The 10 Most Broken Smurfs

[PsychoWarper]

This is not a specific ranking list, this is just choosing the ten characters that make that list.

Characters(This list can always be changed if someone else is more deserving):

Reinhard Heydrich/Yakou Madara

The Emperor of Mankind

Jill Presto

Mado/Uro

Cai

SCP-682

SCP-1440

Randall Flagg

Other names for this list are: Cals Hit List, Cals Dislike List and The Top 10 Strongest Non 1-A Masada characters ovo

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

The irony with that is that 5-A Lavos would technically count as a smurf.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Kek true.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Also

Mado/Uro

Cai

SCP-682

SCP-1440

 

[PsychoWarper]

Alright, would say The Doctor could make the list?

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

• Cal foams at the mouth in pure anger.

 

[PsychoWarper]

At my comments or the list?

 

[Warren_Valion]

Cain (DC Comics)

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Doesn't he literally become Tier 1 instead of just having Tier 1 hax?

 

[PsychoWarper]

I thought he had tier 1 prep, prob manip and can seal omnipresents even as a tier 9.

 

[PsychoWarper]

This is what Zach said about The Doctor,

"His passive probability and causality manipulation is listed under prep time abilities when it should be on his own, actually. So that should be changed, but he would be a smurf."

Also Saikou do you really think Madotsuki compares to the others?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

*Cal foams at the mouth in pure anger.

Alright, boy, we're going to the vet.

 

[PsychoWarper]

bump

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Yes, Doctor Who uses "passive causality and probability manipulation" to answer why the doctor makes it out of situations he definitely should die in.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Randall Flagg with equipment unrestricted definitely belongs on this list somewhere.

Not at the highest spot, mind you. But still.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Crap, his high 1-B mindhax outdoes passive high 1-C probability manipulation... I think..

 

[PsychoWarper]

Alright.

 

[Warren_Valion]

Yes, Doctor Who uses "passive causality and probability manipulation" to answer why the doctor makes it out of situations he definitely should die in. </div>

That sounds like someone wanted to write in a canon reason for all the series's asspulls.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

That's exactly what it is.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Yes, Doctor Who uses "passive causality and probability manipulation" to answer why the doctor makes it out of situations he definitely should die in. </div>

That sounds like someone wanted to write in a canon reason for all the series's asspulls.

I mean, its better then leaving it unexplained.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Crap, his high 1-B mindhax outdoes passive high 1-C probability manipulation... I think..

Considering the immediate area around Black Thirteen is affected by said mindhax, yeah.

And considering Black Thirteen can also drive people out of their minds just by looking at them, double yeah.

 

[Warren_Valion]

I think that Keishirou Kyougetsu is a Masada character that deserves a spot on the list.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Who should be dropped then?

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Well, Black Thirteen!Flagg was put up against 1440 a while back and stomped the **** out of him, so if it comes down to those two, well...

 

[PsychoWarper]

Can some explain Mado/Uro to me?

 

[Warren_Valion]

Who should be dropped then?

Mado/Uro

They don't seem all that high on a smurf list.

Honestly, this list should be filled with only Warhammer 40K, Masada, Vertigo, and SCP Foundation characters. They have a bunch of High 1-B to 1-A smurf stuff.

Most other franchises don't really compete.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Can we limit it to one character per verse?

 

[PsychoWarper]

The problem is then the masada choice comes down to Yakou and Reinhard there considered even.

I could do something like Yakou Madara/Reinhard Heydrich

 

[Warren_Valion]

The problem is then the masada choice comes down to Yakou and Reinhard there considered even.
I could do something like Yakou Madara/Reinhard Heydrich

Yeah, do that.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Honestly, this list should be filled with only Warhammer 40K, Masada, Vertigo, and SCP Foundatio characters. They have a bunch of High 1-B to 1-A smurf stuff.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Both 682 and 1440 have 1-B+ abilities/powers.

Anyway are we making it one per verse(with the exception of tied characters)?

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

He said High 1-B to 1-A, though.

 

[PsychoWarper]

After the upgrades 682 will have 1-A immortality.

 

[Warren_Valion]

Isn't the verse getting upgraded, eventually, to that level?

If not, then I apologize.

1-B stuff is still better than 95% of verses out there.

 

[Kaltias]

After the upgrades is stuff that will be debated after the upgrades.

SCP has 0 High 1-B stuff right now, and that will be the case until the CRT is made

 

[PsychoWarper]

@Kaltias true but 1-B hax/powers is still much higher then most verses.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Anyway, after the new upgrades does Man-Thing count as a smurf and if so does he make the list?

Also should Flagg be removed since the thing that gives him his OP hax is non standerd equitment.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Bump

 

[DMUA]

After the upgrades 682 will have 1-A immortality.

This is hilarious to look at from weeks into the future

 

[PsychoWarper]

Thats what I heard from Weekly.

Plus havnt the SCP revisions been happening for a few months now?