forever. Wrote the song "Everybody hates Ned Flanders," which had reached massive popularity, dominating the radio with dozens of variations and even getting nominated for an Emmy in the real world. Became a skilled bass player overnight and founded Covercraft, a band that would cover various classic rock songs. Homer is a polyglot, he has been shown to speak Spanish, Chinese, Penguin and Drunk and became fluent in Japanese culture after he and Bart were briefly imprisoned in Japan.[5] He was also able to pick up a few Indian words by watching Apu and Manjula argue.[6]Became fluent in ancient Icelandic in around a days time.[7] He was also shown to mimic people's voices especially well), Genius without the crayon in his brain (After having the crayon surgically removed, his intelligence was boosted massively, allowing him to be an intellectual equal to his daughter. He was able to solve the Rubik's Cube in just a few seconds without needing to look at it. mathematically proved God don't existed, with it being so convincing that not even Ned Flanders could prove otherwise.[1])

• Agree: @Accelerated_Evolution, @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99, @ReaperAndBlues, @Tonygameman, @James_Plays_4_Games
• Disagree:

Verse equipment

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Fairly unimportant, but I added some image galleries for Homer and Marge's equipment sections with guns, mostly Homer and Marge

• Agree: @Accelerated_Evolution, @CuteAnimeNekoGirl99, @ReaperAndBlues, @Tonygameman, @James_Plays_4_Games
• Disagree:

 

[Minos_the_Judge]

It's worth mentioning in the intelligence section that Homer's conclusion about God is actually wrong, albeit convincing. Because we've been shown a million times that God exists in the world of The Simpsons.

 

[Accelerated_Evolution]

I personally agree with "High 8-C, possibly/likely, 8-A"

Homer's Intelligence section could be divided in something like "Common Sense" and "General Intelligence", just like Discord's profile does

I also agree with Minos, the text should be changed to "mathematically proved God don't existed, with it being so convincing that not even Ned Flanders could prove otherwise"

Everything otherwise looks good

 

[Jason_Courne]

Bump

 

[Accelerated_Evolution]

Bump

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

This is all really good! but I should let you know I do have some faster simpsons calcs relating to bullets ovo

Fat Tony is able to duck under submachine gun fire, Krusty dodges some other gun fire here

Don't mind if these calcs are a bit- moldy they were made three years ago uvu

 

[Jason_Courne]

Fat Tony is able to duck under submachine gun fire, Krusty dodges some other gun fire here

Ok cool, I was actually thinking of calculating them myself, but it's good they were already made

 

[ReaperAndBlues]

I can agree with everything

 

[Tonygameman]

Pretty good so far. (also agree with Accelerated on dividing Homer's intelligence section by tabbers)

 

[James_Plays_4_Games]

The revisions look acceptable. However, at the time of this reply, the "Fat Tony dodges a bullets and Grandpa does so too" blog post looks like it has yet to be evaluated.

 

[Jason_Courne]

Bump

 

[Flashlight237]

As the guy who looked into the Homer's nuclear meltdown calc, I would have gone with the low end for it (196 tons) since the 649-ton end uses the "steam=vaporization" assumption, which I personally disapprove of now.

 

[Jason_Courne]

As the guy who looked into the Homer's nuclear meltdown calc, I would have gone with the low end for it (196 tons) since the 649-ton end uses the "steam=vaporization" assumption, which I personally disapprove of now.

Ok I just edited it