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The Second VS Wiki Holy Grail War (Season 2)
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We were sitting with paintings of heroes. Around the table there are decorative carvings of the exploits of various heroes. A muscular archer slaying a hydra with 100 arrows (Hercules), a man holding a beautiful sword and the head of medusa besides a Pegasus (Perseus), an aged man firing an arrow through 20 axe heads (Odysseus), a man throwing a stone into an army of skeletal soldiers (Jason), a boy in his teen years drawing a sword from a stone (King Arthur), a young man walking out of a lake (Lancelot), a magician erecting the pillars of Stonehenge (Merlin), a man being brought to heaven with the holy grail (Galahad), two men fighting one another in a destroyed town with numerous weapons littering the ground (Gilgamesh and Enkidu), A spear wielder fighting through armies (Cu Chulain) and many others.
One looks like Jeanne but something about the spear wielder and the two men fighting made my bones chill...I remember that old man being a spear wielder but he seems to enjoy a hell of a fight...the two men are having weapons that i see in my GoB...Gah why i'm so bothered with getting my ass kicked by a old dude...
We got a ton of 5 star class food and boi it was delicious...Caroline is still a bit shy but at least she doesn't hide under the table while eating... Though Jeanne seemed to have something in her head then she stands up and explains to use on what she meant by her revelations...well tbf i'm not such a religious person and i'm a yolo person but Helena seems happy when she heard Liz is alive though something called a sword Sensou no Owari which then made me think...that old peeeping tom JUST before he left have something that could be called a sword if you can see properly then Jeanne went to me and said (though i can feel a hint of charisma in it):
Rider, I received a revelation that there will be a battle going on soon, I'd like your help to stop it without death. Before you ask, there are two reasons I think this could interest you. First, there's a chance the friends Caroline just made will die if you don't. (Rani nods her head and gives a peace sign with the same expressionless face...ok this girl needs new faces dammit) The second reason is that there's no better way to screw with servants fighting intent on winning the war, than to stop them from fighting rather than dying to or killing them.
Though i chuckle and then poked Jeanne's forehead with two fingers though everyone was more surprised at this:
- I'll join ya i guess felt like this will be a bit of fun so no need to have charisma at my face dammit~ though you said about a sword you had right?
- Yes I did mentioned that but I don't know where is it
- Here is an information exchange then...I saw an old man who teleported out with carrying a sword i can't get details but from where he was looking it seems like the girls bath or something
- WHA!! *Everyone was shocked at this information...huh it had more impact than i thought but everyone (minus Rani) had a red face oh boy...*
- Well i guess we go to the zoo *I took a mask that i found on the wall and said to Helena* Mind if I borrow this i forgot mine
- Ah sure...
- Thx and when do we do Jeanne??
[Found time lol]
One looks like Jeanne but something about the spear wielder and the two men fighting made my bones chill...I remember that old man being a spear wielder but he seems to enjoy a hell of a fight...the two men are having weapons that i see in my GoB...Gah why i'm so bothered with getting my ass kicked by a old dude...
We got a ton of 5 star class food and boi it was delicious...Caroline is still a bit shy but at least she doesn't hide under the table while eating... Though Jeanne seemed to have something in her head then she stands up and explains to use on what she meant by her revelations...well tbf i'm not such a religious person and i'm a yolo person but Helena seems happy when she heard Liz is alive though something called a sword Sensou no Owari which then made me think...that old peeeping tom JUST before he left have something that could be called a sword if you can see properly then Jeanne went to me and said (though i can feel a hint of charisma in it):
Rider, I received a revelation that there will be a battle going on soon, I'd like your help to stop it without death. Before you ask, there are two reasons I think this could interest you. First, there's a chance the friends Caroline just made will die if you don't. (Rani nods her head and gives a peace sign with the same expressionless face...ok this girl needs new faces dammit) The second reason is that there's no better way to screw with servants fighting intent on winning the war, than to stop them from fighting rather than dying to or killing them.
Though i chuckle and then poked Jeanne's forehead with two fingers though everyone was more surprised at this:
- I'll join ya i guess felt like this will be a bit of fun so no need to have charisma at my face dammit~ though you said about a sword you had right?
- Yes I did mentioned that but I don't know where is it
- Here is an information exchange then...I saw an old man who teleported out with carrying a sword i can't get details but from where he was looking it seems like the girls bath or something
- WHA!! *Everyone was shocked at this information...huh it had more impact than i thought but everyone (minus Rani) had a red face oh boy...*
- Well i guess we go to the zoo *I took a mask that i found on the wall and said to Helena* Mind if I borrow this i forgot mine
- Ah sure...
- Thx and when do we do Jeanne??
[Found time lol]
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[Anyway read a version of the chapter Rama is given his weapons it mentions well over 50 weapons most of them are missiles. Maybe we put a restriction like I can only use the bows, swords, some projectiles, polearms and arrows. No maces and missiles or other weapons unless you have A rank divinity or higher.]
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[Can I see the quote for all the weapons? That sounds impressive]
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[I'm posting it on your wall Monarch because it would take up to much space here.]
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[I didn't want to write Jeanne's response until Artoria responds, which isn't going to happen in the time where I can write a long response afterwards. I'm bolding stuff I consider important, which isn't much tbh, I guess just the stuff that could somehow affect you guys. Here's ???'s POV of her and Ruler's conversation and the stuff that went on afterwards.]
So he calls himself Cagli-uhhh… Cagi-? Cabinappa? Hearing the confusion in my thoughts my Liz, who is adorably standing behind my shoulder, tells me to have him repeat it. "Could you repeat that for us? Mr… Cabin?"
"Not even close. As I said before, my name is Cagliostro." (C)
"Got it, Cagliotso!" I reply with confidence. Afterwards my Liz says marker to me telepathically, so I add on, "my Liz was wondering if she could borrow a marker Mr Caglitotoro."
Caglimomo sighs turning towards my Liz and says "Good choice." Then seemingly out of nowhere he produces a brand-less permanent marker and passes it to my Liz. She then telepathically says to me hand, so I show her my hand and she starts writing a word on it.
