The most embarrassing things you did in VSBW?

[LephyrTheRevanchist]

You got a hat collection? Because that sounds like a lotta cap.

damn, destroyed

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

The very next comment is about Natsu also getting washed as well, which makes me all the happier that nowadays his strongest state is likely among the best High 6-A characters on the wiki

Nowadays there's so few of chars in VSBW that had a very bad records (lose streak)

I will miss the days when Esdeath was considered as the biggest loser and Mami with her mad records of winning tho lel

 

[Colonel_Krukov]

damn, destroyed

Zoro sent 'em to the Jurassic just to get Tyrannosaurus Rekt

 

[Abu2411]

You got a hat collection? Because that sounds like a lotta cap.

This would have been a good comeback if I actually knew what it meant.

 

[Arceus0x]

Just generally being salty in versus threads that had my favorite characters. I was way younger and dumb and though i stil feel the salt sometimes i kinda just walk away from things that piss me off.
The most salty time was when i made Meta Knight vs. Kirito and he was losing cause "fReEZe gG" and i closed the thread for a while until some people pointed it out and i ended up opening it.
I will be honest i felt a wave of relief when that one guy came in and nerfed the living hell out of SAO and dunked the freeze gg if i remember correctly. It was damn surprising to see the amount of crazy inconsistencies in his profile.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I joined the wiki.

 

[Arceus0x]

I joined the wiki.

 

[Abu2411]

Now that I think about it, my very first thread was the Beyonder vs Shub-Niggurath back when they were both 1-A.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

This would have been a good comeback if I actually knew what it meant.

People often refer to lying as "capping". When someone says "that's cap", "that's big cap", or "that's a lotta cap", they're basically saying "you're lying."

Caps are also an alternate word for hat, so I compared the cap of your statement to a hypothetical hat collection to emphasize the amount of cap in what you said.

 

[VegetaFan756]

In the old internal forum I INSISTED that Sonic was only the speed of sound, and Super Sonic was SOL.

 

[Abu2411]

People often refer to lying as "capping". When someone says "that's cap", "that's big cap", or "that's a lotta cap", they're basically saying "you're lying."

Caps are also an alternate word for hat, so I compared the cap of your statement to a hypothetical hat collection to emphasize the amount of cap in what you said.

Oh, so a slang term for bullshit. Not that funny ngl.

I'm still struggling to remember anything embarrassing I've done online. It's hard for me to be embarrassed over the internet.

 

[Abu2411]

OH ok now I remember, I went absolutely livid and called the jojo supporters giorno cocksuckers and had a big rant about how jojo vs battles fans should be executed.


Then again, I guess that's more based than embarrassing.

 

[VegetaFan756]

OH ok now I remember, I went absolutely livid and called the jojo supporters giorno cocksuckers and had a big rant about how jojo vs battles fans should be executed.


Then again, I guess that's more based than embarrassing.

HAHA YEAH GOOD THING IM TOTALLY NOT A JOJO FAN
MAN WOULDN’T THAT BE AKWARD (lol jk)

 

[Arceus0x]

OH ok now I remember, I went absolutely livid and called the jojo supporters giorno cocksuckers and had a big rant about how jojo vs battles fans should be executed.


Then again, I guess that's more based than embarrassing.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

HAHA YEAH GOOD THING IM TOTALLY NOT A JOJO FAN
MAN WOULDN’T THAT BE AKWARD (lol jk)

Of course not! You're a Vegeta fan! It's in the name!

 

[Nierre]

 

[LephyrTheRevanchist]

Should've put the entire circus while we're at it.

 

[Abu2411]

I can get an excerpt, I was planning on posting the entire thing but just settled on a paragraph or so

 

[Arceus0x]

OH ok now I remember, I went absolutely livid and called the jojo supporters giorno cocksuckers and had a big rant about how jojo vs battles fans should be executed.


Then again, I guess that's more based than embarrassing.

 

[Arceus0x]

fixed, the circus

 

[Abu2411]

So here is the excerpt:

"Jojo threads.


When I go on to Vs Debates and see a Jojo character, several emotions wash over me. A growing heat starts in my chest and bile begins to fill my throat. My body petrifies itself out of a feeling of fear and anger at Jojo fans. I am simultaneously scared and upset at them. I cannot control myself, why does hatred rise out of my body like so? This is a question I cannot answer, and an emotion I have given up on controlling. Perhaps my subconscious is fed up with my strong disagreement on the combat statistics and abilities of Jojo characters, and the shoddy reasoning behind them as well as the fact that a downgrade can never be possible due to the presence of the fans, who vastly outnumber any opponents the verse may have. We receive only slight AP downgrades to satiate our hunger for a more accurate representation of Jojo. This is a cursed existence. When I was a Jojo fan, oh! I would wank characters to kingdom come. The Living Tribunal’s existence refuted by GER, Batman would be unable to prepare himself for the might of Kira Yoshikage, and Novel Kars, with his grand and omnipotent powers soloing the likes of Warhammer and Shinza Bansho.

A Jojo fan no more.

I have lost hope in reality. How could people who believe the things I used to believe about Jojo exist? How could I exist back then? It is with a heavy heart that I realise, people exaggerate their favourite things. Since Jojo is on a lot of people’s favourite lists, who I believe also tend to overlap with fictional battle fans, such exaggeration and wank is not only to be expected but to be a given fact.
But the question remains. Why not focus on the things you love, rather than the things which you hate? And to that, my answer is simple. I must move away from Jojo entirely. I will not participate in Jojo threads, nor will I think about that verse any longer. It is time I look at verses that I love, of which there are many. Transformers, Star Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bionicle, and more. These verses all hold a special place in my heart, and it is time I appreciate them more, rather than hate on something I should just ignore."

The comments I mentioned before I couldn't find, but I derailed a Jojo CRT just to say those nasty things.

 

[Arceus0x]

that's it im posting this on r/copypasta

 

[VegetaFan756]

that's it im posting this on r/copypasta

Do it

 

[VegetaFan756]

Oh I just remembered.
the first time someone explained the tiering system to me, I said “oh so Star Platinum is Street Level, because he can bend steel bars” and what followed was 5 hours of getting hated on because I forgor () about the other feats SP has.

 

[Abu2411]

that's it im posting this on r/copypasta

Pay me first

 

[Arceus0x]

it has been done

 

[Abu2411]

it has been done

PAY ME

 

[Abu2411]

it has been done

You also forgot like the most important part

 

[Arceus0x]

PAY ME

your pay check

 

[Arceus0x]

You also forgot like the most important part

that's the thing that makes it funny.

 

[Abu2411]

your pay check

pay me or ill dox u

 

[Arceus0x]

pay me or ill dox u

k

 

[Abu2411]

k

Ok send me your bank account details

 

[Arceus0x]

Ok send me your bank account details

i can send you my location instead

https://g.page/yourmomsclosetco?share

 

[Arceus0x]

here's my other location

https://g.page/yourmomshousedenver?share

 

[Abu2411]

i can send you my location instead

https://g.page/yourmomsclosetco?share

hahaha funny I pulled the same trick once before.

 

[Abu2411]

Oh god I'm about to die

 

[Abu2411]

How long can a human go without sleep?

 

[Arceus0x]

How long can a human go without sleep?

264 hours

 

[Abu2411]

264 hours

cheers dude see you on the other side