The Knight's Errant Faces the Serial Killer (Don Quixote de la Mancha vs Michael Myers)

[Flashlight237]

I mean, why not? Don Quixote is an interesting character who is deluded by the Code of Chivalry. Feat-wise, Don Quixote survived a significantly higher durability feat than Michael Myers' AP, at 1.92 megajoules vs Myers' 516644 to 1136121 joules based on the common door feat. However, the caveat here is Don Quixote was thrown onto the ground by the windmill and had to be helped up by Sancho. They both have comparable lifting strength feats, and Don Quixote can match Myers' general speed, although his combat speed is a bit on the slow end compared to Myers. The lower end of Myers' strength would make him significantly weaker than Quixote, but at the same time, Myers' Low-Mid Regen has a listing that would keep a stab to the head from affecting Myers too much. Of course Don Quixote fought and managed to overcome the Biscayan, whose sword would've ended his life, so Myers would be less likely to handle Quixote as well.

Anyway, this battle will be full-on SBA just from how comparable the two are for the most part. I mean Quixote's lance even puts him on the higher end of Extended Melee Range.

Anyway, here are their profiles:

Don Quixote's Profile
Michael Myers' Profile

Who takes this?

Don Quixote: 6 (Dark-Carioca, XSOULOFCINDERX, AThe1412, SheevShezarrine, J.J. Chambers, JustANormalLemon)
Michael Myers: 0
Inconclusive: 0

 

[Arceus0x]

Isn't DQ's AP outdated? He tanked a hit from a windmill which dislocated his Horse's shoulder but like, horses are 9-C, only the biggest being 9-C+, while the horse DQ has is like barely functional.

 

[AThe1412]

Isn't DQ's AP outdated? He tanked a hit from a windmill which dislocated his Horse's shoulder but like, horses are 9-C, only the biggest being 9-C+, while the horse DQ has is like barely functional.

Don Quixote de la Mancha Will Be Back!: Don Quixote Tears Off a Branch

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This is what he scales to.

 

[Flashlight237]

Isn't DQ's AP outdated? He tanked a hit from a windmill which dislocated his Horse's shoulder but like, horses are 9-C, only the biggest being 9-C+, while the horse DQ has is like barely functional.

The windmill hit is calc'd directly.

 

[Dark-Carioca]

Going off their profiles, the ingenious hidalgo can match and potentially overpower the bogeyman with a slight but noticeable AP and LS advantage. The regen and immortality will be an issue to get through but he can still be killed at the end of the day, and the don is smart and crazy enough to find a way.

With superior range and extra protection, evil dies tonight (I think).

The only thing that could make things a bit more difficult and put the battle in Michael's favour is if the setting they're in gives Myers the chance to stealth attack Alonso.

 

[Flashlight237]

The only thing that could make things a bit more difficult and put the battle in Michael's favour is if the setting they're in gives Myers the chance to stealth attack Alonso.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is Central Park in that department?

 

[Dark-Carioca]

Never been there but I feel like with all the trees and foilage it'd be easy for Michael to stealth his way through the battle, and he's smart enough to use this to his advantage so if Don Quixote chases after him he might (considering his craziness) not go to an open space so he can't be sneak-attacked (well, maybe he could).

I'm still willing to give this to the don due to the AP, LS and range advantage plus the extra protection on his person. Michael can outlast him most likely but Alonso isn't going to let him, anyway.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Alonso FRA.

 

[Flashlight237]

I still can't believe they let Don Quixote back onto the wiki.

 

[Dark-Carioca]

I still can't believe they let Don Quixote back onto the wiki.

Why not?

 

[AThe1412]

Delusional Chad FRA.

 

[Flashlight237]

Bump

 

[SheevShezarrine]

Japanese convenience store chain fra

 

[J.J._Chambers]

Don FRA

 

[JustANormalLemon]

BDon being on a horse also helps him a lot here, Don fra

 

[Flashlight237]

One more

 

[Dark-Carioca]

Japanese convenience store chain

...what?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

...what?

 

[Dark-Carioca]

Well that's obscure and confusing... xD (especially as a jokey reference to Don Quixote)

 

[SheevShezarrine]

Well that's obscure and confusing... xD (especially as a jokey reference to Don Quixote)

It cameos a bunch in most of the Yakuza games lol

 

[Dark-Carioca]

It cameos a bunch in most of the Yakuza games lol

Never played any of those myself tbh (but let's not get too off-topic)