"It says Ca-gli-o-stro?" Before I can ask why she wrote that, my Liz says in my head Name. Italy. "Oh, so that's his name?! Huh, what have I been saying until now?" I look away from the writing and try to repeat it to myself Cagliostro. Caglimokona. Caglioplue. Cagliotaromaru. Cagligekota. Cagliosonic. Caglikyubey. Caglicerberus. Caglitetsuya#2. Cagliohawk. Wait a minute… that last one didn't sound right! As I realize I made a single mistake on my last repetition of the name, I get frustrated, and declare, "Italian names are hard!" In my mind my Liz tells me, no you're just crazy.
Before I can think of a rebuttal for my Liz, Cagli tells us, holding up his right arm covered in command seals "As you could probably guess, in the last war I was the Ruler class. You can call me Ruler for now, but at least try to remember my name before Jeanne returns. Follow me." The two of us feel a bit skeptical of his explanation, but follow him nonetheless.
We walk to his colosseum, on the inside rests a large TV connected through wires to dozens of mysterious objects [read- game consoles], many of which look like misshapen boxes. I don't know what it could be, so I begin extending my hairs, the smallest barely perceptible ones moving towards the boxes to destroy them, and I protectively step in front of my Liz. Ruler moves and in a moment is holding the threads of hair that I'd sent towards the boxes. I'm shocked, but meanwhile my Liz has walked around me and is looking around in awe. In my mind she says They're games. They're harmless. Impressive set-up. Compliment. "So… these are games? Liz says she finds your set up impressive, you… have our compliments." I nod my head with supportive confidence.
"Thank you, but that's not what I brought you here for," Ruler turns around, and the screens turn on showing images of various events with incredible detail. "This is Neverland Overdrive. Though it may not be its original purpose, I'm able to display events from both the past and present here, with a function I call SNITV. For instance, this is my birth." All but one of the screens move back behind the center one. On the screen appears the Empire State Building, a bright light appears followed by a boy whose command seal covered arm holds a book.
He takes a moment to get his bearings, then we seem to skip forward a little where he looks down. We can see a large man wreaking havoc on the street with a man laughing maniacally behind him, they must be a servant and master, they seem like fun people. The boy sighs, writes in his book, and the servant begins glowing. He then leaps down from atop the building while the nearby people are still blinded, the servant grabs a knife from a nearby store, upon charging it with magic it slits its own throats and begins stabbing itself all over its body. By the time the master could see again his servant was dead, having brutalized itself, on the floor. The boy took the knife from the corpse and immediately severed the confused screaming master's arm, I can't help but compliment his tastes in my head, then he stabbed through the man's throat, cutting through his spine. Badass!
As the video displays the boy returning up the building, Ruler says "It only took 10 minutes before I was forced to deal with a servant breaking the rules."
"You looked… smaller" (?)
"I had a slight growth spurt." As Ruler replies the screen shows him glowing in front of a shocked man holding a spear, when it stops he's taller, older, and more muscular. Liz telepathically calls that Lancer The winner. I wonder if that would happen if I started magically glowing? I telepathically ask Liz, Liz, can you make me glow? I might get older too! Liz shakes her head to me. "I'm sure the two of you have also been wondering how I stuck around after the war." I start shaking my head no, but when I realize my Liz is nodding vigorously and repeating yes in my mind, I quickly change my answer.
The screen displays Ruler again, this time he seems panicked, but he's holding two books this time. He first writes in one, then he begins glowing with both books, and the second book changes greatly. "That's Preylati's spell book, my infinite source of magic. It allows me to maintain both my existence and this world's existence eternally, and was necessary to defeat the Saver of my war. He was a man who I panicked and killed due to unfortunate circumstances. I believe you've seen him briefly." He must be talking about Oldie!
"Anyways, I'll show you who killed you now." I cover my Liz's eyes. On the screen appeared 'Lancer'. A feeling of dread rushes over me as I imagine him killing my Liz, but I hold back my trembling. After destroying the Birdhouse he jumped to the roof of a building, transforming. "That's Kirioth, aka 'Beast'." I shudder He was a beast? Aren't those guys super duper dangerous? Helping him probably wouldn't be good for the health of this world's arms, good job past me.
"Scary… I made the right choice though." (?)
"You most certainly did, after all…" the image on the screen displays Ruler killing Beast. It was easy. Even after Beast took his true form. He literally looked like he had more trouble with the cooking process afterwards. When he started butchering Beast, I uncovered my Liz's eyes. As I'd expected, watching her murderer mutilated, butchered, cooked and eaten alive was soothing for her. If only there had been a bit more screaming though…
Telepathically my Liz said to me Is that clone? Was tasty? So I asked Ruler, "how did he taste? We're both curious. I've never tried eating someone I killed, and my Liz has never tried cannibalism. Or would we have to ask that… clone?"
"Sensory, actually. And that's not exactly cannibalism, he was more Beast than human after all. Anyways, he tasted quite good, though that was partially because I chose seasonings that go well with beast meat, and partially because his meat was quite high quality. Don't expect just anyone or anything you kill to taste good." A bit of a disappointing answer, my Liz looks disheartened as well.
"Then I guess we won't try eating someone when we go back. Unless you're willing to teach us how to tell if someone's got quality meat. And the proper method of seasoning, of course." I'm quite hopeful as I suggest this, though Liz is a little panicked calling out in my head Wait! Question! too far! Not good! Stop! Bad!
"How about no." I feel dejected after hearing his response. Alright, but my opinion of him, which had skyrocketed after watching him beat and eat Beast, dropped a little.
"Now onto the next of your questions, you can watch the war from here." The screen changes to Jeanne drenched in blood as she moves a corpse. I gasp as my hand goes to my mouth, so pretty! Jeanne definitely looks good in blood red, my Liz looks a bit jealous but can't help agreeing. Luckily she hasn't realized where we're viewing yet. In Ruler's Hand a remote is created, "use this to control it, there are buttons for each servant and master, although we already have a screen set up per for each, as well as one showing a map of their locations." 15 more screens appear, excluding the map, each one shows a different servant or master.
