Thanos Chungus fights Thanos Dinosaur

[KLOL506]

Composite Human vs Thanos Dinosaur. A BATTLE AGES IN THE MAKING.

CH gets a Katana and a fully-functioning Metal Infinity Gauntlet with expensive gems in it (AKA a replica you can actually use to kill people with OwO ). Also he gets 10 minutes of prep to check up on Thanos dinosaur. (YES THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE CH vs T-REX)

However, CH will already be colored purple with Thanos makeup and will have some additional cosplay equipment to look like Thanos Chungus by default. HE IS ALSO FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK IN ANY KIND OF WAY EXCEPT THE MEL BLANC WAY.

Thanos Chungus Thanos Chungus- 9 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777, DMB 1, Cueio 2020, Xtasyamphetamine, ThePixelKirby, Junkoposter, Spinosaurus75DinosaurFa, DMUA, DaBigP, and Christian Higdo)

Thanos Dinosaur Thanos Dinosaur- 0

Thunderclusive- 0

 

[Junkoposter]

Seems like we're starting off 2019 with the best battle conceivable!

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

>Notices profile literally named "Thanos (Real World)"

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

hey uh

can you take away some of his equipment and lower his prep to make this much more different

 

[KLOL506]

I was planning on using any one of the Assassins or any of the other 9-B video game heroes but they one-shot very hard (If Hopkins vs T-Rex is anything to say, LOL), so I chose CH for the battle, XD.

 

[DMB_1]

Lower that equipment by a long-shot, and then we can talk about how fair this match can be.

 

[KLOL506]

Any specific equipment I should remove?

 

[DMB_1]

CH won against a T-Rex with far less equipment.

Just give him a melee weapon, like a mace or a sword.

 

[KLOL506]

Okay, but the Gauntlet remains, UwU.

 

[Junkoposter]

Snaps smol fingers "And now 100% of the dinosaurs have died."

 

[DMB_1]

Snaps smol fingers "And now 100% of the dinosaurs have died."

Every bird on Earth intantly dies as a consequence

 

[KLOL506]

How much prep-time should I give CH?

 

[Junkoposter]

Every bird on Earth intantly dies as a consequence

"And this, heh, really does put a smile on my face."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Oh, god. They actually did it.

 

[Junkoposter]

Give CH 5 centuries ovo

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

How much prep-time should I give CH?

Put him in front of the dinosaur, 3 meters away

 

[DMB_1]

How much prep-time should I give CH?

I believe that a few minutes would be enough to do a quick research on the internet to know at leats what kind of foe he's facing.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

How would the internet know that? We assume there is no information about each other at hand.

I am planning to make a CRT to remove that honestly.

 

[Lorenzo.r.2nd]

ive been trying to fit a snap joke into this thread, but its harder than it sounds, so imma just vote for human

 

[KLOL506]

How would the internet know that? We assume there is no information about each other at hand.
I am planning to make a CRT to remove that honestly.

Sadly, there is information now. It's all over the news.

The dinosaur isn't much far off from most albinids apparently and it wasn't even the apex predator in its own area.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Oh, alright.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Probably going to go with CH because againt animals he just tends to win. But really his intelegence will allow him to manuver around Thanos and eventually find a weak spot or opening and go for the killing blow.

 

[KLOL506]

1 vote for CH.

 

[DMB_1]

Yeah, CH has this in the bag. He's a very skilled and experienced fighter, even at fighting against animals.

He can outmaneuver the theropod and eventually injure him to the point he won't be able to fight anymore, and some level of prep-time seals the deal.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I agree. Me FRA.

Nobody gets that joke? Nobody? At all?

 

[Junkoposter]

To bad Thaons's hands are to small to wear the Infinity Gauntlet ovo

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

To bad Thaons's hands are to small to wear the Infinity Gauntlet ovo

Those hands probably couldn't snap and were literally useless.

 

[Kaltias]

So this is basically CH vs T. Rex, but without guns? Edit: Nah, different dinosaur

 

[DMB_1]

The T-Rex is weaker though.

 

[KLOL506]

Yes, and said dinosaur potentially has Superhuman speed but that didn't stop CH from gunning a lion down with a Glock so...

 

[Junkoposter]

I guess we'll have to cancel the sequel to Infinity War, cause we just killed Thanos

 

[DMB_1]

Maybe we'll just double all resources in the universe with that gauntlet.

 

[KLOL506]

WOT DE FORK

NO

I DIDN'T SNAP MY INFINITY GAUNTLET FOR THIS

I GO WITH DMB ON DOUBLING RESOURCES UMU

 

[KLOL506]

Me when Thanos dinosaur is created but CH created Thanos and the INFINITY GAUNTLET and is now assuming the appearance of the almighty Big Chungus because he can also mimic Mel Blanc's voice and he can give himself makeup to be purple LMAO

 

[Junkoposter]

I'm so startled

 

[KLOL506]

Should I give CH something to look like Thanos Chungus? OwO

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

CH it is then

 

[KLOL506]

CH it is the

You're voting for him FRA, then?

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

yeeessss

 

[KLOL506]

Nais.

Should I make CH paint himself purple with some more cosplay items to look like Thanos Chungus? (Legit curious UwU)