The Delusions Are Real (Don Quixote vs Banana Joe)

[Flashlight237]

Well, this might be a little interesting. So yeah, we have Don Quixote: the delusional knight who believes in chivalry, against Banana Joe, who is a banana who is about as loopy as Izzy from Total Drama. I think it'll be a fair fight because, well, granted we're pitting a 10-A against a 10-C, said 10-C character is pretty hard to kill, plus a 9-C weapon is good against 9-C durability (though I'm pretty sure an axe gets piercing damage since it's a cutting tool). That aside... Here are the terms.

1. Speed is equalized.

2. Banana Joe has his axe.

3. Win by incap or KO is applicable (there's no way Don Quixote's getting around Type 2 Immortality even if all his attacks would be enough to make Joe splatter all over the place)

Here are the profiles.:

Don Quixote's Profile

Banana Joe's Profile

Who takes this?



Crazy Knight: 0
Crazy Banana: 4 (ChaosAyase~, Buttersamuri, GreyFang82, ElixirBlue)

Inconclusive: 0

 

[ChaosAyase~]

It is a really difficult battle. However, I go by Joe thanks to his Regenerationn that would allow him to continue in the battle against Don Quixote.
Joe FRA.

Still, Don Quixote has his horse not? If he can attack Joe with him, he would literally leave it mashed.

 

[Flashlight237]

Still, Don Quixote has his horse not?

That is something I didn't think through. I would assume he doesn't have his horse with him in this one.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Banana Joe FRA

 

[GreyFang82]

The Fruit that watched Oranges being Peeled FRA

 

[ElixirBlue]

FRA

 

[Buttersamuri]

Eww. Vegetables

 

[ElixirBlue]

ƒñô actually, it's fruit.

 

[Flashlight237]

FRA

I hope you're not planning on giving those away to children on Halloween!

 

[Flashlight237]

Bump

 

[Flashlight237]

Bump again.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Joe's regen is getting removed soon, so...

 

[Flashlight237]

Joe's regen is getting removed soon, so...

Least he still has his axe.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Fair point

 

[Spilxson2]

Voting Joe

 

[CrackerVolley]

Not only did you do an awful necro with a five year old thread, Ant apparently took Don Quixote's profile down two years ago.

 

[Spilxson2]

Not only did you do an awful necro with a five year old thread, Ant apparently took Don Quixote's profile down two years ago.

What? I thought the SCP 4028 profile was still up

 

[CrackerVolley]

Nah, this was the Don Quixote from the actual story. Not the SCP iteration.

 

[Spilxson2]

Nah, this was the Don Quixote from the actual story. Not the SCP iteration.

Oooooohhh. I guess if it was the SCP version this would be a stomp in his favor (even though I have no idea how his powers work)

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Joe FRA