For the servants there's Jeanne, Saber taking care of Helena in her butler clothes, Caster escorting a bunch of church people somewhere and surprisingly not fanboying over Jeanne, a cool guy talking on the phone and speeding in a nice car as police fail to chase him down (I saw him earlier on my way home, I think he's Rider), a friendly seeming silent man feeding penguins human flesh [Berserker], a tired looking man talking about how he'd kill his master if it weren't for the command seals [Archer], an old man walking around and an old lady with faded command seals [Old Lancer], and Oldie. For the masters there's Helena teasing Saber, a girl I don't recognize talking to an eccentric looking man who's trying to force her to take a break [Rani], a sentient asshole that took over its owner's body and is now hitting on women [notShinji], a boring looking old man pulling a crying boy away from a fun penguin that bit his hand off [John], a sleeping girl who is either being escorted by or kidnapped by Caster [Chloe], a timid young woman on the phone with someone asking them to break fewer traffic laws [Caroline], and the old lady with the faded command seals [MissMoreTsundereThanOwari].
That's odd "Where's Lancer?"
Ruler zooms the image of the old man into one of the penguins' stomach, giving a tutorial in the process, "these are the motions used to zoom in or move the screen around. And here's Lancer and his master." In the penguins' stomachs are various bones and the pieces of a spear, a broadsword, and a gate. "It was a one-sided slaughter, even against a servant using three Noble Phantasms, and four currids." Ruler shakes his head in disappointment. I click a button on the remote that says 'INFO'
[I just threw this in for sh!ts and giggles, it should have no bearing on the game.] Information on the penguins shows up Name: Blessed Penguins; Classification: Divine Beast; Description: Penguins revived and blessed by numerous gods, each one possesses power on par with a powerful servant. Possessing an incredible growth rate, each of their parameters and abilities will match the highest stat of the strongest being or weapon they've eaten, they gain the abilities of any being or weapon they've eaten. WARNING: do not provoke under any circumstances.; Abilities: Skill and Parameter Upgrading (EX), Grow Up Grow (EX), Melt Virus (EX), Affections of the Goddess (EX, not Orion's), Animal Dialogue (EX), Human Dialogue (EX), At the Boundary (EX), Aptitude for Slaughter (body, EX), Battle Continuation (EX), Imperial Privelege (EX), Primordial Runes (EX), Advanced Academic Magical Knowledge (EX), Summoning (EX), Knowledge of Magical Traps (EX), Servant Physiology (EX), Magic Circuits of the Grail (Temporary, EX), Blessings of the Goddess (EX), Magic Resistance (EX), Discerning Eyes (EX), Divinity (only A+ cause anything higher isn't possible without being a literal god it seems), Divine Protection (EX), Double Class (EX, but still does nothing), Familiar Creation (EX), High-Speed Incantation (EX), Human Anatomy Understanding (EX), Charisma (EX, Healing Negation (EX), Healing Magic (EX), Illusionism (EX), Infinite Magical Energy Supply (EX), Magecraft (EX), Monstrous Strength (EX), Natural Monster (EX), Protection from Andraste (EX), Self-Modification (EX), Strategy (EX), Flight (EX), Speed buff, All Parameters Ranked EX, Telepathic Communication (EX), Sense Sharing (EX), The abilities of "Azrael, Magna Voluisse Magnum, and Gate of Skye assimilated into their bodies and ranked up to EX, Making Blah Question his Sanity (EX), Bathtub Flip (EX).
[Everyone's going to the zoo to fight, so don't provoke the penguins or you'll all be massacred and four penguins will win the holy grail war. Also these are all the skills Fab's group and random people at the zoo had in any way shape or form, the abilities my description of the penguins and their achievements so far would naturally give, and the abilities of a pair of Blahster's flight shoes, but all ranked up to EX by the penguins' ability. Why did I do this? For no reason. At all.]
"Who's Blah?" I ask.
"He was the last war's Caster, I still can't figure out what he has to do with penguins." Even Ruler is stumped, this must be a tough one. "That's besides the point though, I see you found the info button, as you can see there are also rewind, fast forward, pause, and play buttons. They let you look at past events, move back towards the present, stop at a specific moment or play the feed from the current position, just like on any other TV."
My Liz says something to me, so I tell Ruler, "I don't think normal TVs let you see the past. Is your information on the modern day incomplete?"
He just chuckles a little and says, "there's an infinitely respawing supply of lizards in the basement." In a moment my Liz is sprinting towards the stairs. I reluctantly follow her.
Once my Liz reaches the basement she starts telepathically talking to the lizards to gain their trust. Right now she only has simple thoughts, and animals are only capable of simple thoughts, so they get along well. After she gains one of their trust, she sends it upstairs to tell us if anything big happens on the monitors, and then starts gaining a few more's trust. Soon all the nearby lizards are chatting peacefully with her, one crawls onto her hand. She lifts it up, then reaches her hand out as if to pet it, and stabs its front legs with her nails, digging in deeply then crushing its voice box, all while laughing maniacally into my mind. The other lizards can't see it and she's cupping her hand to stop blood spillage. She's clearly experienced in this. Next she pulls out a lighter and starts burning the lizard alive, most of the other lizards can't make the connection. Then she heals it, and repeats the process a few times. I can hear the lizard screaming in agony through my Liz's telepathy. We both feel incredibly relaxed.
After a while, she has me trap the lizards with my hair, and butcher the cooked lizard. She places the lizard's severed head on the floor, and the other lizards go into a panic, she then forcibly starts feeding a piece of the cooked lizard to another lizard. The lizard is put through unimaginable suffering first from the taste, then from eating the lizard. Apparently my Liz's cooked lizard is so terrible it causes pain comparable to being stabbed repeatedly, weak willed people would die from shock, stronger people will fall unconscious I'd beg to be euthanized, few can endure. It was actually used as a last resort torture device in the Birdhouse without her knowing when she was younger. As expected the lizard dies from the pain shortly. After my Liz cooks it, I try eating it. "Delicious!" After hearing my praise my Liz cries in happiness and starts cooking more.
