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Counterpart to the Power Scale Game, this is a game where we jokingly use terrible logic to downplay characters.
In Pokemon, there is a move called Mach Punch. It almost always hits first unless the opponent uses ExtremeSpeed (which few Pokemon can learn) or uses the same move with a higher Speed stat.
Supposedly, the punch is only going mach 1, as implied by its name, yet it can tag and outspeed any Pokemon in the Dex.
Bullet Punch has the same effect, and bullets are also around that speed, making this consistent.
Subsonic Pokemonverse confirmed
Mario started out in a game called Donkey Kong, in which is only feat is jumping over barrels, and not very high above them. Mario also moves very slowly, slower than any barrel in the game.
Every single game after this was a vastly different genre, ergo making them spinoffs of Donkey Kong. Based on nothing, whatever I deem to be a spinoff is non canon.
Therefore, every Mario game past Donkey Kong is non canon, with the exception of Donkey Kong '98, in which Mario does some cool acrobatics but nothing superhuman.
Also, look at him. He's a fat Italian plumber.
Average human level Mario confirmed.
Characters may look pretty powerful in Hyrule Warriors, but all of their feats, with the sole exception of the Great Fairy's moon summon, happens only in gameplay. Therefore, they don't count, no matter how vital they are to the story.
Average human level HW Link confirmed.
In Pokemon, there is a move called Mach Punch. It almost always hits first unless the opponent uses ExtremeSpeed (which few Pokemon can learn) or uses the same move with a higher Speed stat.
Supposedly, the punch is only going mach 1, as implied by its name, yet it can tag and outspeed any Pokemon in the Dex.
Bullet Punch has the same effect, and bullets are also around that speed, making this consistent.
Subsonic Pokemonverse confirmed
Mario started out in a game called Donkey Kong, in which is only feat is jumping over barrels, and not very high above them. Mario also moves very slowly, slower than any barrel in the game.
Every single game after this was a vastly different genre, ergo making them spinoffs of Donkey Kong. Based on nothing, whatever I deem to be a spinoff is non canon.
Therefore, every Mario game past Donkey Kong is non canon, with the exception of Donkey Kong '98, in which Mario does some cool acrobatics but nothing superhuman.
Also, look at him. He's a fat Italian plumber.
Average human level Mario confirmed.
Characters may look pretty powerful in Hyrule Warriors, but all of their feats, with the sole exception of the Great Fairy's moon summon, happens only in gameplay. Therefore, they don't count, no matter how vital they are to the story.
Average human level HW Link confirmed.
