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The Real World Discussion Thread

So, how do I calculate this?
You need a defined feat that implies or states "hmmm... yes, this robot withstood damage/force."

I't hard to say if it [the robot] could withstand punching into a wall, and there's no large size calculations application to this. Below Average Human level, possibly Human level as normal durability, but 10-A to 9-C fragmentation energy is more useful as a separation and reference.
 
Also think this should be discussed here, though the thread itself works too:
 
Also think this should be discussed here, though the thread itself works too:
Accidentally reposted and deleted the repost cause it's already there (the draft was saved in the message box welp).

Either way...
Would it actually reach planetary AP or Zack got his calcs wrong?

There is also this:

(It has an error in the 6th page about the polonium, the umbrella incident killed Markov and involved ricin, Litvinenko was killed with polonium possibly in his tea.)
It was made by XKCD and Derek Lowe.


There's also these:
 
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Wow

Want to see more matchups for IRL elephant? here are some! currently we are wating for 2 matchups to end before going for the Batman Gaunlet
 
But regarding Betta fish recalc - if it capable of tanking collisions with aquarium walls without problem, would it count as durability/ap for Betta fish?
 
But regarding Betta fish recalc - if it capable of tanking collisions with aquarium walls without problem, would it count as durability/ap for Betta fish?
THis topic has been covered countless times already. If it tanks collisions with little concussion issues, the animal feat counts as durability.
 
I wish I had a way to calc the terminal velocity of a jackfruit, I have a profile for a jackfruit tree in my sandbox rooting for a long time now
 
I wish I had a way to calc the terminal velocity of a jackfruit, I have a profile for a jackfruit tree in my sandbox rooting for a long time now
Maybe try calcing durians or coconuts or other heavy plant stuff too while you're at it? (I see why jackfruit though, it's the largest tree fruit.)
Also, as for terminal velocity:
But yeah finding the drag coefficient might be hard.
 
also about human dura:
Max amount of force is 1100 lbs.

So:
Human skull is 0.572 m.
1,100 / 0.572 = 1,923.07692308 pounds per meter.
So 8554.272337 J.

Please note that this doesn't count as actual dura. I am only scaling the skeleton's dura, not the dura of the human itself (for that I'd have to account for muscles and skin as well).
 
also about human dura:
Max amount of force is 1100 lbs.

So:
Human skull is 0.572 m.
1,100 / 0.572 = 1,923.07692308 pounds per meter.
So 8554.272337 J.

Please note that this doesn't count as actual dura. I am only scaling the skeleton's dura, not the dura of the human itself (for that I'd have to account for muscles and skin as well).
 
Do we have a page of Beavers? I couldn't find it for some reason and I'm genuinely interested what kind of intellect they would get
 
I think I might start working on a big bang profile blog
I can share information on the event itself. I have it well documented in my DIY the universe profile. The only issue is how do we define the Big Bang and it's time period? The latter seems to be vagueish on the time period, but if it's the immediate event, I can share the information.
 
Do we have a page of Beavers? I couldn't find it for some reason and I'm genuinely interested what kind of intellect they would get
In that case, look up leads for the Beavers' intelligence on the internet. The internet is right in front of you.
 
I can share information on the event itself. I have it well documented in my DIY the universe profile. The only issue is how do we define the Big Bang and it's time period? The latter seems to be vagueish on the time period, but if it's the immediate event, I can share the information.
I was thinking of using Cosmic Inflation for it since that's the current accepted theory (the singularity crap got debunked). Also we could add "2-B with Environmental Destruction via eternal inflation" as the eternal inflation theory puts the numbers at 10^10^10^7 universes.
 
In that case, look up leads for the Beavers' intelligence on the internet. The internet is right in front of you.
The thing is - what is qualified as "animalistic" and "high animalistic" intelligence? Question was more about VSBW standards than anything
 
I'm genuinely interested about that
If we don't have such profile - won't you mind if I'll try to at least start to making this profile and try to gather more people to help me create it? (Btw, I would try to be respectful as much as possible and most likely would just use the worst diseases, instead of shaming people for their flaws and mistakes)
 
Yeah, don't mess with crocodiles. One of those effers can shrug off Yor Forger's stilettos if it ran a fade with her.:
 
What currently needs to be done here? 🙏
 

Yeah there's more cases beyond Gage and Carlos Rodriguez.

 
I'm genuinely interested about that
If we don't have such profile - won't you mind if I'll try to at least start to making this profile and try to gather more people to help me create it? (Btw, I would try to be respectful as much as possible and most likely would just use the worst diseases, instead of shaming people for their flaws and mistakes)
Update - it's already made. It's on Jokes battles wiki
 
Sorry if I'm bothering anyone, just want to ask whether this makes sense and is acceptable (in the context of commentary on the real world and morality and ethics, and also with regard to how to better perform in a fight/matchup, I know it seems convoluted as frick but please bear with me):
Depends, SBA conditions, or IRL rule conditions. I'm booksmart in how street fights generally go.

Regarding street fights, generally, who hits first, has a better strength, will and durability advantage; and can get the other on the ground first generally has a massive headstart and would likely win. You'd probably need to mentally train to counter a lot of the severe potential disadvantages in a street fight.
 
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