My Liz told me before that she got her nickname when she was younger because Helena came across her talking to a lizard and called her Liz as a joke. Helena screamed and tried to take it back when she saw my Liz start torturing the Lizard, but she just said, "No! It's the nickname you gave me, I'm keeping it." Then she had Helena eat a fried Lizard, Helena was immediately on the ground crying and screaming, once she could make out words she just begged to be released from her suffering I the only way she could imagine how. My Liz carried her back to the Birdhouse, then proceeded to introduce herself as Liz wherever she went to Helena's dismay.
After I think back to that fun story, the lizard we'd sent up starts returning, so my Liz and I head back to watch the screens. Jeanne, Helena, Saber, the safe driving girl, and the workaholic girl are all changing to get into the bath. One of them must be Jeanne's master, the other Rider's, since he's nearby." Sadly Jeanne is washing off the blood on her, but something else catches my attention… Oldie stole the sword! Now our message won't go through. My Liz is too preoccupied with Helena and Jeanne, to notice. I don't point out the theft to my Liz, we can't change it, there's no point in doing anything. For some reason she and Oldie both have nosebleeds, though I don't understand why. We continue watching for a while, the girl that Jeanne says is her master has started measuring the other girls' sizes, they all seem exhausted. My Liz says in my head Helena's growth. Impressive!
We watch for a while more, they have a nice meal, but Jeanne is alerted to an upcoming battle. As they make preparations, I'm glad she'll have more people protecting her, but also jealous of those other servants. I walk away from the screen for a bit leaving my Liz to watch. I then call out to Ruler, when he arrives I ask "From the way you talked to Jeanne and how Oldie is still alive, is it right to assume that those who become your possession will be able to stay after the war? Even in the real world?"
"That's correct," he confirms my thoughts.
"Then would you be willing to make me your possession? I'd need to ask that you let me freely move in the regular world though. I need to be able to watch over my Liz after the war." I wonder how he'll respond.
[This took so long to write. Sorry it's so long. Also it's probably my last POV in this war. Whatever happens with ??? and Ruler might affect next war, (probably not though) if it takes more than three weeks to start (that's how long I'll be away for due to medical issues).]
[I kinda feel bad for doing this with someone else's character, but I'm gonna have to leave Jeanne to either Redgrave or Artoria'. If either of you both don't have strong motive to win I'll leave it to you, if not I'll just leave it to Red anyways. Oh, actually if Monarch's able to do this, that would be great, since I know that he has absolutely no motive to win at this point, though I don't know if he can. Whoever takes over, make sure you keep trying to stop battles and stuff, and if Edwelken asks about Jeanne's "plan" before Owari's back, try to just plot convenience yourself away, but try not to make it seem like Jeanne's trying to avoid him. I'll probably still be watching the war and a few other threads when I can, but might not post much and definitely won't write anything long. G'night, see ya.]
So he calls himself Cagli-uhhh… Cagi-? Cabinappa? Hearing the confusion in my thoughts my Liz, who is adorably standing behind my shoulder, tells me to have him repeat it. "Could you repeat that for us? Mr… Cabin?"
"Not even close. As I said before, my name is Cagliostro." (C)
"Got it, Cagliotso!" I reply with confidence. Afterwards my Liz says marker to me telepathically, so I add on, "my Liz was wondering if she could borrow a marker Mr Caglitotoro."
Caglimomo sighs turning towards my Liz and says "Good choice." Then seemingly out of nowhere he produces a brand-less permanent marker and passes it to my Liz. She then telepathically says to me hand, so I show her my hand and she starts writing a word on it.
"It says Ca-gli-o-stro?" Before I can ask why she wrote that, my Liz says in my head Name. Italy. "Oh, so that's his name?! Huh, what have I been saying until now?" I look away from the writing and try to repeat it to myself Cagliostro. Caglimokona. Caglioplue. Cagliotaromaru. Cagligekota. Cagliosonic. Caglikyubey. Caglicerberus. Caglitetsuya#2. Cagliohawk. Wait a minute… that last one didn't sound right! As I realize I made a single mistake on my last repetition of the name, I get frustrated, and declare, "Italian names are hard!" In my mind my Liz tells me, no you're just crazy.
Before I can think of a rebuttal for my Liz, Cagli tells us, holding up his right arm covered in command seals "As you could probably guess, in the last war I was the Ruler class. You can call me Ruler for now, but at least try to remember my name before Jeanne returns. Follow me." The two of us feel a bit skeptical of his explanation, but follow him nonetheless.
We walk to his colosseum, on the inside rests a large TV connected through wires to dozens of mysterious objects [read- game consoles], many of which look like misshapen boxes. I don't know what it could be, so I begin extending my hairs, the smallest barely perceptible ones moving towards the boxes to destroy them, and I protectively step in front of my Liz. Ruler moves and in a moment is holding the threads of hair that I'd sent towards the boxes. I'm shocked, but meanwhile my Liz has walked around me and is looking around in awe. In my mind she says They're games. They're harmless. Impressive set-up. Compliment. "So… these are games? Liz says she finds your set up impressive, you… have our compliments." I nod my head with supportive confidence.
"Thank you, but that's not what I brought you here for," Ruler turns around, and the screens turn on showing images of various events with incredible detail. "This is Neverland Overdrive. Though it may not be its original purpose, I'm able to display events from both the past and present here, with a function I call SNITV. For instance, this is my birth." All but one of the screens move back behind the center one. On the screen appears the Empire State Building, a bright light appears followed by a boy whose command seal covered arm holds a book.
He takes a moment to get his bearings, then we seem to skip forward a little where he looks down. We can see a large man wreaking havoc on the street with a man laughing maniacally behind him, they must be a servant and master, they seem like fun people. The boy sighs, writes in his book, and the servant begins glowing. He then leaps down from atop the building while the nearby people are still blinded, the servant grabs a knife from a nearby store, upon charging it with magic it slits its own throats and begins stabbing itself all over its body. By the time the master could see again his servant was dead, having brutalized itself, on the floor. The boy took the knife from the corpse and immediately severed the confused screaming master's arm, I can't help but compliment his tastes in my head, then he stabbed through the man's throat, cutting through his spine. Badass!
