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Thanos wants to snap a drink
- Thread starter Bobsican
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Bobsican
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It logically should be at least superhuman via being a big enought dinosaur, especially in mouth area as the muscles in that part are known to be often stronger than most of the rest of the body.
Also, this is assuming he manages to get a full bite onto Coca Kid to the point he basically grabbed it with his mouth, leading into Thanos just crushing him with his teeth.
Also, this is assuming he manages to get a full bite onto Coca Kid to the point he basically grabbed it with his mouth, leading into Thanos just crushing him with his teeth.
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1) agility and speed are not the same thing. He can easily jump over and around Thanos' attacks.
2) A punch that's 4 times your durability is way more likely to make you flinch than someone roaring at you (ignoring how Coca Cola kid doesn't flinch when right next to jet packs that realistically should be far louder)
3) Thanos can't one shot him, he's 4 times weaker, how does a half a second flinch allow Thanos to do anything.
Edit: Going to bed right now
2) A punch that's 4 times your durability is way more likely to make you flinch than someone roaring at you (ignoring how Coca Cola kid doesn't flinch when right next to jet packs that realistically should be far louder)
3) Thanos can't one shot him, he's 4 times weaker, how does a half a second flinch allow Thanos to do anything.
Edit: Going to bed right now
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That's not how it works; you can't crush someone 4 times your ap to death. Biting falls under striking strength. If he uses his lifting strength to hold Coca-Cola kid down (which he can't due to being less agile and dumber) the kid just punches him to death. Stop saying he can one shot the kid, his teeth are dull and he's 4 times weaker.
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Why do people keep thinking Thanos can just bite through people much stronger than itself? This is like asking it to bite through metal, except the metal can break it's teeth by struggling.
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im voted Coca FRA.
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bump
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The drink: 5 (Jasonsith, HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Jackythejack, Cuelo 2020, Jimboydejuan12)
The purple boy: 0
Incon: 0
< 7.5x AP advantage is a decisive clear cut win not a stomp just by our rules here. It may be a stomp match if it happens in other forums, provided a concept of a stomp match exists there.
The purple boy: 0
Incon: 0
< 7.5x AP advantage is a decisive clear cut win not a stomp just by our rules here. It may be a stomp match if it happens in other forums, provided a concept of a stomp match exists there.
Jackythejack
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I personally don't understand why people think a higher durability just immediately means that you can't hurt them in certain ways
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Pretty sure we have said that is a stomp here tooJasonsith said:
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It's not just because he has the ap advantage, it's because Coca-Cola kid has literally every advantage except Lifting Strength, and that's arguably because Thanos has unknown lifting strength. But it's 11pm here and I have school tomorrow so I have it go to bed, just know putting something non sentient against an opponent with literally every advantage doesn't seem far.
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It's because he's 5 times more durable than Thanos' best attack (which isn't even something Thanos actually does since it revolves ramming into things, which Thanos won't do) breaking a steel lock is only street level, but most people would break their own hands trying to break it. It's not like Coca-Cola kid is completely invincible here, he's going to get slightly bruised, but there's nothing stopping him from punching Thanos unconscious within the first 3 seconds of the fight. He can dodge every attack Thanos makes because he is more agile and sentient. And he can causally hand it it's ass. Thanos literally has two attacks, biting and stomping, stomping is something Thanos would almost never attempt unless he's trying to get a better grip on the kid, and biting is worse than his listed ap because his ap come from ramming which is both better than his bite and is something it would never attempt unless Coca-Cola kid started running away, which is something Coca-Cola kid doesn't do.Jackythejack said:
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so much wall of texts.
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Kid FRA
