The most powerful being beyond our mortal comprehension vs puny magic waifus.

[Mefre]

Speedwago has had enough, he will no longer accept Witches and Sorcers toying with the lives of others.


A being beyond.

R1: Speedwagon wields his almighty sledgehammer.

R2: He takes out his hat, none shall be spared.

How long does the waifus last in the presence of the being beyond the ultimate lifeform.

 

[Agnaa]

Bump, I'm not sure who'd win yet, waiting for other arguments.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Mismatch, Speedwagon would end the verse with a glare.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Speedwagon exists and the verse instantly gets wiped out, it's not even nothingness anymore.

 

[Wokistan]

Even Speedwagon soloes 007th!

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Let's not forget that Speedwagon's sole existence can not just wipe it out but also inflict eternal suffering of prolapses on all of the characters. If a character lacks the ability to feel pain then Speedwagon will give them the ability to feel pain and an anus as well so that they can have a prolapse.

 

[MYHERO]

Spite match. Somebody lock this thread immediately.

 

[TheLuffyPlayer]

Speeeedowagon destroys everyone with his legendary and almighty hat.

 

[Fancy_Spy]

This fight needs to be taken down, Speedwagon stomps on all of them, and while he is stomping them another Speedwagon on the sidelines will be describing in perfect detail how each character was defeated.

 

[IvoryAS]

Yall know he's best Jojo right?

 

[Flasher265]

second best jojo sir joseph always no 1

 

[MYHERO]

Please, Joseph is only considered the best because of memes.

W A I T

 

[The_Smashor]

Speedwagon can warm his abs so hot as to melt absolute zero ice. Stomp.

 

[KLOL506]

Speedwagon just Darth Nihluses Darth Nihlus and all the puny verses, including our own.

 

[IvoryAS]

Please, Joseph is only considered the best because of memes.
W A I T

I just remebered, second best.

To Polnareff of course.

 

[Tteerit]

Didn't you guys know? Just by existing in JoJo's weird verse allows one to transcend the limitation of fiction and blend into our current reality. Speedwargon takes off his hat, showing his glorious golden hair for all to see. He thus blows away all fictions in the city of books along with every known voyager. As for Featherine, because he's transcending the concept of reality and fiction, he travels to Japan and slaps Ryukishi07 himself, casing him to win by default.


Speedwargon stomps the whole verse.

 

[Creaturemaster971]

Speedwagon does not need to fight.

He merely narrates the situation...

...and withdraws coolly.

Speedwagon via Brojo

 

[IvoryAS]

Speedwagon does not need to fight.
He merely narrates the situation...

...and withdraws coolly.

Speedwagon via Brojo

There have been people who have stated that the narrator is Speedwagon's stand!

 

[Creaturemaster971]

Quote from a Youtube comment on a Jojo's reference:

Little known fact, Speed Wagon was actually the first Stand user seen in JoJo. His stand "Can't Fight This Feeling" allows him to observe and narrate over any action he witnesses with perfect accuracy, without drawing any attention to himself in the process. It's secondary power also allows him to heat up his abs hot enough to melt frozen limbs in a matter of seconds.´╗┐

 

[KLOL506]

HERE'S A PADORU TO MAKE DAYS HAPPY

 

[Junkoposter]

what the hec

 

[Mefre]

what the hec

Yes.

 

[Creaturemaster971]

To the tune of Jingle Bells/Padoru

Speedwagon, Speedwago

R. E. O. Speedwago

On Ogre Street

Where he got beat

And redeemed by Jonathaaaa

Speedwagon, Speedwago

Always narratin'

Died in 82

We'll remember you

As best bro there's ever bee

 

[Moritzva]

If Yang was added to the opposing side this would be a fair match. Stomp.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

gg conceptual shotgun gauntlet blast