As the video displays the boy returning up the building, Ruler says "It only took 10 minutes before I was forced to deal with a servant breaking the rules."
"You looked… smaller" (?)
"I had a slight growth spurt." As Ruler replies the screen shows him glowing in front of a shocked man holding a spear, when it stops he's taller, older, and more muscular. Liz telepathically calls that Lancer The winner. I wonder if that would happen if I started magically glowing? I telepathically ask Liz, Liz, can you make me glow? I might get older too! Liz shakes her head to me. "I'm sure the two of you have also been wondering how I stuck around after the war." I start shaking my head no, but when I realize my Liz is nodding vigorously and repeating yes in my mind, I quickly change my answer.
The screen displays Ruler again, this time he seems panicked, but he's holding two books this time. He first writes in one, then he begins glowing with both books, and the second book changes greatly. "That's Preylati's spell book, my infinite source of magic. It allows me to maintain both my existence and this world's existence eternally, and was necessary to defeat the Saver of my war. He was a man who I panicked and killed due to unfortunate circumstances. I believe you've seen him briefly." He must be talking about Oldie!
"Anyways, I'll show you who killed you now." I cover my Liz's eyes. On the screen appeared 'Lancer'. A feeling of dread rushes over me as I imagine him killing my Liz, but I hold back my trembling. After destroying the Birdhouse he jumped to the roof of a building, transforming. "That's Kirioth, aka 'Beast'." I shudder He was a beast? Aren't those guys super duper dangerous? Helping him probably wouldn't be good for the health of this world's arms, good job past me.
"Scary… I made the right choice though." (?)
"You most certainly did, after all…" the image on the screen displays Ruler killing Beast. It was easy. Even after Beast took his true form. He literally looked like he had more trouble with the cooking process afterwards. When he started butchering Beast, I uncovered my Liz's eyes. As I'd expected, watching her murderer mutilated, butchered, cooked and eaten alive was soothing for her. If only there had been a bit more screaming though…
Telepathically my Liz said to me Is that clone? Was tasty? So I asked Ruler, "how did he taste? We're both curious. I've never tried eating someone I killed, and my Liz has never tried cannibalism. Or would we have to ask that… clone?"
"Sensory, actually. And that's not exactly cannibalism, he was more Beast than human after all. Anyways, he tasted quite good, though that was partially because I chose seasonings that go well with beast meat, and partially because his meat was quite high quality. Don't expect just anyone or anything you kill to taste good." A bit of a disappointing answer, my Liz looks disheartened as well.
"Then I guess we won't try eating someone when we go back. Unless you're willing to teach us how to tell if someone's got quality meat. And the proper method of seasoning, of course." I'm quite hopeful as I suggest this, though Liz is a little panicked calling out in my head Wait! Question! too far! Not good! Stop! Bad!
"How about no." I feel dejected after hearing his response. Alright, but my opinion of him, which had skyrocketed after watching him beat and eat Beast, dropped a little.
"Now onto the next of your questions, you can watch the war from here." The screen changes to Jeanne drenched in blood as she moves a corpse. I gasp as my hand goes to my mouth, so pretty! Jeanne definitely looks good in blood red, my Liz looks a bit jealous but can't help agreeing. Luckily she hasn't realized where we're viewing yet. In Ruler's Hand a remote is created, "use this to control it, there are buttons for each servant and master, although we already have a screen set up per for each, as well as one showing a map of their locations." 15 more screens appear, excluding the map, each one shows a different servant or master.
For the servants there's Jeanne, Saber taking care of Helena in her butler clothes, Caster escorting a bunch of church people somewhere and surprisingly not fanboying over Jeanne, a cool guy talking on the phone and speeding in a nice car as police fail to chase him down (I saw him earlier on my way home, I think he's Rider), a friendly seeming silent man feeding penguins human flesh [Berserker], a tired looking man talking about how he'd kill his master if it weren't for the command seals [Archer], an old man walking around and an old lady with faded command seals [Old Lancer], and Oldie. For the masters there's Helena teasing Saber, a girl I don't recognize talking to an eccentric looking man who's trying to force her to take a break [Rani], a sentient asshole that took over its owner's body and is now hitting on women [notShinji], a boring looking old man pulling a crying boy away from a fun penguin that bit his hand off [John], a sleeping girl who is either being escorted by or kidnapped by Caster [Chloe], a timid young woman on the phone with someone asking them to break fewer traffic laws [Caroline], and the old lady with the faded command seals [MissMoreTsundereThanOwari].
That's odd "Where's Lancer?"
Ruler zooms the image of the old man into one of the penguins' stomach, giving a tutorial in the process, "these are the motions used to zoom in or move the screen around. And here's Lancer and his master." In the penguins' stomachs are various bones and the pieces of a spear, a broadsword, and a gate. "It was a one-sided slaughter, even against a servant using three Noble Phantasms, and four currids." Ruler shakes his head in disappointment. I click a button on the remote that says 'INFO'
[I just threw this in for sh!ts and giggles, it should have no bearing on the game.] Information on the penguins shows up Name: Blessed Penguins; Classification: Divine Beast; Description: Penguins revived and blessed by numerous gods, each one possesses power on par with a powerful servant. Possessing an incredible growth rate, each of their parameters and abilities will match the highest stat of the strongest being or weapon they've eaten, they gain the abilities of any being or weapon they've eaten. WARNING: do not provoke under any circumstances.; Abilities: Skill and Parameter Upgrading (EX), Grow Up Grow (EX), Melt Virus (EX), Affections of the Goddess (EX, not Orion's), Animal Dialogue (EX), Human Dialogue (EX), At the Boundary (EX), Aptitude for Slaughter (body, EX), Battle Continuation (EX), Imperial Privelege (EX), Primordial Runes (EX), Advanced Academic Magical Knowledge (EX), Summoning (EX), Knowledge of Magical Traps (EX), Servant Physiology (EX), Magic Circuits of the Grail (Temporary, EX), Blessings of the Goddess (EX), Magic Resistance (EX), Discerning Eyes (EX), Divinity (only A+ cause anything higher isn't possible without being a literal god it seems), Divine Protection (EX), Double Class (EX, but still does nothing), Familiar Creation (EX), High-Speed Incantation (EX), Human Anatomy Understanding (EX), Charisma (EX, Healing Negation (EX), Healing Magic (EX), Illusionism (EX), Infinite Magical Energy Supply (EX), Magecraft (EX), Monstrous Strength (EX), Natural Monster (EX), Protection from Andraste (EX), Self-Modification (EX), Strategy (EX), Flight (EX), Speed buff, All Parameters Ranked EX, Telepathic Communication (EX), Sense Sharing (EX), The abilities of "Azrael, Magna Voluisse Magnum, and Gate of Skye assimilated into their bodies and ranked up to EX, Making Blah Question his Sanity (EX), Bathtub Flip (EX).
[Everyone's going to the zoo to fight, so don't provoke the penguins or you'll all be massacred and four penguins will win the holy grail war. Also these are all the skills Fab's group and random people at the zoo had in any way shape or form, the abilities my description of the penguins and their achievements so far would naturally give, and the abilities of a pair of Blahster's flight shoes, but all ranked up to EX by the penguins' ability. Why did I do this? For no reason. At all.]
"Who's Blah?" I ask.
"He was the last war's Caster, I still can't figure out what he has to do with penguins." Even Ruler is stumped, this must be a tough one. "That's besides the point though, I see you found the info button, as you can see there are also rewind, fast forward, pause, and play buttons. They let you look at past events, move back towards the present, stop at a specific moment or play the feed from the current position, just like on any other TV."
My Liz says something to me, so I tell Ruler, "I don't think normal TVs let you see the past. Is your information on the modern day incomplete?"
He just chuckles a little and says, "there's an infinitely respawing supply of lizards in the basement." In a moment my Liz is sprinting towards the stairs. I reluctantly follow her.
Once my Liz reaches the basement she starts telepathically talking to the lizards to gain their trust. Right now she only has simple thoughts, and animals are only capable of simple thoughts, so they get along well. After she gains one of their trust, she sends it upstairs to tell us if anything big happens on the monitors, and then starts gaining a few more's trust. Soon all the nearby lizards are chatting peacefully with her, one crawls onto her hand. She lifts it up, then reaches her hand out as if to pet it, and stabs its front legs with her nails, digging in deeply then crushing its voice box, all while laughing maniacally into my mind. The other lizards can't see it and she's cupping her hand to stop blood spillage. She's clearly experienced in this. Next she pulls out a lighter and starts burning the lizard alive, most of the other lizards can't make the connection. Then she heals it, and repeats the process a few times. I can hear the lizard screaming in agony through my Liz's telepathy. We both feel incredibly relaxed.
After a while, she has me trap the lizards with my hair, and butcher the cooked lizard. She places the lizard's severed head on the floor, and the other lizards go into a panic, she then forcibly starts feeding a piece of the cooked lizard to another lizard. The lizard is put through unimaginable suffering first from the taste, then from eating the lizard. Apparently my Liz's cooked lizard is so terrible it causes pain comparable to being stabbed repeatedly, weak willed people would die from shock, stronger people will fall unconscious I'd beg to be euthanized, few can endure. It was actually used as a last resort torture device in the Birdhouse without her knowing when she was younger. As expected the lizard dies from the pain shortly. After my Liz cooks it, I try eating it. "Delicious!" After hearing my praise my Liz cries in happiness and starts cooking more.
My Liz told me before that she got her nickname when she was younger because Helena came across her talking to a lizard and called her Liz as a joke. Helena screamed and tried to take it back when she saw my Liz start torturing the Lizard, but she just said, "No! It's the nickname you gave me, I'm keeping it." Then she had Helena eat a fried Lizard, Helena was immediately on the ground crying and screaming, once she could make out words she just begged to be released from her suffering I the only way she could imagine how. My Liz carried her back to the Birdhouse, then proceeded to introduce herself as Liz wherever she went to Helena's dismay.
After I think back to that fun story, the lizard we'd sent up starts returning, so my Liz and I head back to watch the screens. Jeanne, Helena, Saber, the safe driving girl, and the workaholic girl are all changing to get into the bath. One of them must be Jeanne's master, the other Rider's, since he's nearby." Sadly Jeanne is washing off the blood on her, but something else catches my attention… Oldie stole the sword! Now our message won't go through. My Liz is too preoccupied with Helena and Jeanne, to notice. I don't point out the theft to my Liz, we can't change it, there's no point in doing anything. For some reason she and Oldie both have nosebleeds, though I don't understand why. We continue watching for a while, the girl that Jeanne says is her master has started measuring the other girls' sizes, they all seem exhausted. My Liz says in my head Helena's growth. Impressive!
We watch for a while more, they have a nice meal, but Jeanne is alerted to an upcoming battle. As they make preparations, I'm glad she'll have more people protecting her, but also jealous of those other servants. I walk away from the screen for a bit leaving my Liz to watch. I then call out to Ruler, when he arrives I ask "From the way you talked to Jeanne and how Oldie is still alive, is it right to assume that those who become your possession will be able to stay after the war? Even in the real world?"
"That's correct," he confirms my thoughts.
"Then would you be willing to make me your possession? I'd need to ask that you let me freely move in the regular world though. I need to be able to watch over my Liz after the war." I wonder how he'll respond.
[This took so long to write. Sorry it's so long. Also it's probably my last POV in this war. Whatever happens with ??? and Ruler might affect next war, (probably not though) if it takes more than three weeks to start (that's how long I'll be away for due to medical issues).]
[I kinda feel bad for doing this with someone else's character, but I'm gonna have to leave Jeanne to either Redgrave or Artoria'. If either of you both don't have strong motive to win I'll leave it to you, if not I'll just leave it to Red anyways. Oh, actually if Monarch's able to do this, that would be great, since I know that he has absolutely no motive to win at this point, though I don't know if he can. Whoever takes over, make sure you keep trying to stop battles and stuff, and if Edwelken asks about Jeanne's "plan" before Owari's back, try to just plot convenience yourself away, but try not to make it seem like Jeanne's trying to avoid him. I'll probably still be watching the war and a few other threads when I can, but might not post much and definitely won't write anything long. G'night, see ya.]
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[I TOLD YA THOSE PENGUINS ARE PRINNIES!! XD]
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[Cagliotso. Mr Caglitotoro. Caglimomo Caglimokona. Caglioplue. Cagliotaromaru. Cagligekota. Cagliosonic. Caglikyubey. Caglicerberus. Caglitetsuya#2. If any other manifestations are created, I am giving them these names]
[It would take a little longer than 10 minutes to write a servant to suicide. More like a day. Also, Cagliostro doesn't let on that Kirioth's killer was not him]
[Technically, it isn't becoming my possession that lets you stick around. It's making a contract with me. I become the source of your mana that keeps you around.]
"Can I make a contract with you? Let you stay around? Hmmm. Why not. Blatantly insanity ans psyhopathy amuses me. I'll make a split contract with you so I become the mana supplier"
[For the love of god. Do not provoke those penguins]
[It would take a little longer than 10 minutes to write a servant to suicide. More like a day. Also, Cagliostro doesn't let on that Kirioth's killer was not him]
[Technically, it isn't becoming my possession that lets you stick around. It's making a contract with me. I become the source of your mana that keeps you around.]
"Can I make a contract with you? Let you stay around? Hmmm. Why not. Blatantly insanity ans psyhopathy amuses me. I'll make a split contract with you so I become the mana supplier"
[For the love of god. Do not provoke those penguins]
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Challenge accepted, this will be the first labour for budget HeraclesMonarch Laciel said:
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[How about i use rank A+ charisma to convince them to help instead >
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[I had originally intended these penguins to be completely normal with absolutely nothing supernatural about them, but sure, overpowered god penguins works too]
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[So penguins will rampage everyone and can they be convinced if someone used charisma or something? I'm just curious if someone can make a penguin army lmao]
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[I see divinity on those penguins.
Hmmm wonder if I Could coerce them into working for me]
Hmmm wonder if I Could coerce them into working for me]
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[No. The penguins will murder anyone who tries]
[They cannot be reasoned with. They cannot be manipulated. They cannot be tamed. They cannot be stopped. All you can do once you have angered them is run from your inevitable end]
[They cannot be reasoned with. They cannot be manipulated. They cannot be tamed. They cannot be stopped. All you can do once you have angered them is run from your inevitable end]
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[Mind as well make the new york penguin massacre here OVO (i'm so not going to talk to penguins when my character (Rider) gets there lol)]
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[Shrimp and Fishes should do?
The fastest way to a penguin's heart is through its stomach ~ Penguin Researcher 1246]
The fastest way to a penguin's heart is through its stomach ~ Penguin Researcher 1246]
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[The penguins have EX Charisma, mana, luck, magic resistance and at the boundary. You can't influence them with mind techniques.]
[Additionally with their charisma and divinity they're more likely to indoctrinate you into a cult about them than anything else…]
[They can get fish and shrimp whenever they like. Only reason they'd "help" you is if you were attacked while feeding them. And even then they'd eat you as well for failing to feed them properly.]
[Additionally with their charisma and divinity they're more likely to indoctrinate you into a cult about them than anything else…]
[They can get fish and shrimp whenever they like. Only reason they'd "help" you is if you were attacked while feeding them. And even then they'd eat you as well for failing to feed them properly.]
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[Is it just me or being charisma-lead by OP Killer penguins in their bid to dominate the world sound cool?]
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[Those are prinnies I'm not senile now lmfao]
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[Bump]
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[More cameos for wtf reasons]
Now that I think about it the grail war is slightly stupid in a way...me and my master (this is old lancer) walked around and when we were around the white lily mansion i saw an old guy who looked REAL familiar but had a sword in hard before he teleported...he had simillar move with ruler...wait only one other person in the previous war had it so oh boi...I decided to look at his angle and then...i saw girls taking a bath with another girl groping others...wait f**k yuri action here red flag this made me lost a few years oh my life...
"What did you see" Sarah said after i got down and looking like she will burst a vein...
"Just some girls playing around"
"...Well...let's see" She is looking in my memories well s*** to this old man "A**HOLE" Does a shoryuken Akuma would be proud off... and i land face first in the concrete the life of a lancer is painful...
"It's not my fault...at least i didn't get a nosebleed which you know how my nosebleeds only when i get punched...anyway I feel like that boy will likely want about our little old friend saver"
"Wasn't he killed?"
"Don't know Ruler may have a hand in this idk...man our fight was always intense let's be fair"
"I noticed...stop nearly killing each other"
"Well we won't die so easy though...I do wish I can get a NP that allows me to get close to Akasha yet not there so you can say I want to be an existence nothing short of akasha can kill me or something cliche ik...I'm weird like that"
"If you do want it then at least get an avatar back"
"I'm not stupid though i feel like that kid would be a good sparing partner if he evolves...idk what ever anyway" I looked again to see that boy that i fought in there "Ahh perfect" I picked my pen and a paper i keep around "Ok...so here" what i wrote:
Dear you blockhead of a boy,
I saw someone outside the mansion carrying a sword looked like a peeping tom but he is a servant of the previous war idk much only he can teleport my only advice kid once you see kill him at sight i don't like how he also stayed but it's your choice also you'll know when you see him
Yours, truly an old man
"I just prefer to even the field" I made a paper airplane and wrote as the to who: The only boy among the girls and threw it at the door while ringing the doorbell which i see one of the maids took it "Good let's see how this turns out" We walk to central park so i can go to arcade again and own some noobs in tekken again
(Meanwhile)
I got ready with the mask (New rider) when a maid came in
- "Miss I've got a letter" The maid tells
- "From who?" Helena questions this
- "We don't know but it had the letter to be addressed: "The only boy among the girls"
- "Wait" *I took the letter and read its contents* "An old servant from 60 years ago...wtf" I mummered softly until no one can hear it. He gave me a tip saying kill him on sight...so he is dangerous and unknown i see...well i will keep this in mind
- "What does it say?" Jeanne asks
- "Just some info on an enemy servant but not its power so its rubbish" I just shrug it "Let's get ready to the zoo why don't we?" I said as I kept that advice in mind
Now that I think about it the grail war is slightly stupid in a way...me and my master (this is old lancer) walked around and when we were around the white lily mansion i saw an old guy who looked REAL familiar but had a sword in hard before he teleported...he had simillar move with ruler...wait only one other person in the previous war had it so oh boi...I decided to look at his angle and then...i saw girls taking a bath with another girl groping others...wait f**k yuri action here red flag this made me lost a few years oh my life...
"What did you see" Sarah said after i got down and looking like she will burst a vein...
"Just some girls playing around"
"...Well...let's see" She is looking in my memories well s*** to this old man "A**HOLE" Does a shoryuken Akuma would be proud off... and i land face first in the concrete the life of a lancer is painful...
"It's not my fault...at least i didn't get a nosebleed which you know how my nosebleeds only when i get punched...anyway I feel like that boy will likely want about our little old friend saver"
"Wasn't he killed?"
"Don't know Ruler may have a hand in this idk...man our fight was always intense let's be fair"
"I noticed...stop nearly killing each other"
"Well we won't die so easy though...I do wish I can get a NP that allows me to get close to Akasha yet not there so you can say I want to be an existence nothing short of akasha can kill me or something cliche ik...I'm weird like that"
"If you do want it then at least get an avatar back"
"I'm not stupid though i feel like that kid would be a good sparing partner if he evolves...idk what ever anyway" I looked again to see that boy that i fought in there "Ahh perfect" I picked my pen and a paper i keep around "Ok...so here" what i wrote:
Dear you blockhead of a boy,
I saw someone outside the mansion carrying a sword looked like a peeping tom but he is a servant of the previous war idk much only he can teleport my only advice kid once you see kill him at sight i don't like how he also stayed but it's your choice also you'll know when you see him
Yours, truly an old man
"I just prefer to even the field" I made a paper airplane and wrote as the to who: The only boy among the girls and threw it at the door while ringing the doorbell which i see one of the maids took it "Good let's see how this turns out" We walk to central park so i can go to arcade again and own some noobs in tekken again
(Meanwhile)
I got ready with the mask (New rider) when a maid came in
- "Miss I've got a letter" The maid tells
- "From who?" Helena questions this
- "We don't know but it had the letter to be addressed: "The only boy among the girls"
- "Wait" *I took the letter and read its contents* "An old servant from 60 years ago...wtf" I mummered softly until no one can hear it. He gave me a tip saying kill him on sight...so he is dangerous and unknown i see...well i will keep this in mind
- "What does it say?" Jeanne asks
- "Just some info on an enemy servant but not its power so its rubbish" I just shrug it "Let's get ready to the zoo why don't we?" I said as I kept that advice in mind
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[Just pointing out, that my independent manifestation makes me present throughout all of time and space]TISSG7Redgrave said:
[All of it]
[I was there in the bathroom with the girls. Watching]
[I'm everywhere]
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[We have one old pervert, one accidental pervert outside and another one that is not only cosmic but literally in the big a** bath with them probably recording the yuri s**t]
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[Well, things are quiet aren't they]
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[Got exams this week]
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[Good luck]
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[Yeah it's mostly because we are waiting for Owari and Artoria to come back. GL on your exams Llama.]
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[Thanks for the wishes. Two more, easy ones, so back to active!]
[Goddamnit I remain pervert who cannot be possibly caught by anyone participating this war until they return]
[Goddamnit I remain pervert who cannot be possibly caught by anyone participating this war until they return]
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[Meanwhile i stuck with the oldman.]
"Master, if you wish for anything more just tell me." I said after served my Master some food.
O-o.....My master look at all the food's that i Serve him with wide eyes.
"Um Berserker...while i said that i'm very hungry...." he said while looking The table.
"You don't need to made this much you know?" Omelet, Soup, Chicken legs, Pork chop....all are well-cooked even though it made out of almost Expired ingredients.
"i see that your refrigerator is full of Almost Expied food's and ingredients, so i use what i can use to make this meal." I explained.
"[Almost Expired]?" He asked while scoop some of the Soup......then he take the scoop.
......!
"Delicious!!! This to and This!" He said as he countinue taste all the food in front of him before begin to eat for real.
-10 minutes laters-
Ôû¬burpÔû¬ all the plates.....clean then ever.
....."wow...i never thought that after my mother died i will get a chance to taste an meal this delicious ever again." My master said after ate everything i Cooked, as Ex-chef i must say i feel great.
"Good to heard that you enjoyed the meal" i said before go to Prepare the water for master, due this room has no Water heater i have to make warm water for master myself.
So look like it need sometime t-
Newtype Flash sound
So......someone is coming here huh?
"Master, if you wish for anything more just tell me." I said after served my Master some food.
O-o.....My master look at all the food's that i Serve him with wide eyes.
"Um Berserker...while i said that i'm very hungry...." he said while looking The table.
"You don't need to made this much you know?" Omelet, Soup, Chicken legs, Pork chop....all are well-cooked even though it made out of almost Expired ingredients.
"i see that your refrigerator is full of Almost Expied food's and ingredients, so i use what i can use to make this meal." I explained.
"[Almost Expired]?" He asked while scoop some of the Soup......then he take the scoop.
......!
"Delicious!!! This to and This!" He said as he countinue taste all the food in front of him before begin to eat for real.
-10 minutes laters-
Ôû¬burpÔû¬ all the plates.....clean then ever.
....."wow...i never thought that after my mother died i will get a chance to taste an meal this delicious ever again." My master said after ate everything i Cooked, as Ex-chef i must say i feel great.
"Good to heard that you enjoyed the meal" i said before go to Prepare the water for master, due this room has no Water heater i have to make warm water for master myself.
So look like it need sometime t-
Newtype Flash sound
So......someone is coming here huh?
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[So uh... Guess I'll be tho one to ask this question. Should we continue waiting for Owari and Artoria or move on without them. Either way I'll likely be too busy for anything exceptionally grand until next week but personally I'd rather wait. Idk how everyone else feels though.]
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[I personally rather wait because its their POV and well it does help with the story in what they want to change and thoughts, etc i figure we should wait]
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[I can wait]
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